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Caesar Flunk

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Never knowingly underdressed grumpy old man trapped in the body of a middle aged one. Big fan of hats, Negroni’s and Spurs. Not so keen on the Woolwich Wanderers. Feck off with your Crypto shite. David Lynch and Stanley Kubrick stan.

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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · Sep 18

** sighs **

Water is not wet

clearlyfiltered.com/articles/is-...

Purple does not exist

www.snexplores.org/article/colo...

Glass does not flow at room temperature as a high-viscosity liquid.

www.scientificamerican.com/article/fact...

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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 4h

Not gonna be a problem when only 352 people show up for a Saudi Pro League game

a close up of a man making a funny face with his mouth open .

ALT: a close up of a man making a funny face with his mouth open .

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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 4h

See also the away section at the San Siro.

Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 5h

Someone will pocket a few million for the meaningless contract to build it, then give up after 6 months and build a normal stadium at ground level

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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 5h

😂😂😂

Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 5h

The person who thought this up, obviously didn’t…

Everyone will die.

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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 5h

Completely hypothetical of course as it will never be built. But given Saudi attitudes towards construction workers health and safety, do you think they even care about such trifling things?

Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 5h

I believe that’s exactly where it’s ‘planned’ to be built. But never will. Much like The Line itself.

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Rik Adamski @rikadamski.bsky.social · 6h

Imagine 80,000 people all taking elevators down at the same time…to the same lobby, through the same exits, and mostly trying to drive out of the same area.

Now imagine something goes wrong, and they all have to evacuate immediately.

Even 1,000 people would be a stretch.

Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 7h

This will 100% not be built.

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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 6h

I'm convinced that there is some kind of Government department there whose sole purpose is to come up with more and more outrageous ideas that will never actually get built.

Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 7h

This will 100% not be built.

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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 8h

I'm ruling nothing out at this stage

Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 9h

Garth Marenghi meets Mike Flanagan - GARTH MARENGHI’S SKULL-FLUSHER

YouTube video by Garth Marenghi

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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 10h

Apparently Gary is a bit of an outcast.

The rest of the geese don't like him for some reason. He tends to stay on the north side of the river and the rest of them on the south. They get a bit fighty when he ventures over!

I need to find out exactly what Gary has done.

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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 10h

He was from Enfield, but they were something of the glamour team when he was growing up. So basically a plastic fan before plastic fans were a thing 😉

Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 10h

My Dad's a Ch£l$€a fan, and despite his best efforts, growing up within sight of White Hart Lane, I was only ever going to be a Spurs fan.

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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 10h

Had the automatic email reply with a link to the almost useless FAQ pages that I had spent the previous 20 minutes reading before contacting them...So I'm not holding my breath.

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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 11h

The town where my Mum & Dad live have some geese that wander around the park by the river, and often onto the high road. They are 'local celebrities'.

Mum just sent me this from Facebook. Yes, they have their own Facebook page...

Say hello to Gary.

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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 11h

Just submitted a request to Ask Spurs...let's see if they are any use.

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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 13h

Right, here's the Danny Emmington, aka the Peterborough Pirlo© free kick on Saturday. This angle shows it more like 25 yards out.

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DESIGN THINKING! Comic @designthinking.lol · 10d

I think I say 'What was I doing again?' about 50 times a day. Sometimes for good reason...

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Hannah @hannahryan.bsky.social · 1d

3rd in the table. Unbeaten on the road. First team to beat Everton in their new stadium. 10+ goal difference. A first win away at Everton in 7 (!) years. COYS

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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 1d

It’s not been great at times, but If you’d have said we would be ahead of City, Liverpool and Ch£l$€a at this stage, you’d take it.

Long way to go.

#COYS

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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah…

** looks at next home game **

About that 😕

Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 1d

A non set piece goal…drink it in people

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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 1d

For every brain fart, Vicario pulls out saves like that.