NASCARCASM
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Freelance troll for http://NASCAR.com. You probably have me muted. Dumb thoughts posted are my own dumb thoughts. I am not Kyle Busch.
🚨 BIG NEWS – THE NASCAR FANTASY DUMPSTER FIRE LEAGUE IS BACK OPEN AND THE WINNERS GET FREE STUFF 🚨
The greatest NASCAR dot com fantasy league managed by me, the worst fantasy player ever, is so back.
Click below for details, prizes and sign-up info www.nascar.com/news-media/2...
The greatest NASCAR dot com fantasy league managed by me, the worst fantasy player ever, is so back.
Click below for details, prizes and sign-up info www.nascar.com/news-media/2...
@nascarcasm’s Fantasy Dumpster Fire returns for 2026 — compete to win prizes!
The NASCARCASM Fantasy Dumpster Fire is back open and craving your participation! Make sure you join today!
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January 26, 2026 at 7:12 PM
🚨 BIG NEWS – THE NASCAR FANTASY DUMPSTER FIRE LEAGUE IS BACK OPEN AND THE WINNERS GET FREE STUFF 🚨
The greatest NASCAR dot com fantasy league managed by me, the worst fantasy player ever, is so back.
Click below for details, prizes and sign-up info www.nascar.com/news-media/2...
The greatest NASCAR dot com fantasy league managed by me, the worst fantasy player ever, is so back.
Click below for details, prizes and sign-up info www.nascar.com/news-media/2...
At this time after the conclusion of the #Rolex24 please allow all drivers to return to their ramshackle 1970s sleeper vans parked near the paddock and sleep because they'll soon be awoken by a call from a dysfunctional F1 team looking for a driver
January 25, 2026 at 7:10 PM
At this time after the conclusion of the #Rolex24 please allow all drivers to return to their ramshackle 1970s sleeper vans parked near the paddock and sleep because they'll soon be awoken by a call from a dysfunctional F1 team looking for a driver
At 12 p.m. EST the DaleGauge™️ snowfall total appears to be above the bridge of the nose and approaching the eyes. Stay tuned for updates. #NASCAR
January 25, 2026 at 5:06 PM
At 12 p.m. EST the DaleGauge™️ snowfall total appears to be above the bridge of the nose and approaching the eyes. Stay tuned for updates. #NASCAR
A new IMSA driver rating for people like myself who have no racing experience but feel capable of driving a race car slowly around the track during a six-hour FCY so the actual drivers can conserve energy. Tin. It will be Platinum, Gold, Silver, Bronze and Tin. #Rolex24
January 25, 2026 at 3:50 PM
A new IMSA driver rating for people like myself who have no racing experience but feel capable of driving a race car slowly around the track during a six-hour FCY so the actual drivers can conserve energy. Tin. It will be Platinum, Gold, Silver, Bronze and Tin. #Rolex24
Last time I went to the #Rolex24, I was standing in Victory Lane. Scott Dixon opened the box and said "Hey, it's a Rolex!" to Ryan Briscoe, completely ruining the surprise for Briscoe. One of the rudest things I've ever seen.
January 25, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Last time I went to the #Rolex24, I was standing in Victory Lane. Scott Dixon opened the box and said "Hey, it's a Rolex!" to Ryan Briscoe, completely ruining the surprise for Briscoe. One of the rudest things I've ever seen.
A vet visit with Rooster to address some behavorial issues has led to me being able to say this sentence with 100-percent honesty:
"My dog and I are on the exact same anti-anxiety medication."
"My dog and I are on the exact same anti-anxiety medication."
January 23, 2026 at 4:00 AM
A vet visit with Rooster to address some behavorial issues has led to me being able to say this sentence with 100-percent honesty:
"My dog and I are on the exact same anti-anxiety medication."
"My dog and I are on the exact same anti-anxiety medication."
If you don't know 2026 NASCAR Hall of Fame inductee Harry Gant, allow us to introduce you to Harry Gant - NASCAR's very first thirst trap. open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
Meet Harry Gant – NASCAR's First Thirst Trap
He was "Handsome Harry Gant" For A Reason, People.
