Caesar Flunk
@caesarflunk.bsky.social
Never knowingly underdressed grumpy old man trapped in the body of a middle aged one. Big fan of hats, Negroni’s and Spurs. Not so keen on the Woolwich Wanderers. Feck off with your Crypto shite. David Lynch and Stanley Kubrick stan.
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Caesar Flunk
@caesarflunk.bsky.social
· Sep 18
** sighs **
Water is not wet
clearlyfiltered.com/articles/is-...
Purple does not exist
www.snexplores.org/article/colo...
Glass does not flow at room temperature as a high-viscosity liquid.
www.scientificamerican.com/article/fact...
Water is not wet
clearlyfiltered.com/articles/is-...
Purple does not exist
www.snexplores.org/article/colo...
Glass does not flow at room temperature as a high-viscosity liquid.
www.scientificamerican.com/article/fact...
Well, that certainly livened up in the 2nd half didn’t it?
December 2, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Well, that certainly livened up in the 2nd half didn’t it?
Off out tonight, so not today, Satan!
December 2, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Off out tonight, so not today, Satan!
My Instagram algorithm has recently decided that I really should buy an ice bath.
Every 3rd or 4th post is an ad for Ice Baths.
I have no idea why it has made this decision for me as I have never knowingly searched for them.
Every 3rd or 4th post is an ad for Ice Baths.
I have no idea why it has made this decision for me as I have never knowingly searched for them.
December 2, 2025 at 1:29 PM
My Instagram algorithm has recently decided that I really should buy an ice bath.
Every 3rd or 4th post is an ad for Ice Baths.
I have no idea why it has made this decision for me as I have never knowingly searched for them.
Every 3rd or 4th post is an ad for Ice Baths.
I have no idea why it has made this decision for me as I have never knowingly searched for them.
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james cameron every couple of years for some reason:
December 2, 2025 at 7:05 AM
james cameron every couple of years for some reason:
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Noddy Holder when he sees the royalty cheques dropping on to his doormat
a man in a white suit is singing into a microphone while playing a guitar
ALT: a man in a white suit is singing into a microphone while playing a guitar
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Noddy Holder when he sees the royalty cheques dropping on to his doormat
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This year we're doing Whamutopia. Every time you hear Last Christmas you have to have a mulled wine at your earliest convenience and toast George Michael, because he was a lad
December 1, 2025 at 8:32 AM
This year we're doing Whamutopia. Every time you hear Last Christmas you have to have a mulled wine at your earliest convenience and toast George Michael, because he was a lad
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COMING SOON: AI + Guy™
December 1, 2025 at 1:11 AM
COMING SOON: AI + Guy™
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The secret to early retirement; dine out rarely, fly economy and be a Google employee making $390,000/year married to a fellow Google employee 17 years older than you who likely makes twice as much as you.
37-year-old quit her $390,000 Google job after saving up $1.5 million—see the 'no buy checklist' that helps her spend less
She left a $390,000-a-year job and now uses a simple set of rules to make her savings last in Switzerland.
www.cnbc.com
November 30, 2025 at 8:23 PM
The secret to early retirement; dine out rarely, fly economy and be a Google employee making $390,000/year married to a fellow Google employee 17 years older than you who likely makes twice as much as you.
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Ok so the Your Party Conference has ended with - and I promise you I am not making this up -
- With a man on stage singing Imagine.
- With a man on stage singing Imagine.
November 30, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Ok so the Your Party Conference has ended with - and I promise you I am not making this up -
- With a man on stage singing Imagine.
- With a man on stage singing Imagine.
In a team of utter cnuts, Enzo does an outstanding job of being the biggest cnut in the world
November 30, 2025 at 6:13 PM
In a team of utter cnuts, Enzo does an outstanding job of being the biggest cnut in the world
America is a seriously unwell country…
November 30, 2025 at 5:58 PM
America is a seriously unwell country…
Have they identified the sniper who shot Odegard before that corner was taken?
November 30, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Have they identified the sniper who shot Odegard before that corner was taken?
I would suggest that you make peace with whichever mystical sky pixie you may worship now fellow Spurs fans.
