@nachoiskerka.bsky.social
Professional Musician, amateur human being. Sometimes a writer. Usually confused.
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You ever see something and think, "Hm, that's probably not for me..."? So anyways I saw this book called Absolute Superman and.... Nah. That ain't it, chief.
December 12, 2025 at 4:16 AM
You ever see something and think, "Hm, that's probably not for me..."? So anyways I saw this book called Absolute Superman and.... Nah. That ain't it, chief.
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Someone once told me that marie kondo must have the nastiest, kinkiest and loudest sex that anyone who exists on this planet could have, and now that lives rent free in my brain. As I am passing this information on, I will let you determine when she uses the phrase "This sparks joy" during the act.
March 28, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Someone once told me that marie kondo must have the nastiest, kinkiest and loudest sex that anyone who exists on this planet could have, and now that lives rent free in my brain. As I am passing this information on, I will let you determine when she uses the phrase "This sparks joy" during the act.
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One of the truest things ever is in that Marvel movie Shang Chi- Asians LOVE Hotel California. Universally. Every Asian party my dad brought me to ever, even the ones where the band only played music from back in his home country, would still take Hotel California by request.
April 7, 2025 at 3:34 AM
One of the truest things ever is in that Marvel movie Shang Chi- Asians LOVE Hotel California. Universally. Every Asian party my dad brought me to ever, even the ones where the band only played music from back in his home country, would still take Hotel California by request.
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Sometimes I drink half a large coffee in about 7 seconds, then my entire brain just... rises and I involuntarily let out the groan Hugh Jackman lets out after he takes the healing drugs in Logan.
April 11, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Sometimes I drink half a large coffee in about 7 seconds, then my entire brain just... rises and I involuntarily let out the groan Hugh Jackman lets out after he takes the healing drugs in Logan.
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Me and my daughter, listening to the snow white soundtrack, whistle while you work-
"Dada, how do you whistle?"
"Idk. Honestly Dada's never been able to whistle"
"Oh. Is it cause you're fat?"
...I ain't been burned that hard in DECADES.
"Dada, how do you whistle?"
"Idk. Honestly Dada's never been able to whistle"
"Oh. Is it cause you're fat?"
...I ain't been burned that hard in DECADES.
May 21, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Me and my daughter, listening to the snow white soundtrack, whistle while you work-
"Dada, how do you whistle?"
"Idk. Honestly Dada's never been able to whistle"
"Oh. Is it cause you're fat?"
...I ain't been burned that hard in DECADES.
"Dada, how do you whistle?"
"Idk. Honestly Dada's never been able to whistle"
"Oh. Is it cause you're fat?"
...I ain't been burned that hard in DECADES.
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Can't brick in the rain if it flies above the rain.
August 20, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Can't brick in the rain if it flies above the rain.
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Man, it is absolutely NUTS how many sexy neighbors with light Russian accents I have. Ever since I discovered the formula for Cold Fusion they all chat me up before I leave for work and its really just nice to have someone to talk to.
September 2, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Man, it is absolutely NUTS how many sexy neighbors with light Russian accents I have. Ever since I discovered the formula for Cold Fusion they all chat me up before I leave for work and its really just nice to have someone to talk to.
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Sometimes I have a little spaghetti at midnight and I just picture my doctor waking up in a cold sweat going "Hey, WHAT THE FUCK!"(Because apparently my doctor is Henry Rollins) but then I remember my health insurance covers ER visits more than therapy and at that point its just economics, isn't it?
September 12, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Sometimes I have a little spaghetti at midnight and I just picture my doctor waking up in a cold sweat going "Hey, WHAT THE FUCK!"(Because apparently my doctor is Henry Rollins) but then I remember my health insurance covers ER visits more than therapy and at that point its just economics, isn't it?
Forgot to take my meds today: bsky.app/profile/nach...
"Everything straight is actually gay" is my favourite kind of ragebait posts by these morons.
December 10, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Forgot to take my meds today: bsky.app/profile/nach...
Whenever that high school friend you see at the gas station that still smells like weed tries to convince you that Libertarianism is good, kindly let him know about Grafton, NH- a town that embraced libertarianism so hard they stopped collecting money for garbage pickup and got overrun by bears.
December 10, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Whenever that high school friend you see at the gas station that still smells like weed tries to convince you that Libertarianism is good, kindly let him know about Grafton, NH- a town that embraced libertarianism so hard they stopped collecting money for garbage pickup and got overrun by bears.
Milton Friedman was a fuckin hack.
December 10, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Milton Friedman was a fuckin hack.
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James Spader clips that have aged too goddamned well:
"Why should any of us take it seriously? We’re torturing people. We’re holding them indefinitely. Many with no evidence. Giving them no trials. No lawyers. It’s laughable."
youtu.be/lfSGWjYT9tc?...
