Martin Greenaway
@mgreenaw.bsky.social
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Broken Alfa Romeos 🚗.
Fascism and genocide are bad, and this shouldn't need saying. Believe in the long-dead concepts of shame and accountability. Your weirdest aunts/uncles shouldn't run countries.
Tottenham Hotspur 🐔
St Kilda 😇
Broken Alfa Romeos 🚗.
Fascism and genocide are bad, and this shouldn't need saying. Believe in the long-dead concepts of shame and accountability. Your weirdest aunts/uncles shouldn't run countries.
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Trolley-pathic
adj
Capable of determining which way the shopper in front of them is going to suddenly veer, or when they will stop completely, and thus able to avoid flattening or maiming them with a shopping trolley.
adj
Capable of determining which way the shopper in front of them is going to suddenly veer, or when they will stop completely, and thus able to avoid flattening or maiming them with a shopping trolley.
Trolley-pathic
adj
Capable of determining which way the shopper in front of them is going to suddenly veer, or when they will stop completely, and thus able to avoid flattening or maiming them with a shopping trolley.
adj
Capable of determining which way the shopper in front of them is going to suddenly veer, or when they will stop completely, and thus able to avoid flattening or maiming them with a shopping trolley.
February 14, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Trolley-pathic
adj
Capable of determining which way the shopper in front of them is going to suddenly veer, or when they will stop completely, and thus able to avoid flattening or maiming them with a shopping trolley.
adj
Capable of determining which way the shopper in front of them is going to suddenly veer, or when they will stop completely, and thus able to avoid flattening or maiming them with a shopping trolley.
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And then, one strange and tragic day, there was no news at all.
Time will heal Beckham family relationship, says Gordon Ramsay
Time will heal Beckham family relationship, says Gordon Ramsay
The celebrity chef urged Brooklyn to remember "one day you're not going to have your Mum and Dad", in the wake of a fall out with parents Sir David and Lady Victoria Beckham.
www.bbc.com
February 14, 2026 at 4:13 AM
And then, one strange and tragic day, there was no news at all.
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Doctors say that vaccines protect children from dangerous diseases. A nepo baby who barbecues dogs and snorts cocaine off toilet seats says that vaccines make children vulnerable to 5G radiation. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.
February 14, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Doctors say that vaccines protect children from dangerous diseases. A nepo baby who barbecues dogs and snorts cocaine off toilet seats says that vaccines make children vulnerable to 5G radiation. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.
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This is the exact point where all the Mr Sensible "he can't do that" commentary bangs headfirst into the "well, ok, but who is actually going to stop him?" reality.
A clue here: it does not look like Congress is the answer to this question.
A clue here: it does not look like Congress is the answer to this question.
Translation: I will steal this election, and my lawyers will find a thin excuse to justify it.
February 14, 2026 at 7:38 AM
This is the exact point where all the Mr Sensible "he can't do that" commentary bangs headfirst into the "well, ok, but who is actually going to stop him?" reality.
A clue here: it does not look like Congress is the answer to this question.
A clue here: it does not look like Congress is the answer to this question.
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The default assumption should be that they’re lying
February 13, 2026 at 10:33 PM
The default assumption should be that they’re lying
Jesus Christ lol
Delighted to learn that the new Current Spurs Manager has had 12 coaching jobs in the last 13 years. So very Spursy.
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
Igor Tudor: What will new Tottenham manager bring to club?
After Igor Tudor agrees to take charge of Tottenham for the remainder of the season, BBC Sport takes a look at what supporters can expect to see from his side.
www.bbc.co.uk
February 13, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Jesus Christ lol
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Not sure if Man United owner Jim Ratcliffe will see this being as he literally migrated to Monaco to avoid paying tax in the UK, but we wanted to put this up outside the stadium anyway….
📍 Old Trafford, Matt Busby Way
📍 Old Trafford, Matt Busby Way
February 13, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Not sure if Man United owner Jim Ratcliffe will see this being as he literally migrated to Monaco to avoid paying tax in the UK, but we wanted to put this up outside the stadium anyway….
