Nathan O'Hagan
@nathanohagan.bsky.social
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Author of The World Is (Not) A Cold Dead Place & other less popular works. NHS worker. Half of 'Fuck Off Everton' podcast. Grassroots football coach. Husker Du obsessive. Wool.
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Suppose it'd be remiss of me not to exploit a new social media platform to try and flog a few books. So, if anyone's interested,here's a clip from the audiobook version of my 2015 novel The World Is (Not) A Cold Dead Place, which came out last year, on Audible.
www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/B0D5...
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A good news story for a change. Hope the cunt suffered terribly in his final moments.
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Oat milk works pretty well steamed. Your lattes, your cappuccinos, your cortados etc.
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Now me and Mrs O'H are gonna do the entire Coen brothers filmography, in chronological order (up until Oh Brother Where Art Thou? at least).
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Introduced the boys to the greatest film of all time last week, fortunately they liked it so I didn't need to kick them out on the street.
a man in a robe with the word farout on the bottom
ALT: a man in a robe with the word farout on the bottom
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88 years to the day since Oswald Mosley got his fascist kite rearranged with a load of bricks when he foolishly tried to flog fascism to Liverpool. Remember, violence against Nazis is always entirely justified.

#bashthefash
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Poor Woolfinder. He takes more online abuse than a liberal female journalist on X.
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Another one for the bucket list. To stand on the edge of a large crowd, throw a pastéis de nata and see how many heads i can skim it off.
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My new ambition in life is to walk into a casino with handfuls of Oreo and ginger cream biscuits, place them down at the roulette table and say, 'everything on black, my good man.'
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Prancing like a tit.
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"I've come down the runway by mistake"
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He's certainly the most 'High Performance' managers in the premier league. By which I mean he manages to combine being very weird with being boring as all fuck.
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I'd say he's more of a Brent/Jake Humphrey hybrid.
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Yes, yes I know I keep banging on about my fucking book! However, if you want one repost this and I’ll do a random winner pick thing by the end of the week because I’m great like that. ♥️📚
#amindofmyown
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If I win, I intend to just run off with my arms extended, shouting 'gerrin there', never to be seen again. Just to add to the mystique.
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This has got to be the shittest ventriloquist's dummy act ever.
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It's always gratifying to have one's work recognised like that.
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That's lovely. I hope you invested that mini cheddar wisely.
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And, when i lose, I reserve the right to fake an epic meltdown and attempt to tip the table over until I'm launched out by security.
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My new ambition in life is to walk into a casino with handfuls of Oreo and ginger cream biscuits, place them down at the roulette table and say, 'everything on black, my good man.'
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I'm curious as to whether being Everton branded makes them more or less wool. I'm assuming more.
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That's actually halfway useful.
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Surely all bumbags are wool?
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Mine was a bumbag, multi charger cable and...a thing that sticks to the wall that might be a cardholder.for each of my lads. Their reactions were a shared 'what the fuck are these?'
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Is it because Seat Unique and the like block buy them for premium tickets and people don't buy them? Meanwhile thousands of us can't get a ticket/miss out on the ballots/can't get season tickets.