dr. hazel 🐇
@hazelmonforton.com
senior writer and narrative designer 🎮📝 open to work!
previously Blizzard 💛⚔️ Bungie 💙💫 and Arkane 🧡🐀
personal account 🍞🌹 20th century lit phd 🎓🗡
she/her 🌑✨
nyc 🍕🐁 to atx 🌻🦇
previously Blizzard 💛⚔️ Bungie 💙💫 and Arkane 🧡🐀
personal account 🍞🌹 20th century lit phd 🎓🗡
she/her 🌑✨
nyc 🍕🐁 to atx 🌻🦇
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dr. hazel 🐇
@hazelmonforton.com
· Sep 30
Hazel Monforton
www.hazelmonforton.com
Hello new followers! I'm Hazel.
🐔 Chicken keeper 🐕 Tripod dog owner 📃 Writer 🎮 Senior Narrative Designer 🍞 Baker ⛪️ Amateur medievalist 🌱 Gardener 🧶 Knitter 🎓 PhD in English lit
Previously: 💛⚔️ Blizzard 💙💫 Bungie 🧡🐀 Arkane
Looking for my next role!
Find my work on my website: www.hazelmonforton.com
🐔 Chicken keeper 🐕 Tripod dog owner 📃 Writer 🎮 Senior Narrative Designer 🍞 Baker ⛪️ Amateur medievalist 🌱 Gardener 🧶 Knitter 🎓 PhD in English lit
Previously: 💛⚔️ Blizzard 💙💫 Bungie 🧡🐀 Arkane
Looking for my next role!
Find my work on my website: www.hazelmonforton.com
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January birthday means mulled wine.
January 10, 2026 at 10:40 PM
January birthday means mulled wine.
just me doing my little things
January 11, 2026 at 3:42 AM
just me doing my little things
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January birthday means mulled wine.
January 10, 2026 at 10:40 PM
January birthday means mulled wine.
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Happy Pathologic 3 day to all who observe!
a pixel art illustration of an explosion with smoke coming out of it
ALT: a pixel art illustration of an explosion with smoke coming out of it
media.tenor.com
January 9, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Happy Pathologic 3 day to all who observe!
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My assignment for Winona Nelson's SmArtschool class: Choose a favorite book and illustrate a cover for it.
I picked "The Song of Achilles" by Madeline Miller, and my goal was to capture a similar bittersweet tone as the novel has.
I picked "The Song of Achilles" by Madeline Miller, and my goal was to capture a similar bittersweet tone as the novel has.
January 10, 2026 at 4:35 PM
My assignment for Winona Nelson's SmArtschool class: Choose a favorite book and illustrate a cover for it.
I picked "The Song of Achilles" by Madeline Miller, and my goal was to capture a similar bittersweet tone as the novel has.
I picked "The Song of Achilles" by Madeline Miller, and my goal was to capture a similar bittersweet tone as the novel has.
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I designed the whole thing as a wraparound to demonstrate my understanding for book cover design requirements.
January 10, 2026 at 4:39 PM
I designed the whole thing as a wraparound to demonstrate my understanding for book cover design requirements.
Me: my feet are cold
Husb: haha
Me: [touches his leg with my toe]
Husb: [screams]
Husb: haha
Me: [touches his leg with my toe]
Husb: [screams]
January 10, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Me: my feet are cold
Husb: haha
Me: [touches his leg with my toe]
Husb: [screams]
Husb: haha
Me: [touches his leg with my toe]
Husb: [screams]
Baking my birthday cake 😊
January 10, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Baking my birthday cake 😊
Magnificent. Regal. Majestic.
January 10, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Magnificent. Regal. Majestic.
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Loss of access IS the revenge.
Don’t give someone multiple opportunities to show you they don’t care about you.
Don’t give someone multiple opportunities to show you they don’t care about you.
January 10, 2026 at 5:52 AM
Loss of access IS the revenge.
Don’t give someone multiple opportunities to show you they don’t care about you.
Don’t give someone multiple opportunities to show you they don’t care about you.
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it’s early yet but i’m actually feeling more friction in pathologic 3 than in 2. like sure 2 had survival mechanics that were v punishing but “eat food and don’t get stabbed” is a game loop we are all familiar with. “don’t do combat while sad or you’ll shoot yourself in the head” is something else
January 10, 2026 at 6:46 AM
it’s early yet but i’m actually feeling more friction in pathologic 3 than in 2. like sure 2 had survival mechanics that were v punishing but “eat food and don’t get stabbed” is a game loop we are all familiar with. “don’t do combat while sad or you’ll shoot yourself in the head” is something else
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Here is a video of a frozen creek that had begun to thaw, and the water was flowing beneath the thin ice on top. I took this because it was soothing and wonderfully bloopy and I wanted to listen to it for hours. You are all welcome to enjoy it, too. Let your brain settle here and rest for a moment.
January 10, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Here is a video of a frozen creek that had begun to thaw, and the water was flowing beneath the thin ice on top. I took this because it was soothing and wonderfully bloopy and I wanted to listen to it for hours. You are all welcome to enjoy it, too. Let your brain settle here and rest for a moment.
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ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese.
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
June 2, 2025 at 3:32 AM
ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese.
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
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mirror
(old art. firm tipped brush pen, sharpie, digital flip & inverse.)
(old art. firm tipped brush pen, sharpie, digital flip & inverse.)
January 9, 2026 at 7:29 PM
mirror
(old art. firm tipped brush pen, sharpie, digital flip & inverse.)
(old art. firm tipped brush pen, sharpie, digital flip & inverse.)
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Josh Sawyer as a Red Pikmin.
January 9, 2026 at 9:42 AM
Josh Sawyer as a Red Pikmin.
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Me clicking on a restaurant website: I wonder when they're open and what they serve
Restaurant website: O U R M I S S I O N
Restaurant website: O U R M I S S I O N
January 17, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Me clicking on a restaurant website: I wonder when they're open and what they serve
Restaurant website: O U R M I S S I O N
Restaurant website: O U R M I S S I O N
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oh let's fucking gooooo www.polygon.com/pathologic-3...
Pathologic 3 is a love letter to a town full of creeps and a sentient plague
Both long-time franchise-lovers and curious new players will find themselves right at home in the Town-on-Gorkhon
www.polygon.com
January 7, 2026 at 7:08 PM
oh let's fucking gooooo www.polygon.com/pathologic-3...
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Job posting: Here’s a midlevel role at the lowest possible midlevel salary.
Also job posting: Looking for 8+ years experience in a Lead role.
Also job posting: Looking for 8+ years experience in a Lead role.
January 9, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Job posting: Here’s a midlevel role at the lowest possible midlevel salary.
Also job posting: Looking for 8+ years experience in a Lead role.
Also job posting: Looking for 8+ years experience in a Lead role.
Someone put a cigarette butt in our Little Free Library. Come on, man.
January 9, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Someone put a cigarette butt in our Little Free Library. Come on, man.