📍 Old Trafford, Matt Busby Way
📍 Old Trafford, Matt Busby Way
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This is the inevitable result of hiring without filter the worst and most pathetic men in the country and then giving them guns, military cosplay, total impunity, and a monthly cruelty quota they can't hope to meet unless they snatch up everyone they see.
EXCLUSIVE: A Ukrainian dad escaped Vladimir Putin’s drone and missile attacks back home only to be grabbed by a band of laughing ICE stooges in a Walmart parking lot in Minneapolis.
Laughing ICE Goons Seize Dad Who Fled Ukraine War at Walmart
Dmytro Kulyk is facing deportation as refugees become the Trump administration’s latest target.
trib.al
February 13, 2026 at 7:07 AM
This is the inevitable result of hiring without filter the worst and most pathetic men in the country and then giving them guns, military cosplay, total impunity, and a monthly cruelty quota they can't hope to meet unless they snatch up everyone they see.
Tottenham announce interim manager for North London Derby
February 13, 2026 at 8:54 AM
Tottenham announce interim manager for North London Derby
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“Russia’s South Caucasus.”
Something has gone seriously wrong at the Washington Post
Something has gone seriously wrong at the Washington Post
February 12, 2026 at 12:45 AM
“Russia’s South Caucasus.”
Something has gone seriously wrong at the Washington Post
Something has gone seriously wrong at the Washington Post
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Thanks to all the charlatans, quacks and fools who've allowed measles to reach my child's secondary school in London
February 12, 2026 at 11:10 AM
Thanks to all the charlatans, quacks and fools who've allowed measles to reach my child's secondary school in London
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Peter Thiel, the talk: "I’m sort of always in favor of maximal free speech."
Palantir, the walk: sues Republik Magazine after it publishes an investigation into Palantir's activities in Switzerland.
Palantir, the walk: sues Republik Magazine after it publishes an investigation into Palantir's activities in Switzerland.
February 12, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Peter Thiel, the talk: "I’m sort of always in favor of maximal free speech."
Palantir, the walk: sues Republik Magazine after it publishes an investigation into Palantir's activities in Switzerland.
Palantir, the walk: sues Republik Magazine after it publishes an investigation into Palantir's activities in Switzerland.
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Also Labour didn't have a debate on trans rights! It awkwardly answered one way until it felt the politics had shifted, then it started awkwardly answering the other way. They never worked out what it wanted to do. Now Streeting's off doing his own thing whilst Philipson hides behind the sofa
This is so infuriating. There was quite a big debate over ruling out tax rises! Rachel Reeves just shut it down by answering every single bloody time "well, being in government would be a nice problem to have"!!!
February 12, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Also Labour didn't have a debate on trans rights! It awkwardly answered one way until it felt the politics had shifted, then it started awkwardly answering the other way. They never worked out what it wanted to do. Now Streeting's off doing his own thing whilst Philipson hides behind the sofa
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‘I’m sorry if you feel your child was eaten by a shark’
February 12, 2026 at 1:43 PM
‘I’m sorry if you feel your child was eaten by a shark’
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Incidentally, I'd sack Vinai Venkatesham yesterday. Not only has he already made terrible decisions at Spurs and is a general purveyor of corporate pablum, but also he was chief executive for every single year at Arsenal during which Thomas Partey played for the club. Get him the fuck out of Spurs.
February 12, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Incidentally, I'd sack Vinai Venkatesham yesterday. Not only has he already made terrible decisions at Spurs and is a general purveyor of corporate pablum, but also he was chief executive for every single year at Arsenal during which Thomas Partey played for the club. Get him the fuck out of Spurs.
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What I continue to find maddening about these pieces is, look, if your new technological innovation does not create new jobs and just destroys old ones...you don't actually *have* to keep doing it!
This post argues AI is having a moment similar to when you heard about some illness in China back in February 2020.