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January 22, 2026 at 10:27 PM
If you don't know 2026 NASCAR Hall of Fame inductee Harry Gant, allow us to introduce you to Harry Gant - NASCAR's very first thirst trap. open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
The Slight Albeit Noteworthy Correlation Between Curt Cignetti and Cole Pearn 🏈🚗
(Two individuals whose leadership led to dramatic turnarounds for their respective teams)
READ HERE -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
(Two individuals whose leadership led to dramatic turnarounds for their respective teams)
READ HERE -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
The slight, albeit noteworthy correlation between Curt Cignetti and Cole Pearn
In different sports. From different countries. But just hear me out.
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January 21, 2026 at 4:25 PM
The Slight Albeit Noteworthy Correlation Between Curt Cignetti and Cole Pearn 🏈🚗
(Two individuals whose leadership led to dramatic turnarounds for their respective teams)
READ HERE -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
(Two individuals whose leadership led to dramatic turnarounds for their respective teams)
READ HERE -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
This happened over at the other place
January 13, 2026 at 11:54 PM
This happened over at the other place
THE CHASE IS SO BACK. So we took a look back and chose our five favorite Chase moments from the past, in absolutely no particular order.
Read below👇
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Read below👇
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Our Five Favorite Chase Memories
A handful of Chase For The Championship moments that still live in our heads rent-free
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January 13, 2026 at 4:22 PM
THE CHASE IS SO BACK. So we took a look back and chose our five favorite Chase moments from the past, in absolutely no particular order.
Read below👇
open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
Read below👇
open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
THE CHASE: (Returns)
JIMMIE JOHNSON: (Sprinting to Charlotte to declare he's full time again)
JIMMIE JOHNSON: (Sprinting to Charlotte to declare he's full time again)
January 12, 2026 at 9:55 PM
THE CHASE: (Returns)
JIMMIE JOHNSON: (Sprinting to Charlotte to declare he's full time again)
JIMMIE JOHNSON: (Sprinting to Charlotte to declare he's full time again)
Jimmie's first championship. NASCAR's first web site. A pace car being stolen.
A list of anniversaries we'll be celebrating in 2026. CLICK HERE -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
A list of anniversaries we'll be celebrating in 2026. CLICK HERE -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
January 7, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Jimmie's first championship. NASCAR's first web site. A pace car being stolen.
A list of anniversaries we'll be celebrating in 2026. CLICK HERE -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
A list of anniversaries we'll be celebrating in 2026. CLICK HERE -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
There are two kinds of people on New Year's Eve
January 1, 2026 at 12:40 AM
There are two kinds of people on New Year's Eve
Trevor Lawrence vs. Philip Rivers
December 28, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Trevor Lawrence vs. Philip Rivers
Once in the Indy 500 Social Garage, someone told me "Based on your tweets...I don't know, I thought you'd be fatter."
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 27, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Once in the Indy 500 Social Garage, someone told me "Based on your tweets...I don't know, I thought you'd be fatter."
Wifey had to answer the call of "Is there a medical practitioner on board?" call. Over the mid-Atlantic she brought passed-out passenger back to consciousness. She amazed me, as I stood rows away like "Um...yeah if you need a tweet about this or anything I'm here in 31L."
December 22, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Wifey had to answer the call of "Is there a medical practitioner on board?" call. Over the mid-Atlantic she brought passed-out passenger back to consciousness. She amazed me, as I stood rows away like "Um...yeah if you need a tweet about this or anything I'm here in 31L."
I hear this new pope likes the White Sox so
December 20, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I hear this new pope likes the White Sox so
Basking in the splendor of architectural Peyronie's Disease
December 17, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Basking in the splendor of architectural Peyronie's Disease
When I saw "Titanic," we're at that scene where Jack Dawson is sketching the completely naked Rose. The camera zooms in on young Rose, then dissolves into the 90-something, present day Rose and begins zooming back out. Someone audibly says "Oh God - PLEASE be clothed."
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 1:25 PM
When I saw "Titanic," we're at that scene where Jack Dawson is sketching the completely naked Rose. The camera zooms in on young Rose, then dissolves into the 90-something, present day Rose and begins zooming back out. Someone audibly says "Oh God - PLEASE be clothed."