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Professional Musician, amateur human being. Sometimes a writer. Usually confused.

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nachoiskerka.bsky.social @nachoiskerka.bsky.social · Apr 23

Please note that the lack of a blue checkmark means that is an unofficial Nacho Iskerka fan account. Please take all statements as parody and support the official musician. Thank you.

nachoiskerka.bsky.social @nachoiskerka.bsky.social · 21h

You ever thought about how we think of Switzerland as the world's most neutral country, but one of their most famous inventions is the swiss army knife?

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nachoiskerka.bsky.social @nachoiskerka.bsky.social · 1d

nachoiskerka.bsky.social @nachoiskerka.bsky.social · 2d

Er...will be.

nachoiskerka.bsky.social @nachoiskerka.bsky.social · 2d

Not only is he alive, he's...on the road again.

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nachoiskerka.bsky.social @nachoiskerka.bsky.social · 2d

Idk why, but no one has ever wanted to jam on Jet with me and Ive always wanted to play it live JUST once. :(

nachoiskerka.bsky.social @nachoiskerka.bsky.social · 2d

Oh god is that why its called a full moon?

nachoiskerka.bsky.social @nachoiskerka.bsky.social · 2d

I cannot make that judgement. I absolutely refuse to look at Donald J. Trump's ass.

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nachoiskerka.bsky.social @nachoiskerka.bsky.social · 2d

...oh is that what that Pink Floyd album The Final Cut was about?

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nachoiskerka.bsky.social @nachoiskerka.bsky.social · 2d

I mean, if I use republican logic-

-Stegosauruses had their brains in their ass
-Stegosauruses are dinosaurs and dinosaurs are old as fuck
- Donald Trump is old as fuck.

Therefore, Donald Trump has his brain in his ass.

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nachoiskerka.bsky.social @nachoiskerka.bsky.social · 3d

Ken paxton inside supposed Antifa cells: youtu.be/RSxHwdc6NLU?...

Business Man

YouTube video by Tom Cardy - Topic

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nachoiskerka.bsky.social @nachoiskerka.bsky.social · 4d

Protip- if you can't hear the dialogue on your tv, maybe think about how your tv speakers are pointed at a wall and then the sound reflects to your ears. Most tv's have bluetooth, and you can get a speaker with good sound to point at you directly. Itll make a world of difference.

nachoiskerka.bsky.social @nachoiskerka.bsky.social · 5d

They did Worlds of Big Finish a while back, but they're more focused on bread and butter Doctor Who(and who can blame them?). Besides, that kind of a team up would be better served on screen, where seeing them recast doesn't require jumping into everyone's backstory.

nachoiskerka.bsky.social @nachoiskerka.bsky.social · 5d

Its a shame there's 60 years of Doctor Who and every time they make a tv spinoff they make a new cast. Give me Sabalom Gitz, Beep the Meep, Leela, Nikola Tesla and CyberBill as a ragtag group displaced by the time lords to stop an extinction event, only they don't know its The Master sent them.

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nachoiskerka.bsky.social @nachoiskerka.bsky.social · 5d

Lawyers like...

Moon knight, coming to collect money from dracula

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nachoiskerka.bsky.social @nachoiskerka.bsky.social · 5d

The N-Gage was such an interesting concept- "What if the Gameboy Advance AND your phone sucked?" "Is the screen good at least?" "NOPE! IT'LL FUCK UP YOUR EYES!"

nachoiskerka.bsky.social @nachoiskerka.bsky.social · 5d

Weird that Stephen Miller tries so hard to be a public facing figure; if I looked like Lex Luthor after a stroke I'd probably just opt for staying in the background and having other people say my dumb, evil bullshit.

nachoiskerka.bsky.social @nachoiskerka.bsky.social · 5d

The only people trying to convince you Tilly Norwood is good are the same people banking on the idea you believe the 2019 Lion King is live action.

nachoiskerka.bsky.social @nachoiskerka.bsky.social · 5d

Shhhhh...don't tell anyone making it, but you want to know a quick way to spot @! generated music? In most non-electronic genres the bass will sound too synth-y like someone played it on a keyboard, thatll stick out on country, rock etc. while on electronic music therell be no bass a lot of the time

nachoiskerka.bsky.social @nachoiskerka.bsky.social · 6d

Wrote some music for a chinese commercial, got rejected when I kept calling it a Beijingle.

nachoiskerka.bsky.social @nachoiskerka.bsky.social · 7d

Any of you guys ever met a dude named David and went "So, know any secret chords" ? No? Just me?

nachoiskerka.bsky.social @nachoiskerka.bsky.social · 8d

If there's, one thing, that I have learned, this, week; its that, AI, thinks I should use, a lot, more commas.

Captain Kirk, famous for....dramatic pauses. Often, they were contextualized, by commas.

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nachoiskerka.bsky.social @nachoiskerka.bsky.social · 8d

I never make a dad joke after I go to bed when camping. Its a very simple rule i have: no pun intented.

nachoiskerka.bsky.social @nachoiskerka.bsky.social · 9d

Ayyyy now that we're not pissed at Disney over the Kimmel thing, my favorite Halloween Movie of all time got released on streaming- Something Wicked This Way Comes, based on the Ray Bradbury book. Watch it watch it watch it.

nachoiskerka.bsky.social @nachoiskerka.bsky.social · 9d

Hey guys did Daredevil Born Again just become too real for anyone else?

nachoiskerka.bsky.social @nachoiskerka.bsky.social · 10d

Humanity has lived for thousands of years. Humanity may love for thousands more in some way
You will not. Feel the sad, but know it is not the end.