Austin!
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GOOD VIBES ONLY! Mariner fan in upstate NY Greece NY, by way of Tacoma Wa. Ally of all good people 🏳️‍🌈Formerly Austin329 & Napsbacon
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Slava Ukraine! 🇺🇦
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*Saves for work chat*
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Work tomorrow will be rough, lots of bills fans there.
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Holy shit. We're 2-0 in the LCS.
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Smoltz needs to shut the fuck up
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give that fish a ring!
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I did have my phone ready for this:
Humpy, a salmon mascot, has one knee on the ground and is petting a dog, Tucker, a team dog for the Mariners, who is facing away from the camera. Tucker, the Mariners dog, bites the blue life preserver ring around Humpy’s waist.

Humpy is wearing a “winner” sash and gold chain in addition to his regular costume.
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I SAW THE GARV MAN PLAY IN ROCHESTER! lmfao
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A GARVER TRIPLE?!?!?!?!?!?!
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I should've read the last sentence...
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pics or it never happened
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MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVPOLANCO
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this is what happens when overvalued players swing at everything like they're protecting their kids from a monster
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Are there any good things this fuck ass of a fox team that they can say about the mariners? The dick glazing of the jays needs to fuckin stop. you're fuckin neutral you shit heads.
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JULIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Reposted by Austin!
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DID NOT EXPECT THIS
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Went to make cereal and came back to more ads. What I miss? #Mariners
Reposted by Austin!
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Game got much better after doing that….
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PRO TIP: Mute the fox broadcast
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yeah really, Mariners for me are 1st, Bluejays 2nd as I can see the stadium across Lake ontario from where I live. Also, the stadium is gorgeous.
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Totally expect to lose. But Just this game.