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I listen to this podcast that does a great review of holiday movies and I'm dying knowing how many Christmas heist movies there randomly are
December 5, 2025 at 5:27 PM
so kylo
December 5, 2025 at 3:14 AM
my kid's school sent us an RSV notice right before the holiday. guess who took her kid to the doctor this morning :'(
December 1, 2025 at 10:59 PM
does every food recipe developer/influencer actually hate pumpkin pie or is that a hook for their new "fluffy" "custard" "creamy" or whatever pumpkin pie recipe
November 25, 2025 at 4:10 PM
told our pediatrician that it feels like a switch flipped this month and our kid is starting his terrible twos, and she gleefully told me he was too verbally advanced and it's more like he's a threenager. ok??? let me die lol
November 24, 2025 at 4:35 AM
is this a safe space to admit I've never read or seen hunger games and I don't actually know what a reaping is
November 22, 2025 at 10:47 PM
unfortunately our nearing two year old's favorite things to say right now are "gonna be sad at school cause there's no mommy there" and "dada said goddamnit", both of which cause us consternation
November 20, 2025 at 4:37 AM
at our weekly b&n trip/kids reading circle, I noticed they're doing a book drive, which is theoretically great, except they're donating the books to a local daycare which we
toured so ik is 3k a month to attend. have they tried finding families in actual need
November 17, 2025 at 6:06 PM
not to be like "there's something wrong with me" but I start work listening to Charli XCX/John Cale "House" like 5 times every day
November 12, 2025 at 4:42 PM
several random people I see on my feeds all the time announced they're pregnant with their 3rd today and I honestly believe there's a bigger mental gap between people who have 1 and 3 kids than 0 and 1 like I cannot fathom wanting 3???? that's too many
November 10, 2025 at 10:28 PM
need to dress exactly like my son... why aren't they doing it like this for adult women
November 7, 2025 at 4:47 PM
republican bloodbath tg
November 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
because of where we live, every walk around the neighborhood lately is just fall foliage and everyone telling us whether they survived the latest microsoft or amazon layoff
October 31, 2025 at 4:21 PM
the way I desperately need my boobs to deflate once I stop breastfeeding but actually feel like I'm going to be one of those cursed individuals who have massive titties forever
October 25, 2025 at 7:54 PM
that consumer report about lead in protein powder is a huge win for the girls who have systematically refused to give a shit about their protein intake
October 16, 2025 at 4:29 PM
the Victoria's Secret fashion show was just wretched this year. everything looked polyester party city tacky cheap even the tans were second rate. what are we doing to our beautiful queens
October 16, 2025 at 4:28 PM
redshirting aka delaying school for an extra year is so popular rn for the same reason h1b visas are getting pushback. because Americans are afraid their boys are stupid. sorry I'm Vivek now
October 2, 2025 at 4:52 PM
just one of those weekends where you wonder: how is everyone a runner except for me
September 21, 2025 at 8:33 PM
failed miserably at this per usual, but please tell me your current food mind place
September 12, 2025 at 8:30 PM
"maybe you'll finally know who you want to be / a grown woman in a baby tee" had been stuck in my head all summer
September 6, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I've decided I can't have Trump go out while in office because every JD V tweet makes me want to die. every irritating and ugly trait of any man approx my age compiled into one ugly little bitch
September 4, 2025 at 11:50 PM
we're at a fancy hotel. the first 5 of 10 total floors of the incredibly narrow and perilous parking lot are valet only. every time we go in there, I think - if I were driving, I would be crying and sitting still. my husband whips through like it's nothing. I'm so glad to be a passenger princess
September 1, 2025 at 11:46 PM
supporting men's issues tonight (having separate chats with my cousin and sister in law's bf about the bill simmons-ryen russillo break-up)
August 28, 2025 at 4:53 AM
they suck so bad
August 27, 2025 at 7:50 PM