Caesar Flunk
@caesarflunk.bsky.social
Never knowingly underdressed grumpy old man trapped in the body of a middle aged one. Big fan of hats, Negroni’s and Spurs. Not so keen on the Woolwich Wanderers. Feck off with your Crypto shite. David Lynch and Stanley Kubrick stan.
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Caesar Flunk
@caesarflunk.bsky.social
· Sep 18
** sighs **
Water is not wet
clearlyfiltered.com/articles/is-...
Purple does not exist
www.snexplores.org/article/colo...
Glass does not flow at room temperature as a high-viscosity liquid.
www.scientificamerican.com/article/fact...
Water is not wet
clearlyfiltered.com/articles/is-...
Purple does not exist
www.snexplores.org/article/colo...
Glass does not flow at room temperature as a high-viscosity liquid.
www.scientificamerican.com/article/fact...
How's it still January? It must be something like the 78th of January by now.
January 28, 2026 at 9:22 AM
How's it still January? It must be something like the 78th of January by now.
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Lads. You've invented Rumbelows.
January 27, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Lads. You've invented Rumbelows.
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Television began on this day in 1926. Shortly after that, Doctor Who fans started a campaign to get rid of the current producer.
January 26, 2026 at 1:04 PM
Television began on this day in 1926. Shortly after that, Doctor Who fans started a campaign to get rid of the current producer.
Something about broken clocks…
Sepp Blatter suggests fans should not travel to US for World Cup
Sepp Blatter suggests fans should not travel to US for World Cup
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Ex-Fifa boss shows support for boycott calls
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Security concerns over tournament have risen
Former Fifa president Sepp Blatter on Monday suggested he supports fans boycotting World Cup matches in the United States this year due to security concerns.
Blatter gave his support to comments from Swiss anti-corruption lawyer Mark Pieth, who worked with Fifa on potential reforms when Blatter was president, saying fans should stay away from the US for the tournament. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
January 26, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Something about broken clocks…
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British resident awarded £3m after having his phone hacked and then being assaulted by agents of the Newcastle United owner, who were seeking to suppress their victim's criticism of the Saudi dictator.
www.reuters.com/world/uk/sau...
www.reuters.com/world/uk/sau...
Saudi dissident awarded $4.1 million by UK court for hacking, assault 'by Saudi Arabia'
A Saudi human rights activist who accuses Saudi Arabia of targeting him with spyware and directing his assault on the streets of London was awarded just over 3 million pounds ($4.1 million) in damages...
www.reuters.com
January 26, 2026 at 2:20 PM
British resident awarded £3m after having his phone hacked and then being assaulted by agents of the Newcastle United owner, who were seeking to suppress their victim's criticism of the Saudi dictator.
www.reuters.com/world/uk/sau...
www.reuters.com/world/uk/sau...
Once more for the hard of hearing at the back…
IT. WILL. NEVER. BE. BUILT.
IT’S. JUST. HUBRIS.
IT. WILL. NEVER. BE. BUILT.
IT’S. JUST. HUBRIS.
Saudi Arabia has ordered a review into the construction of the futuristic city Neom, which has already cost billions, scaling back the widely derided plan ⬇️
Saudi Arabia draws a line on Neom as megacity’s star scheme delayed
Saudi Arabia draws a line on Neom as megacity’s star scheme delayed
www.thetimes.com
January 26, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Once more for the hard of hearing at the back…
IT. WILL. NEVER. BE. BUILT.
IT’S. JUST. HUBRIS.
IT. WILL. NEVER. BE. BUILT.
IT’S. JUST. HUBRIS.
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I think at this point the UK has accepted Paddington as the Death Bear, collector of souls. So, I think as a nation we should start smearing marmalade on the eyes of the dead and whisper “fare for the crossing”. It’ll feel weird now but, in three of four generations, no one will question it.
January 26, 2026 at 11:36 AM
I think at this point the UK has accepted Paddington as the Death Bear, collector of souls. So, I think as a nation we should start smearing marmalade on the eyes of the dead and whisper “fare for the crossing”. It’ll feel weird now but, in three of four generations, no one will question it.
