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Ava Smartt @nataliemarsvolta.bsky.social · May 4

When I sold weed I thought of the cost of things based off how many grams I’d have to sell to afford them

When I fucked people for money I thought in terms of how many dicks I’d have to take

Now that I have an office job I think about it in terms of how many hours of suicidal ideation are required

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Ava Smartt @nataliemarsvolta.bsky.social · Apr 30

Tgirls were invented by Pioneer to sell more CDJs

Ava Smartt @nataliemarsvolta.bsky.social · Apr 29

I refuse to watch porn with dubstep in it

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Ava Smartt @nataliemarsvolta.bsky.social · Apr 28

I’d rather get broken up with than lose a stuffie

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Ava Smartt @nataliemarsvolta.bsky.social · Apr 22

I literally just nut in her and she asks me “Have you ever read The Faggots & Their Friends Between Revolutions”

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Ava Smartt @nataliemarsvolta.bsky.social · Apr 18

I’d date a woman that doesn’t watch porn but I’d never date a man that doesn’t

Ava Smartt @nataliemarsvolta.bsky.social · Apr 17

Resisting the urge to cruise the dolls in the queer clinic waiting room

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Ava Smartt @nataliemarsvolta.bsky.social · Apr 3

I’m only eating Reese’s peanut butter Easter eggs today 🤷‍♀️

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Ava Smartt @nataliemarsvolta.bsky.social · Mar 28

le*

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Ava Smartt @nataliemarsvolta.bsky.social · Mar 27

Seems sus but okkkk

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Ava Smartt @nataliemarsvolta.bsky.social · Mar 26

A downside to eating less/being healthier is you don’t get to take as many shits that make you feel like a whole new person

Ava Smartt @nataliemarsvolta.bsky.social · Mar 25

I couch understanding in colloquialism, snark, jokes, and asides

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Ava Smartt @nataliemarsvolta.bsky.social · Mar 25

The best part of transitioning is people finally wanna drug me

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Ava Smartt @nataliemarsvolta.bsky.social · Mar 19

You don’t need a squatty potty if your heels are high enough

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Ava Smartt @nataliemarsvolta.bsky.social · Mar 14

At least the OG Nazis manufactured high quality drugs

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Ava Smartt @nataliemarsvolta.bsky.social · Mar 13

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Ava Smartt @nataliemarsvolta.bsky.social · Mar 13

Tgirls that are plural or therians turning their noses up at tgirls that are sissies - bonkers

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Andy Iwancio @andyiwancio.bsky.social · Mar 13

I will live long enough to see the 21 vape salute at Elon’s funeral.

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Ava Smartt @nataliemarsvolta.bsky.social · Mar 13

Top Gear adjacent content has just gotten increasingly sad and lame

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Ava Smartt @nataliemarsvolta.bsky.social · Mar 12

Definitely clothes in that bag and not an absurd amount of fuck toys

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Ava Smartt @nataliemarsvolta.bsky.social · Mar 8

The only motivation I have to leave the house rn is b/c I want food, booze, and cocaine.

And tbh I only want the food so I can consume more booze and cocaine.

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Ava Smartt @nataliemarsvolta.bsky.social · Mar 6

Accessories are important in both crime and fashion

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Ava Smartt @nataliemarsvolta.bsky.social · Mar 6

I, on occasion, do put together a cute look

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Ava Smartt @nataliemarsvolta.bsky.social · Mar 5

Ah the classic Texas pastime of double checking your concealed carry before taking your pup on a quick late night walk.

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Ava Smartt @nataliemarsvolta.bsky.social · Mar 4

If I can just make it to 4:00 p.m. then I can finally eat breakfast 🙏

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