November 30, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I would suggest that you make peace with whichever mystical sky pixie you may worship now fellow Spurs fans.
Noddy Holder when he sees the royalty cheques dropping on to his doormat
a man in a white suit is singing into a microphone while playing a guitar
ALT: a man in a white suit is singing into a microphone while playing a guitar
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Noddy Holder when he sees the royalty cheques dropping on to his doormat
Still not feeling great so watching from home tonight.
As ever…
As ever…
a man with a beard wearing a hat that says come on you spurs
ALT: a man with a beard wearing a hat that says come on you spurs
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Still not feeling great so watching from home tonight.
As ever…
As ever…
I know this sort of shit is pure engagement bait, but fuck me, it’s hilarious
‘All my friends are like what the hell is that and I'm like haha, it's my entire life in a bowl!’
‘All my friends are like what the hell is that and I'm like haha, it's my entire life in a bowl!’
November 29, 2025 at 10:49 AM
I know this sort of shit is pure engagement bait, but fuck me, it’s hilarious
‘All my friends are like what the hell is that and I'm like haha, it's my entire life in a bowl!’
‘All my friends are like what the hell is that and I'm like haha, it's my entire life in a bowl!’
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Huge respect to the papers for finding both an 88 year old worried about the tax bill on her 6 bedroom Kensington house and a 20 year old fretting about only being able to save £12k a year tax free.
Top work all around. These are not easy case studies to find.
Top work all around. These are not easy case studies to find.
November 29, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Huge respect to the papers for finding both an 88 year old worried about the tax bill on her 6 bedroom Kensington house and a 20 year old fretting about only being able to save £12k a year tax free.
Top work all around. These are not easy case studies to find.
Top work all around. These are not easy case studies to find.
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“Get out of my fucking seat.”
November 29, 2025 at 8:08 AM
“Get out of my fucking seat.”
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Here's another vintage Smirnoff ad from 1977 advertising two ways to serve vodka at a dinner party: a vodka soda (possibly the most normal cocktail in existence) and vodka mixed with cold beef bouillon (a product of a generation raised on lead paint)
November 28, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Here's another vintage Smirnoff ad from 1977 advertising two ways to serve vodka at a dinner party: a vodka soda (possibly the most normal cocktail in existence) and vodka mixed with cold beef bouillon (a product of a generation raised on lead paint)
I don't want to alarm anyone, but it's not yet December, and I've finished Christmas shopping for Mrs Flunk.
This level of organisation by me is almost unheard of.
This level of organisation by me is almost unheard of.
November 28, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I don't want to alarm anyone, but it's not yet December, and I've finished Christmas shopping for Mrs Flunk.
This level of organisation by me is almost unheard of.
This level of organisation by me is almost unheard of.
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
What a great headline
On a related note, scrolling thru the Anon Opinion feed I've had 3 published in the last few weeks. Not sure if there are fewer submissions or my opinions are just bangers.
This, with solitary confinement at night that plays a soundtrack of exploding fireworks into the cell for 8 hours so they can't sleep.
You say torture. I say fair and proportionate punishment.
You say torture. I say fair and proportionate punishment.
At some point in the last few years, Bonfire Night was seemingly changed to Bonfire Month. No idea whose idea this was but life imprisonment would be too good for them.
November 28, 2025 at 6:53 PM
On a related note, scrolling thru the Anon Opinion feed I've had 3 published in the last few weeks. Not sure if there are fewer submissions or my opinions are just bangers.
This, with solitary confinement at night that plays a soundtrack of exploding fireworks into the cell for 8 hours so they can't sleep.
You say torture. I say fair and proportionate punishment.
You say torture. I say fair and proportionate punishment.
At some point in the last few years, Bonfire Night was seemingly changed to Bonfire Month. No idea whose idea this was but life imprisonment would be too good for them.
November 28, 2025 at 6:32 PM
This, with solitary confinement at night that plays a soundtrack of exploding fireworks into the cell for 8 hours so they can't sleep.
You say torture. I say fair and proportionate punishment.
You say torture. I say fair and proportionate punishment.