"Why should any of us take it seriously? We’re torturing people. We’re holding them indefinitely. Many with no evidence. Giving them no trials. No lawyers. It’s laughable."
youtu.be/lfSGWjYT9tc?...
Amazing Speech
YouTube video by John Carver
youtu.be
April 22, 2025 at 8:05 PM
James Spader clips that have aged too goddamned well:
"Why should any of us take it seriously? We’re torturing people. We’re holding them indefinitely. Many with no evidence. Giving them no trials. No lawyers. It’s laughable."
youtu.be/lfSGWjYT9tc?...
"Why should any of us take it seriously? We’re torturing people. We’re holding them indefinitely. Many with no evidence. Giving them no trials. No lawyers. It’s laughable."
youtu.be/lfSGWjYT9tc?...
This post is now an evergreen. Realer every day.
Wellp, I find it kind of funny the parallel between how HBO Max and the USA is being run- all the good shit that was promised to us and reasons for being here are being cut so billionaires can avoid taxes. Instead a whole lot of shitty reality is being shoved in our faces.
December 9, 2025 at 1:32 AM
This post is now an evergreen. Realer every day.
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Putting an unsolicited dik pic on your feed
May 15, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Putting an unsolicited dik pic on your feed
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Every time someone calls my kid The Next Generation my dork ass brain automatically goes "ah, so I'm TOS"
May 18, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Every time someone calls my kid The Next Generation my dork ass brain automatically goes "ah, so I'm TOS"
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....I love how this mobile screenshot laid out this headline. Every single line break is a WILD left turn. Right down to how the last one puts single quotes around 'blast test' like that's under review still after she got blown up.
May 29, 2025 at 2:54 PM
....I love how this mobile screenshot laid out this headline. Every single line break is a WILD left turn. Right down to how the last one puts single quotes around 'blast test' like that's under review still after she got blown up.
Hey, do you need a story to give your loved ones for christmas? Would you like to message me after you buy it and find out something I snuck in past the censors? (Sorry James.)
....why did I find out via a TARDIS wiki that my second Who story got published?
Either way, please enjoy: www.amazon.com/Cwej-Fragmen...
Either way, please enjoy: www.amazon.com/Cwej-Fragmen...
Cwej: Fragments of Totality
Cwej: Fragments of Totality - Kindle edition by O'Connell, Hunter, Magrs, Paul, Banks, Tomoko, ML, Tyche, Sychantha, Matthew, Mason, Aidan, Wylder, James, Hornby, James, de Etayde, Erika. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading Cwej: Fragments of Totality.
www.amazon.com
December 9, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Hey, do you need a story to give your loved ones for christmas? Would you like to message me after you buy it and find out something I snuck in past the censors? (Sorry James.)
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Recently quit my job as a necromancer, I realized that when it wasn't working out that Funeral Directing is where the REAL money is.
June 29, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Recently quit my job as a necromancer, I realized that when it wasn't working out that Funeral Directing is where the REAL money is.
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"IT'S SYMBOLIC" sand sculpture named A.I. at Revere Beach.
July 26, 2025 at 6:15 PM
"IT'S SYMBOLIC" sand sculpture named A.I. at Revere Beach.
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"Mommy says I'm special" An ai summary of an article about the founder of ai talking about ai with a disclaimer that AI can be wrong is both hilarious and a mess.
August 12, 2025 at 4:13 PM
"Mommy says I'm special" An ai summary of an article about the founder of ai talking about ai with a disclaimer that AI can be wrong is both hilarious and a mess.
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Weird that Stephen Miller tries so hard to be a public facing figure; if I looked like Lex Luthor after a stroke I'd probably just opt for staying in the background and having other people say my dumb, evil bullshit.
October 6, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Weird that Stephen Miller tries so hard to be a public facing figure; if I looked like Lex Luthor after a stroke I'd probably just opt for staying in the background and having other people say my dumb, evil bullshit.
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Never pull out your credit card near a rhino- they'll charge you.
October 15, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Never pull out your credit card near a rhino- they'll charge you.
Watched an interview with mike minogue this morning and holy crap I've never seen someone torpedo all of his electability on live television. Lmao.
December 7, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Watched an interview with mike minogue this morning and holy crap I've never seen someone torpedo all of his electability on live television. Lmao.
Bluesky, I forgot my adhd meds this morning. Is it okay if I take it now with orange juice to lessen the effects?
November 30, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Bluesky, I forgot my adhd meds this morning. Is it okay if I take it now with orange juice to lessen the effects?
Just saw Dirty Grandpa on cable and I gotta tell you, whoever they paid to censor that movie did NOT get paid enough. Its 2 out of every 3 sentences, practically. But you know what? Its actually funnier with so much of the movie censored.
November 30, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Just saw Dirty Grandpa on cable and I gotta tell you, whoever they paid to censor that movie did NOT get paid enough. Its 2 out of every 3 sentences, practically. But you know what? Its actually funnier with so much of the movie censored.