Caesar Flunk
@caesarflunk.bsky.social
Never knowingly underdressed grumpy old man trapped in the body of a middle aged one. Big fan of hats, Negroni’s and Spurs. Not so keen on the Woolwich Wanderers. Feck off with your Crypto shite. David Lynch and Stanley Kubrick stan.
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Caesar Flunk
@caesarflunk.bsky.social
· Sep 18
** sighs **
Water is not wet
clearlyfiltered.com/articles/is-...
Purple does not exist
www.snexplores.org/article/colo...
Glass does not flow at room temperature as a high-viscosity liquid.
www.scientificamerican.com/article/fact...
Water is not wet
clearlyfiltered.com/articles/is-...
Purple does not exist
www.snexplores.org/article/colo...
Glass does not flow at room temperature as a high-viscosity liquid.
www.scientificamerican.com/article/fact...
And in today’s episode of ’If you want something done properly, do it yourself’ I’ve been surveying Emergency Telephones…
December 11, 2025 at 11:19 AM
And in today’s episode of ’If you want something done properly, do it yourself’ I’ve been surveying Emergency Telephones…
My word. These are, by some considerable margin, the best mince pies I’ve had for a while.
December 11, 2025 at 11:15 AM
My word. These are, by some considerable margin, the best mince pies I’ve had for a while.
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I tell you what, that Santa Claus has got real presence about him
December 18, 2024 at 5:32 PM
I tell you what, that Santa Claus has got real presence about him
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Statement from Prague to say that it's not the pride flag they object to, it's the fact that it has a Spurs crest which would then be in the midst of their fans. So not only do they deny our freedom to display a flag of our choice in our ground, they also think we're stupid
December 9, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Statement from Prague to say that it's not the pride flag they object to, it's the fact that it has a Spurs crest which would then be in the midst of their fans. So not only do they deny our freedom to display a flag of our choice in our ground, they also think we're stupid
En route to White Hart Lane, the world famous home of The Spurs.
December 9, 2025 at 6:45 PM
En route to White Hart Lane, the world famous home of The Spurs.
Fucking…and I cannot stress this enough…hell
No matter what you think it could be, it’s worse. Waaayyy worse.
No matter what you think it could be, it’s worse. Waaayyy worse.
I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
December 9, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Fucking…and I cannot stress this enough…hell
No matter what you think it could be, it’s worse. Waaayyy worse.
No matter what you think it could be, it’s worse. Waaayyy worse.
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For the avoidance of doubt, the flag will still be up in the stadium but not in its usual place where it fits so well
December 9, 2025 at 3:19 PM
For the avoidance of doubt, the flag will still be up in the stadium but not in its usual place where it fits so well
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conclusion now live!
The final part of this incredible long-read from @garius.bsky.social is genuinely epic.
Out now for all to read for free — but you can support our work bringing you more incredible stories like this by subscribing for the price of a couple of coffees a month!
theupfront.media/bringing-her...
Out now for all to read for free — but you can support our work bringing you more incredible stories like this by subscribing for the price of a couple of coffees a month!
theupfront.media/bringing-her...
Bringing her home: The remarkable journey of the California Clipper, Part 5
The crew of the California have to deal with their biggest challenges yet: African rivers, and a flight longer than their flying boat was ever designed to make.
theupfront.media
December 9, 2025 at 10:40 AM
conclusion now live!
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Job ads should have a "how many clicks before I see the salary" number next to them.
Making job applicants pretend they aren't interested in the salary is such a bizarre fantasy to indulge. We should be able to call it a religion and tell them it's inappropriate at work.
Making job applicants pretend they aren't interested in the salary is such a bizarre fantasy to indulge. We should be able to call it a religion and tell them it's inappropriate at work.
December 9, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Job ads should have a "how many clicks before I see the salary" number next to them.
Making job applicants pretend they aren't interested in the salary is such a bizarre fantasy to indulge. We should be able to call it a religion and tell them it's inappropriate at work.
Making job applicants pretend they aren't interested in the salary is such a bizarre fantasy to indulge. We should be able to call it a religion and tell them it's inappropriate at work.
Villa in the cup. We're at home. They will be more preoccupied with the Champions League places.
a man singing in front of a crowd with the words spurs are on their way to wembley
ALT: a man singing in front of a crowd with the words spurs are on their way to wembley
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Villa in the cup. We're at home. They will be more preoccupied with the Champions League places.
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Brighton accused of ‘dangerous precedent’ after ban on Guardian over Tony Bloom coverage
Brighton accused of ‘dangerous precedent’ after ban on Guardian over Tony Bloom coverage
MPs, media and supporter groups accuse club of attacking press freedom with bar after reporting on owner
Brighton & Hove Albion has been accused of setting a “dangerous precedent”, as it faced criticism for banning Guardian reporters and photographers from home matches after reports on allegations concerning the club’s owner.
