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Freelance troll for http://NASCAR.com. You probably have me muted. Dumb thoughts posted are my own dumb thoughts. I am not Kyle Busch.
This parade is always like "And this next float is a tribute to our amazing oceans and marine life and this 30-foot Beluga whale is made from 8 million pieces of wet toilet paper and sponsored by Cottonelle and now performing 'Mambo No. 5' atop this magnificent creature is Lou Bega."
November 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
November 27, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Like a Friendsgiving but it's with all of your enemies
November 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Drivers that hump trophies, and other things we're so thankful for in 2025

Click here -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
November 26, 2025 at 8:17 PM
If you run a 5K on Thanksgiving morning, none of us are impressed at all. Now, run a 5K on Thanksgiving evening after turkey, yams, mashed potatoes, green beans, two kinds of pie and four glasses of wine? Peak athlete.
November 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
🚨A series of extremely meme-able images from the "RISING" series on the NASCAR YouTube channel.

CLICK HERE -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
Very meme-able moments from "RISING"
The multi-part series that follows Rajah Caruth, Carson Hocevar and Jesse Love behind the scenes has a fair share of screen grabs that belong on the internet
open.substack.com
November 24, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Ever find a picture of yourself in high school and wish you could time travel back to high school to beat the shit out of yourself in high school
November 22, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Google image search has done Jimmy Spencer extremely dirty
November 21, 2025 at 9:57 PM
🚨Time to recap the entire 2025 #NASCAR season, but like, alphabetically, on Substack.

The season that was, from A to Z.

Click here -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
November 20, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Me when I'm on day four of a minor cold but I'm also male
November 17, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Rooster says hello
November 15, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I don't think people realize how difficult life can be when you walk faster than 99 percent of the population
November 11, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Blah blah blah Kyle Larson.

The real superstar of the Larson family is she with the beer-shotgunning skills of a frat brother in a house that's on disciplinary probation.

On the #NASCAR Substack, a Katelyn Larson appreciation post -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
A Katelyn Larson appreciation post
AKA, the undisputed shotgunning queen of NASCAR
open.substack.com
November 8, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Simon & Garfunkel. Lennon & McCartney. Zilisch & Love. #NASCAR
November 6, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Real
November 5, 2025 at 9:25 PM
This is a testament to the amount of preparation that goes into each event for the No. 5 team - Cliff Daniels just raised the hood on the car to inspect everything to make sure the car is set up perfectly to SIT ON THE STAGE MOTIONLESS FOR TWO HOURS. #NASCARAwards
November 4, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Every new Larson is awesome in their own way
November 4, 2025 at 12:40 AM
If Corey Heim didn't win a race this year, it's probably because something happened to Corey Heim.
November 1, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Drivers that MF each other and later become teammates is actually nothing new.

NASCAR has itself a history of foes that wound up teammates.

Read all about it here, on the #NASCAR Substack -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
From enemies to teammates
A history of foes that wound up working together on the same team
open.substack.com
October 29, 2025 at 5:52 PM
My Halloween costume is violent Marty Snider
October 29, 2025 at 5:51 PM
So William Byron won at Martinsville and received several (very fake) texts afterwards.

Read then all here on the #NASCAR Substack -> substack.com/@nascar/note...
Fake texts to Martinsville winner William Byron
NOTE: Not real.
substack.com
October 27, 2025 at 5:32 PM
10 years apart
October 27, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Haha hope you UCLA students enjoyed waking up at 8:30 a.m. your time on a Saturday morning to watch this. #Hoosiers
October 25, 2025 at 9:01 PM
🎥 THE TALLADEGA SURPRISE INFIELD ITEM UNBOXING

If you have a weak stomach, keep scrolling.

This idea was terrible.
October 22, 2025 at 10:57 PM
If we can race on an island/naval base in San Diego then my dream is even closer to a reality #NASCAR
October 21, 2025 at 5:32 PM