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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 1d

You’ve heard of Duo Lingo, but I found Uno Longo.

A hand sewn stuffed green owl. He has long legs and looks like he is either very tired or very high.

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nat @natyougn.bsky.social · 1d

This is very interesting! Very fascinated by how big October is 🎃

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nat @natyougn.bsky.social · 2d

Sorry the numbers are blurred, you’ll have to zoom in 😔

nat @natyougn.bsky.social · 2d

Maybe I’m just a bit silly in the head but pls let me know if you also see time like this. I’ve been trying to explain it but I can only describe it with a drawing - this is exactly what a day is to me. This just feels so much more right than a clock.

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nat @natyougn.bsky.social · 3d

You know when your pharmacist rings you personally to rant about how the brand of enemas that your doctor has prescribed you cost £86 per bottle, then acts as though I am deliberately draining nhs funds singlehandedly by requiring medicinal assistance to poop.

Don’t you hate when that happens?

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nat @natyougn.bsky.social · 6d

Okay never mind I just yawned consistently for an hour straight and it just popped. Thank you earwax gods.

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nat @natyougn.bsky.social · 7d

Wordle takes 1min and connections usually takes 2-5mins.
Duotrigordle used to be a 20minute undertaking but I’ve whittled it down to 7-13mins.
I don’t think it eats into your life, I think wordle(+co) is life.

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nat @natyougn.bsky.social · 7d

I'm now on my fourth day in a row of getting the wordle in 2. I might actually be a witch.

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nat @natyougn.bsky.social · 9d

I went to a facial anatomy museum that was shaped like a human face. The ticket desk was in the left nostril.
I paid through the nose.

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nat @natyougn.bsky.social · 11d

It's the nat in the hat, there's no doubt about that.

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nat @natyougn.bsky.social · 11d

that is a fantastic hat.

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nat @natyougn.bsky.social · 11d

Working at yo sushi gave me a god complex. I constantly felt like everything revolved around me.

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nat @natyougn.bsky.social · 13d

I’m no mathematician but I think it’s safe to say that there’s a discrepancy here.

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nat @natyougn.bsky.social · 14d

👏 😂

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nat @natyougn.bsky.social · 15d

They were really lucky (when naming asbestosis) that asbestos already sounded like a disease.
Because expandifoamosis and polyfilleritis really doesn’t pack the same amount of punch.

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nat @natyougn.bsky.social · 16d

How many back and forth emails do I need to exchange before I can stop adding formalities at the beginning and end?

I’ve now told you my name six times in the space of two minutes.

I personally think it’d be more efficient if Sandra from Student Finance England just slid into my dms.

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nat @natyougn.bsky.social · 19d

I truly had no doubt in my mind while I was doing this by the way. Not even as I felt the squish of seat cushions beneath my dusty trainers. Zero doubt.

nat @natyougn.bsky.social · 19d

I am completely mortified I’m at a theatre I’ve never been to and for some reason I thought it was just completely unhinged and had no stairs so I just casually used the seats as stairs. Then looked to my right and the stairs are right there. What sort of theatre would have no stairs?!

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nat @natyougn.bsky.social · 19d

I am completely mortified I’m at a theatre I’ve never been to and for some reason I thought it was just completely unhinged and had no stairs so I just casually used the seats as stairs. Then looked to my right and the stairs are right there. What sort of theatre would have no stairs?!

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nat @natyougn.bsky.social · 20d

I can’t keep tolerating this utter geological filth.

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nat @natyougn.bsky.social · 25d

Also the visualisers sort of look like the kind of thing I would’ve made on an iPad app when I was 9.

nat @natyougn.bsky.social · 25d

🥺 I wish I could give him all the toilet roll inner tubes in the world.

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nat @natyougn.bsky.social · 25d

:D

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nat @natyougn.bsky.social · 25d

interesting! my grandma used to shorten it to "wicks" and she said it was because it was like a candle wick. The joys of language!

nat @natyougn.bsky.social · 26d

It’s the little bit of skin that hangs down from your fingernails if you have dry skin. That is weird that there’s seemingly no recorded use of that word on google.

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nat @natyougn.bsky.social · 26d

Well, I’ve learned a lot today. I’ve been paranoid about regional slang ever since I had a complete miscommunication with the word “wicklow” which apparently doesn’t exist outside of where I live.

nat @natyougn.bsky.social · 26d

Hello! Does anyone happen to know where the regional perimeters are for the use of the word "mooch"? I have a gig in york tomorrow and need to know if people south of sunderland understand the concept of a mooch.

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