MPs, media and football supporter groups accused the Premier League club of attacking press freedom after its decision to bar the Guardian from the Amex Stadium, after coverage of allegations relating to Tony Bloom. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
December 8, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Brighton accused of ‘dangerous precedent’ after ban on Guardian over Tony Bloom coverage
A long time ago, I worked for a retailer that sailed a bit close to the wind with their bank payments. Which would lead to an occasional visit from landlord agents appointed by, and I kid you not, the Sheriff of London.
Now, that's a job title I would want.
Now, that's a job title I would want.
Britain's best-titled office mentioned: Receiver of Wreck
Don’t go bananas: UK public told to stay away as ship’s fruit cargo washes up
Bunches appear on West Sussex beaches after containers fell off ship, but council asks for space for clean-up
www.theguardian.com
December 8, 2025 at 6:59 PM
A long time ago, I worked for a retailer that sailed a bit close to the wind with their bank payments. Which would lead to an occasional visit from landlord agents appointed by, and I kid you not, the Sheriff of London.
Now, that's a job title I would want.
Now, that's a job title I would want.
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Cannot imagine what would be so attractive about technology made in an era before everything was so aggressively abusive and predatory and pre-broken to people who have never known anything else
Why do Gen Z have a growing appetite for retro tech?
Why do Gen Z have a growing appetite for retro tech?
Gen Z are going retro, with studies showing a resurgence in people buying tech in the modern age that can be dated back decades.
www.bbc.com
December 8, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Cannot imagine what would be so attractive about technology made in an era before everything was so aggressively abusive and predatory and pre-broken to people who have never known anything else
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An economist from Ghana told me that a bonus reason for promoting wind and solar power is that it’s much harder to use for corruption and repressive geopolitics.
Remind me again. Who is in favour of fossil fuels?
Remind me again. Who is in favour of fossil fuels?
December 8, 2025 at 2:38 PM
An economist from Ghana told me that a bonus reason for promoting wind and solar power is that it’s much harder to use for corruption and repressive geopolitics.
Remind me again. Who is in favour of fossil fuels?
Remind me again. Who is in favour of fossil fuels?
** grabs popcorn **
Joey Barton to be sentenced for 'grossly offensive' social media posts
Former Premier League footballer Joey Barton abused Jeremy Vine and pundits Lucy Ward and Eni Aluko.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 8, 2025 at 10:11 AM
** grabs popcorn **
TIL: The last castle to be built in England, was finished in 1930.
Castle Drogo - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
December 8, 2025 at 9:32 AM
TIL: The last castle to be built in England, was finished in 1930.
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I refuse to believe this is a real guy. No one’s *that* Australian
December 6, 2025 at 9:39 AM
I refuse to believe this is a real guy. No one’s *that* Australian
One of the greatest documentarians of British culture. The world is a slightly more boring place without his eye on it.
Photographer Martin Parr dies aged 73
Parr rose to prominence in the mid 1980s, his colourful images capturing British life.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 7, 2025 at 4:45 PM
One of the greatest documentarians of British culture. The world is a slightly more boring place without his eye on it.
Good afternoon and welcome back to Caesars Kitchen
Today we are making a Butternut Squash, Feta and Spinach lasagna.
Today we are making a Butternut Squash, Feta and Spinach lasagna.
December 7, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Good afternoon and welcome back to Caesars Kitchen
Today we are making a Butternut Squash, Feta and Spinach lasagna.
Today we are making a Butternut Squash, Feta and Spinach lasagna.
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Heads up.
Aldi has Peace Prizes in the middle aisle today.
Grab one while you can
Aldi has Peace Prizes in the middle aisle today.
Grab one while you can
December 6, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Heads up.
Aldi has Peace Prizes in the middle aisle today.
Grab one while you can
Aldi has Peace Prizes in the middle aisle today.
Grab one while you can
Just seen the Buendia goal. Prime Barclays era defending, and the scrappiest of scrappy goals. Lovely stuff…
December 7, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Just seen the Buendia goal. Prime Barclays era defending, and the scrappiest of scrappy goals. Lovely stuff…
Well, I know it’s been a fairly low bar recently, but that was much better.
Simons running the game.
Simons running the game.
December 6, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Well, I know it’s been a fairly low bar recently, but that was much better.
Simons running the game.
Simons running the game.
I’m saying nowt ‘til we’ve played…
December 6, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I’m saying nowt ‘til we’ve played…