Tech workers just watched AI go from “helpful tool” to “does my job better than I do.” Everyone else is next. Get your financial house in order and lean into what’s hardest to replace
Tech workers just watched AI go from “helpful tool” to “does my job better than I do.” Everyone else is next. Get your financial house in order and lean into what’s hardest to replace
Something Big Is Happening
A personal note for non-tech friends and family on what AI is starting to change.
shumer.dev
February 12, 2026 at 2:26 PM
What I continue to find maddening about these pieces is, look, if your new technological innovation does not create new jobs and just destroys old ones...you don't actually *have* to keep doing it!
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Notable how little UK Govt, and specifically the health secretary, have to say about this. No sense that they can shape public behaviour. Very passive.
UK has lost its official status as a country that has achieved elimination of measles, as vaccination rates have fallen below the 95% required to achieve herd immunity. So sad, and likely due vaccine misinformation. If you haven't already, get your kids vaccinated ASAP. www.bbc.com/news/article...
UK loses measles elimination status
Decision made after outbreaks in 2024, when there were nearly 3,000 cases in England and Wales.
www.bbc.com
February 12, 2026 at 11:43 AM
Notable how little UK Govt, and specifically the health secretary, have to say about this. No sense that they can shape public behaviour. Very passive.
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This is really encouraging. It's not too late to stop this.
70 parliamentarians have written to the Home Office saying the settlement proposals are unfair & need a significant rethink
February 12, 2026 at 11:49 AM
This is really encouraging. It's not too late to stop this.
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this wasn't a "business decision", it was a "somebody got paid off" decision
February 12, 2026 at 7:06 PM
this wasn't a "business decision", it was a "somebody got paid off" decision
Thank fuck.
February 12, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Thank fuck.
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www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
Barnet should sack him but they won’t. Love his line about meeting his wife due to football as if that has any relevance.
Barnet should sack him but they won’t. Love his line about meeting his wife due to football as if that has any relevance.
Dean Brennan: Barnet boss gets nine-game ban for abusing female referee
Barnet manager Dean Brennan is given a nine-game touchline ban for verbally abusing referee Kirsty Dowle, with reference to gender.
www.bbc.co.uk
February 12, 2026 at 5:38 PM
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
Barnet should sack him but they won’t. Love his line about meeting his wife due to football as if that has any relevance.
Barnet should sack him but they won’t. Love his line about meeting his wife due to football as if that has any relevance.
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Whether Jim Ratcliffe broke football rules is surely a matter of fact and doesnt need ‘looking into’ in any great depth. He did or he didn’t. Pretty sure what the answer is here. What the FA are actually doing is deciding whether they want to do anything about it or not.
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FA to look at whether Jim Ratcliffe broke football rules by saying UK ‘colonised’ by immigrants
FA to look at whether Jim Ratcliffe broke football rules by saying UK ‘colonised’ by immigrants
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FA assessing whether he brought game into disrepute
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Manchester United co-owner told by Starmer to apologise
The Football Association will look at whether Jim Ratcliffe brought the game into disrepute through his claims that the UK has been “colonised” by immigrants.
The Manchester United co-owner, a billionaire based in Monaco, caused widespread anger with his comments and has been called on by Keir Starmer to apologise. His remarks have not gone unnoticed within the FA, which will examine further before deciding whether he has broken any rules. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
February 12, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Whether Jim Ratcliffe broke football rules is surely a matter of fact and doesnt need ‘looking into’ in any great depth. He did or he didn’t. Pretty sure what the answer is here. What the FA are actually doing is deciding whether they want to do anything about it or not.
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It's quite extraordinary that they thought any of these people would do a better job than Karen Pierce, who did not need to be replaced! It wasn't like there was a vacancy that had to be filled.
This piece in The Spectator by @shippersunbound.bsky.social has an absolutely mad detail that I was not previously aware of spectator.com/article/auth...
February 12, 2026 at 1:16 PM
It's quite extraordinary that they thought any of these people would do a better job than Karen Pierce, who did not need to be replaced! It wasn't like there was a vacancy that had to be filled.