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Natalie McGill

@nataliesmcgill.bsky.social

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OK at writing. Not OK at other things. Other things = everything else. Hazard to be near for Terps games | Writer for A Black Lady Sketch Show S3 + S4

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Natalie McGill @nataliesmcgill.bsky.social · 23h

And this right here is EXACTLY why I never opted into package delivery when I drove for Uber Eats. Shit, I didn't even feel comfortable when they added the alcohol delivery.

NBC LA headline that says "Burbank man arrested after trying to receive drugs through Uber couriers, police say.

Natalie McGill @nataliesmcgill.bsky.social · 2d

You know what doesn't become a literal human panini press? A regular ass mattress.

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Natalie McGill @nataliesmcgill.bsky.social · 2d

Lauren & Cameron Hamilton are the Kelly Clarkson of the Love is Blind franchise.

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Dan Hopper @danhopp.bsky.social · 3d

This week, @nataliesmcgill.bsky.social and @thatbilloakley.com join to discuss BALTIMORE RAVENS fandom, their go-to gameday foods, why Maryland is the only state that cares about its flag, and a forgotten SNL cartoon. I even kept my Ravens hatred mostly in check! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/b...

Baltimore Ravens (with Bill Oakley and Natalie McGill)

Podcast Episode · Thrill Of Defeat · 10/21/2025 · 1h 4m

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Natalie McGill @nataliesmcgill.bsky.social · 7d

Y'all I am BEGGING manufacturers to put headphone jacks back in phones. The no. of speakerphone convos I've heard in this doctor's waiting room already...

Natalie McGill @nataliesmcgill.bsky.social · 9d

Yayyy! Congratulations!!

Natalie McGill @nataliesmcgill.bsky.social · 9d

Every major news outlet's thoughts about Hegseth:

a man is standing in front of a green screen and saying `` he 's a habitual line stepper '' .

Alt: Charlie Murphy standing in front of a green screen saying "He's a habitual line stepper."

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Natalie McGill @nataliesmcgill.bsky.social · 13d

Okay at this point I am convinced they are just gonna keep playing until the federal government opens again.

Detroit Tigers and Seattle Mariners tied at 2 runs each in the 15th inning.

Natalie McGill @nataliesmcgill.bsky.social · 13d

I see this game decided not to GAF about my productivity tonight.

Detroit Tigers and Seattle Mariners tied at 2 runs each in the 12th inning

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Natalie McGill @nataliesmcgill.bsky.social · 15d

Hahhahaa

Natalie McGill @nataliesmcgill.bsky.social · 15d

Wait it's not? LMAO.

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Natalie McGill @nataliesmcgill.bsky.social · 15d

ICE agents in Chicago: Let us poop in your restaurants!

Chicago:

Natalie McGill @nataliesmcgill.bsky.social · 18d

Waiting for a friend in Inglewood and saw a guy driving a red VW bug with a skeleton in the passenger seat while playing what I am certain was Smooth Operator by Sade.

No I don't know what it means, either.

Natalie McGill @nataliesmcgill.bsky.social · 20d

Congratulations!!

Natalie McGill @nataliesmcgill.bsky.social · 29d

Um that is a REALLY dangerous place to be doing that. But if he's gonna do it anyway he should sing "Dangerous" from the album of the same name 😂

Natalie McGill @nataliesmcgill.bsky.social · 29d

I've never really watched DWTS but seeing a new generation of ppl discover how funny Andy Richter is when you've been watching him since 8th grade is so gratifying.

a man with long blonde hair and a beard is holding a fishing rod

ALT: a man with long blonde hair and a beard is holding a fishing rod

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Natalie McGill @nataliesmcgill.bsky.social · Sep 22

This is gonna sound crazy but I feel like they made that funeral a spectacle on purpose because they know a variety show would risk FCC punishment pointing out how insane it was.

Natalie McGill @nataliesmcgill.bsky.social · Sep 20

Driving home & this local FM radio DJ really said "Wishing Jimmy Fallon a Happy Birthday. Let's hope he's not next on the chopping block"

Natalie McGill @nataliesmcgill.bsky.social · Sep 17

What in the Civil War era love letter is this BS?

Tyler Robinson's alleged text message to his roommate that reads "I am still ok my love, but am stuck in orem for a little while longer yet. Shouldn't be long until I can come home, but I gotta grab my rifle still. To be honest I had hoped to keep this secret till I died of old age. I am sorry to involve you.

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Natalie McGill @nataliesmcgill.bsky.social · Sep 13

The last time a white man from Utah prayed 33 hours to see someone with darker skin make headlines in his state is when the Utah Jazz drafted Ace Bailey.

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Skeeter Valentine @cromerzome.bsky.social · Sep 2

Hey, I was busy helping American citizens get much needed emergency equipment before the money that was designed to help them is taken away and used for concentration camps, so I missed the speech. I assume he still looks like a sack of shit that was hit with a bag of nickels.

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Natalie McGill @nataliesmcgill.bsky.social · Sep 2

All sorts of pills wrapped in extra chunky Jif in the Oval Office.

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Natalie McGill @nataliesmcgill.bsky.social · Sep 2

Okay I forgot there is an actual press pool there, so nix the AI thought. But the rest of it still stands bc there's no way he's JUST gonna just talk about space.

Natalie McGill @nataliesmcgill.bsky.social · Sep 2

My best tinfoil hat guess as to why this announcement is delayed is because it was an AI generated speech that had stuff about Chicago in it BEFORE that ruling on the illegal use of Nat'l Guard in LA, which would set a precedent for expanding any of that nonsense across the U.S.

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Natalie McGill @nataliesmcgill.bsky.social · Sep 2

It's likely gonna be him talking about one or more of the following:

A) Venezuela
B) Chicago
C) Tariffs
D) Something else 100% worthy of the guillotine