coffee_naut ☕
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I want shorter games with worse graphics and music that goes bzzshrrvvVVvrrr, distributed on CDs inside cereal boxes and i'm not kidding
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Hoping you all have a warm, light filled Longest Night from my little family to yours
December 22, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Hoping you all have a warm, light filled Longest Night from my little family to yours
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These people are clowns.
December 22, 2025 at 1:19 AM
These people are clowns.
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CD PROJEKT RED
Your Favourite Game Dev Is Probably Using AI; CD Projekt Red Joins Larian In Claiming There Are "Meaningful" Benefits To The Tech
CDPR is already implementing AI technology into "productivity areas".
www.thegamer.com
December 21, 2025 at 10:29 PM
CD PROJEKT RED
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Sur @franceinfo.fr, on rit avec un député qui agresse une femme musulmane en pleine hémicycle régional, qui se moque du suicide des agriculteurs, qui est condamné pour recel de détournement de fonds publics européens et qui exige, sur Cnews, que je quitte la France.
December 20, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Sur @franceinfo.fr, on rit avec un député qui agresse une femme musulmane en pleine hémicycle régional, qui se moque du suicide des agriculteurs, qui est condamné pour recel de détournement de fonds publics européens et qui exige, sur Cnews, que je quitte la France.
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Evelina Zemljič Polanco accuse Critical Reflex (Moutwashing, Buckshot Roulette, Arctic Eggs, etc) de conditions de travail injustes, management toxique et notamment d'harcelement sexuel par le producteur Ted Hentschke et la fondatrice/PDG Rita Lebedeva.
📰 youtu.be/aB6jrARl_jA
📰 youtu.be/aB6jrARl_jA
I worked at the creepiest publisher in indie games (CRITICAL REFLEX)
YouTube video by Evelina Zemljic
youtu.be
December 19, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Evelina Zemljič Polanco accuse Critical Reflex (Moutwashing, Buckshot Roulette, Arctic Eggs, etc) de conditions de travail injustes, management toxique et notamment d'harcelement sexuel par le producteur Ted Hentschke et la fondatrice/PDG Rita Lebedeva.
📰 youtu.be/aB6jrARl_jA
📰 youtu.be/aB6jrARl_jA
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Parcequ'à cause du wokmisme il faut dire "un.e végétation à poussée verticale assignée conifère à la naissance des fêtes de la fin du calendrier colonial". Je l'ai vu sur Itélé.
Votre « sapin » de Noël n’est peut-être pas un sapin, voici pourquoi
🔗https://l.sudouest.fr/kQ4o
🔗https://l.sudouest.fr/kQ4o
December 20, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Parcequ'à cause du wokmisme il faut dire "un.e végétation à poussée verticale assignée conifère à la naissance des fêtes de la fin du calendrier colonial". Je l'ai vu sur Itélé.
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Des eaux peinardes du Mozambique aux bateaux-usines de Sakhaline, trois heures d'expédition pour sonder ce qui se cache sous cette question :
C'est quoi ce jeu de pêche de con ?
Notre vidéo la plus personnelle.
Voici l'Iceberg des Jeux de Pêche.
🎣 youtu.be/YRgg9TiddyU ⚓
C'est quoi ce jeu de pêche de con ?
Notre vidéo la plus personnelle.
Voici l'Iceberg des Jeux de Pêche.
🎣 youtu.be/YRgg9TiddyU ⚓
Iceberg des Jeux de Pêche
YouTube video by Zeph & Ramo
youtu.be
December 19, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Des eaux peinardes du Mozambique aux bateaux-usines de Sakhaline, trois heures d'expédition pour sonder ce qui se cache sous cette question :
C'est quoi ce jeu de pêche de con ?
Notre vidéo la plus personnelle.
Voici l'Iceberg des Jeux de Pêche.
🎣 youtu.be/YRgg9TiddyU ⚓
C'est quoi ce jeu de pêche de con ?
Notre vidéo la plus personnelle.
Voici l'Iceberg des Jeux de Pêche.