Had a bit of a chuckle at this when the article says where he's from.
I was asked to look at this post!
And while the story obviously has important context that’s missing from the headline - which I’ll cover obvs 😜 - what’s more important is to question why this is being posted!
And what to ask yourself when you see something like this…
1/12
🧵
And while the story obviously has important context that’s missing from the headline - which I’ll cover obvs 😜 - what’s more important is to question why this is being posted!
And what to ask yourself when you see something like this…
1/12
🧵
January 26, 2026 at 11:10 AM
Had a bit of a chuckle at this when the article says where he's from.
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Could they???
a cartoon drawing of a milk bottle with a face and arms and legs
ALT: a cartoon drawing of a milk bottle with a face and arms and legs
media.tenor.com
January 25, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Could they???
Football…Bloody Hell!
January 25, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Football…Bloody Hell!
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North London Forever?
November 23, 2025 at 4:31 PM
North London Forever?
The Hamsters and now Forest winning isn’t ideal. Making the bottom of the table very close
January 25, 2026 at 4:01 PM
The Hamsters and now Forest winning isn’t ideal. Making the bottom of the table very close
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The reason she posted that stupid f****** penguin picture was to get all of you muppets to repost her stupid f****** penguin picture.
January 25, 2026 at 3:07 PM
The reason she posted that stupid f****** penguin picture was to get all of you muppets to repost her stupid f****** penguin picture.
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Just catching up on MOTD
Tel and Simons both unlucky not to score. Udogie maybe should have blocked their second, he just sort stumbles over the ball.
And relying on Romero to get last minute goals should not be a long term tactic
Tel and Simons both unlucky not to score. Udogie maybe should have blocked their second, he just sort stumbles over the ball.
And relying on Romero to get last minute goals should not be a long term tactic
January 25, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Just catching up on MOTD
Tel and Simons both unlucky not to score. Udogie maybe should have blocked their second, he just sort stumbles over the ball.
And relying on Romero to get last minute goals should not be a long term tactic
Tel and Simons both unlucky not to score. Udogie maybe should have blocked their second, he just sort stumbles over the ball.
And relying on Romero to get last minute goals should not be a long term tactic
Went to this last night.
It was…very busy, poorly signposted and stewards were struggling to cope with the crowds.
There was nearly an incident at the station exit as people were walking out and just stopping to look around while people were still coming up the escalator 1/n
It was…very busy, poorly signposted and stewards were struggling to cope with the crowds.
There was nearly an incident at the station exit as people were walking out and just stopping to look around while people were still coming up the escalator 1/n
Canary Wharf is lighting up the season once again as its Winter Lights festival returns for its 10th edition.
Running until the end of Jan, it’s an opportunity for Londoners and visitors to see light installations from world-renowned artists. And it’s completely free:
canarywharf.com/winter-lights/
Running until the end of Jan, it’s an opportunity for Londoners and visitors to see light installations from world-renowned artists. And it’s completely free:
canarywharf.com/winter-lights/
January 25, 2026 at 12:35 PM
Went to this last night.
It was…very busy, poorly signposted and stewards were struggling to cope with the crowds.
There was nearly an incident at the station exit as people were walking out and just stopping to look around while people were still coming up the escalator 1/n
It was…very busy, poorly signposted and stewards were struggling to cope with the crowds.
There was nearly an incident at the station exit as people were walking out and just stopping to look around while people were still coming up the escalator 1/n
Well, this is a rather lovely soundtrack to a Sunday morning
I Kept These Old Blues (Remastered) by Muireann Bradley on Apple Music
Album · 2025 · 13 Songs
music.apple.com
January 25, 2026 at 10:39 AM
Well, this is a rather lovely soundtrack to a Sunday morning
** finger hovers over reposting Kray twins clip **
January 24, 2026 at 4:45 PM
** finger hovers over reposting Kray twins clip **