NASCARCASM
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Freelance troll for http://NASCAR.com. You probably have me muted. Dumb thoughts posted are my own dumb thoughts. I am not Kyle Busch.
This parade is always like "And this next float is a tribute to our amazing oceans and marine life and this 30-foot Beluga whale is made from 8 million pieces of wet toilet paper and sponsored by Cottonelle and now performing 'Mambo No. 5' atop this magnificent creature is Lou Bega."
November 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
This parade is always like "And this next float is a tribute to our amazing oceans and marine life and this 30-foot Beluga whale is made from 8 million pieces of wet toilet paper and sponsored by Cottonelle and now performing 'Mambo No. 5' atop this magnificent creature is Lou Bega."
Like a Friendsgiving but it's with all of your enemies
November 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Like a Friendsgiving but it's with all of your enemies
Drivers that hump trophies, and other things we're so thankful for in 2025
Click here -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
Click here -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
November 26, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Drivers that hump trophies, and other things we're so thankful for in 2025
Click here -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
Click here -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
If you run a 5K on Thanksgiving morning, none of us are impressed at all. Now, run a 5K on Thanksgiving evening after turkey, yams, mashed potatoes, green beans, two kinds of pie and four glasses of wine? Peak athlete.
November 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
If you run a 5K on Thanksgiving morning, none of us are impressed at all. Now, run a 5K on Thanksgiving evening after turkey, yams, mashed potatoes, green beans, two kinds of pie and four glasses of wine? Peak athlete.
🚨A series of extremely meme-able images from the "RISING" series on the NASCAR YouTube channel.
CLICK HERE -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
CLICK HERE -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
Very meme-able moments from "RISING"
The multi-part series that follows Rajah Caruth, Carson Hocevar and Jesse Love behind the scenes has a fair share of screen grabs that belong on the internet
open.substack.com
November 24, 2025 at 7:41 PM
🚨A series of extremely meme-able images from the "RISING" series on the NASCAR YouTube channel.
CLICK HERE -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
CLICK HERE -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
Ever find a picture of yourself in high school and wish you could time travel back to high school to beat the shit out of yourself in high school
November 22, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Ever find a picture of yourself in high school and wish you could time travel back to high school to beat the shit out of yourself in high school
Google image search has done Jimmy Spencer extremely dirty
November 21, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Google image search has done Jimmy Spencer extremely dirty
🚨Time to recap the entire 2025 #NASCAR season, but like, alphabetically, on Substack.
The season that was, from A to Z.
Click here -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
The season that was, from A to Z.
Click here -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
November 20, 2025 at 7:34 PM
🚨Time to recap the entire 2025 #NASCAR season, but like, alphabetically, on Substack.
The season that was, from A to Z.
Click here -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
The season that was, from A to Z.
Click here -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
Me when I'm on day four of a minor cold but I'm also male
November 17, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Me when I'm on day four of a minor cold but I'm also male
Rooster says hello
November 15, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Rooster says hello
I don't think people realize how difficult life can be when you walk faster than 99 percent of the population
November 11, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I don't think people realize how difficult life can be when you walk faster than 99 percent of the population
Blah blah blah Kyle Larson.
The real superstar of the Larson family is she with the beer-shotgunning skills of a frat brother in a house that's on disciplinary probation.
On the #NASCAR Substack, a Katelyn Larson appreciation post -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
The real superstar of the Larson family is she with the beer-shotgunning skills of a frat brother in a house that's on disciplinary probation.
On the #NASCAR Substack, a Katelyn Larson appreciation post -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
A Katelyn Larson appreciation post
AKA, the undisputed shotgunning queen of NASCAR
open.substack.com
November 8, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Blah blah blah Kyle Larson.
The real superstar of the Larson family is she with the beer-shotgunning skills of a frat brother in a house that's on disciplinary probation.
On the #NASCAR Substack, a Katelyn Larson appreciation post -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
The real superstar of the Larson family is she with the beer-shotgunning skills of a frat brother in a house that's on disciplinary probation.
On the #NASCAR Substack, a Katelyn Larson appreciation post -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
This is a testament to the amount of preparation that goes into each event for the No. 5 team - Cliff Daniels just raised the hood on the car to inspect everything to make sure the car is set up perfectly to SIT ON THE STAGE MOTIONLESS FOR TWO HOURS. #NASCARAwards
November 4, 2025 at 11:11 PM
This is a testament to the amount of preparation that goes into each event for the No. 5 team - Cliff Daniels just raised the hood on the car to inspect everything to make sure the car is set up perfectly to SIT ON THE STAGE MOTIONLESS FOR TWO HOURS. #NASCARAwards
Every new Larson is awesome in their own way
November 4, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Every new Larson is awesome in their own way
If Corey Heim didn't win a race this year, it's probably because something happened to Corey Heim.
November 1, 2025 at 12:15 AM
If Corey Heim didn't win a race this year, it's probably because something happened to Corey Heim.
Drivers that MF each other and later become teammates is actually nothing new.
NASCAR has itself a history of foes that wound up teammates.
Read all about it here, on the #NASCAR Substack -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
NASCAR has itself a history of foes that wound up teammates.
Read all about it here, on the #NASCAR Substack -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
From enemies to teammates
A history of foes that wound up working together on the same team
open.substack.com
October 29, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Drivers that MF each other and later become teammates is actually nothing new.
NASCAR has itself a history of foes that wound up teammates.
Read all about it here, on the #NASCAR Substack -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
NASCAR has itself a history of foes that wound up teammates.
Read all about it here, on the #NASCAR Substack -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
My Halloween costume is violent Marty Snider
October 29, 2025 at 5:51 PM
My Halloween costume is violent Marty Snider
So William Byron won at Martinsville and received several (very fake) texts afterwards.
Read then all here on the #NASCAR Substack -> substack.com/@nascar/note...
Read then all here on the #NASCAR Substack -> substack.com/@nascar/note...
Fake texts to Martinsville winner William Byron
NOTE: Not real.
substack.com
October 27, 2025 at 5:32 PM
So William Byron won at Martinsville and received several (very fake) texts afterwards.
Read then all here on the #NASCAR Substack -> substack.com/@nascar/note...
Read then all here on the #NASCAR Substack -> substack.com/@nascar/note...
🎥 THE TALLADEGA SURPRISE INFIELD ITEM UNBOXING
If you have a weak stomach, keep scrolling.
This idea was terrible.
If you have a weak stomach, keep scrolling.
This idea was terrible.
October 22, 2025 at 10:57 PM
🎥 THE TALLADEGA SURPRISE INFIELD ITEM UNBOXING
If you have a weak stomach, keep scrolling.
This idea was terrible.
If you have a weak stomach, keep scrolling.
This idea was terrible.