🎣 youtu.be/YRgg9TiddyU ⚓
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Internet ne pouvait pas se passer beaucoup plus longtemps d’un iceberg des jeux de pêche. Tout le monde le savait, mais personne n’osait s'y risquer ! Bref, on a pris une décision.
Bien des mois plus tard, voici le Monstre: notre vidéo la plus chill ET la plus inconcevable.
youtu.be/YRgg9TiddyU
Bien des mois plus tard, voici le Monstre: notre vidéo la plus chill ET la plus inconcevable.
youtu.be/YRgg9TiddyU
December 19, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Internet ne pouvait pas se passer beaucoup plus longtemps d’un iceberg des jeux de pêche. Tout le monde le savait, mais personne n’osait s'y risquer ! Bref, on a pris une décision.
Bien des mois plus tard, voici le Monstre: notre vidéo la plus chill ET la plus inconcevable.
youtu.be/YRgg9TiddyU
Bien des mois plus tard, voici le Monstre: notre vidéo la plus chill ET la plus inconcevable.
youtu.be/YRgg9TiddyU
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We spoke to a dozen professional concept artists who are currently or have previously worked in game development about whether generative AI image tools have made their jobs any easier.
Zero said it did. Most said it made things harder.
thisweekinvideogames.com/feature/conc...
Zero said it did. Most said it made things harder.
thisweekinvideogames.com/feature/conc...
Concept Artists Say Generative AI References Only Make Their Jobs Harder
“The ‘early ideation stages’, when worlds are being fleshed out by writers and artists, are literally crucial to the development of a game’s vision,” said one artist.
thisweekinvideogames.com
December 18, 2025 at 9:06 PM
We spoke to a dozen professional concept artists who are currently or have previously worked in game development about whether generative AI image tools have made their jobs any easier.
Zero said it did. Most said it made things harder.
thisweekinvideogames.com/feature/conc...
Zero said it did. Most said it made things harder.
thisweekinvideogames.com/feature/conc...
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I uploaded a fix compilation for the PC version of Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time, having all the essentials to make it run smoothly on modern systems.
Includes controller support and EAX audio restoration
www.moddb.com/games/prince...
Includes controller support and EAX audio restoration
www.moddb.com/games/prince...
December 13, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I uploaded a fix compilation for the PC version of Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time, having all the essentials to make it run smoothly on modern systems.
Includes controller support and EAX audio restoration
www.moddb.com/games/prince...
Includes controller support and EAX audio restoration
www.moddb.com/games/prince...
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On the flip side, my cover for Angeline Era OST Volume 1! Melos' soundtrack was too powerful for a single album art...
December 19, 2025 at 12:51 AM
On the flip side, my cover for Angeline Era OST Volume 1! Melos' soundtrack was too powerful for a single album art...
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« So instead of writing what you want to the artist who’ll create a one of a kind piece of art, what I suggest is you write what you want to a chat bot, many times, then filter through the shitshow and then bring incredibly generic bullshit it to the artist and demand that they copy the slop. »
Anyone who supports this is an embarrassment. "Instead of typing it out they'll generate their idea"? Are you insane?
Call yourself whatever you want but you aren't creatives, that's for sure.
Call yourself whatever you want but you aren't creatives, that's for sure.
December 19, 2025 at 12:06 AM
« So instead of writing what you want to the artist who’ll create a one of a kind piece of art, what I suggest is you write what you want to a chat bot, many times, then filter through the shitshow and then bring incredibly generic bullshit it to the artist and demand that they copy the slop. »
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Dev backlash over Larian CEO's genAI praise is about leadership, not just tech
Dev backlash over Larian CEO's genAI praise is about leadership, not just tech
A bubbling pot is beginning to boil over.
www.gamedeveloper.com
December 18, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Dev backlash over Larian CEO's genAI praise is about leadership, not just tech
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Le contenu de l'article: la commission, commandité par le crypto-fasciste Wauquiez, composée uniquement de gens de droite, n'a absolument RIEN trouvé, mais continue à affirmer qu'il y a des "proximités"
BFMTV: "Les connivences existent"
BFMTV: "Les connivences existent"
December 18, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Le contenu de l'article: la commission, commandité par le crypto-fasciste Wauquiez, composée uniquement de gens de droite, n'a absolument RIEN trouvé, mais continue à affirmer qu'il y a des "proximités"
BFMTV: "Les connivences existent"
BFMTV: "Les connivences existent"
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Stay safe out there y'all
December 18, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Stay safe out there y'all
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Do I like video games? Or do I, in fact, like five video games and perpetually search for echoes of them in every other game I play?
December 16, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Do I like video games? Or do I, in fact, like five video games and perpetually search for echoes of them in every other game I play?
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Hilarant : Intermarché qui a passé la semaine à se féliciter de ne pas avoir eu recours à l’IA pour son film de Noël… exploite l’IA à la première occasion de faire un peu de 💰 autour du succès du film.
lareclame.fr/intermarche-...
lareclame.fr/intermarche-...
Intermarché décline son loup… en photomaton
Pas de peluche mais un selfie.
lareclame.fr
December 16, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Hilarant : Intermarché qui a passé la semaine à se féliciter de ne pas avoir eu recours à l’IA pour son film de Noël… exploite l’IA à la première occasion de faire un peu de 💰 autour du succès du film.
lareclame.fr/intermarche-...
lareclame.fr/intermarche-...
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"we USE ai, but our game wont CONTAIN it" is a clarification that no one has ever cared about & now CEOs are using it as a wedge to get their foot in the door as a part of a long term plan into normalizing AI, just like how 'it's just placeholder' was used with E33. dont cede even an inch of ground
December 16, 2025 at 9:12 PM
"we USE ai, but our game wont CONTAIN it" is a clarification that no one has ever cared about & now CEOs are using it as a wedge to get their foot in the door as a part of a long term plan into normalizing AI, just like how 'it's just placeholder' was used with E33. dont cede even an inch of ground
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This famously hasn't gone well before, and I understand people's ethical concerns about the bone harvesting required, but I asked the 8-Ball if things would be different for us and it said outlook good.
December 17, 2025 at 9:21 AM
This famously hasn't gone well before, and I understand people's ethical concerns about the bone harvesting required, but I asked the 8-Ball if things would be different for us and it said outlook good.
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Hi, I'm the CEO of Glorbo, the company who enjoys near unprecedented goodwill in our field, I'm here today to talk to you about our pivot to using the Magic 8-Ball powered by children's bones that everybody hates, I've given myself psychosis listening to the 8-ball aaaaeeeeeiiiiooouuuu
December 17, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Hi, I'm the CEO of Glorbo, the company who enjoys near unprecedented goodwill in our field, I'm here today to talk to you about our pivot to using the Magic 8-Ball powered by children's bones that everybody hates, I've given myself psychosis listening to the 8-ball aaaaeeeeeiiiiooouuuu
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GRAN TURISMO
POLYPHONY DIGITAL 1998
PLAYSTATION
POLYPHONY DIGITAL 1998
PLAYSTATION
December 17, 2025 at 12:05 AM
GRAN TURISMO
POLYPHONY DIGITAL 1998
PLAYSTATION
POLYPHONY DIGITAL 1998
PLAYSTATION
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Contrôle dans le métro hier, contrôle dans le métro ce matin.
Deso, je post presque à chaque fois que c’est le cas parce que ça me fait CÂBLER.
Politique fasciste de cons là.
Transports publics gratuits partout tout le temps, c’est ça qu’on veut.
Deso, je post presque à chaque fois que c’est le cas parce que ça me fait CÂBLER.
Politique fasciste de cons là.
Transports publics gratuits partout tout le temps, c’est ça qu’on veut.
December 17, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Contrôle dans le métro hier, contrôle dans le métro ce matin.
Deso, je post presque à chaque fois que c’est le cas parce que ça me fait CÂBLER.
Politique fasciste de cons là.
Transports publics gratuits partout tout le temps, c’est ça qu’on veut.
Deso, je post presque à chaque fois que c’est le cas parce que ça me fait CÂBLER.
Politique fasciste de cons là.
Transports publics gratuits partout tout le temps, c’est ça qu’on veut.