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the only thing i like less than people doing shitty things, is people doing shitty things and pretending that they aren't
January 12, 2026 at 5:40 PM
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evergreen
January 12, 2026 at 7:40 PM
But I do also think that "[alcohol] dads" have the same issue.
January 12, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Ah yeah it would take more to radicalize a grill dad
January 12, 2026 at 4:34 PM
General trends seem to be Brew Dads.
January 12, 2026 at 4:27 PM
In my understanding, and I could be misreading, the "wine mom" trope is that they're 30-to-50 year old women who are otherwise not super politically engaged BUT will come out in force if their community is threatened?
January 12, 2026 at 4:25 PM
I think uncles and dads have distinct vibes.
January 12, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Pilsner Papas
January 12, 2026 at 4:21 PM
What do we call the male equivalent of wine moms? Grill dads?
January 12, 2026 at 4:19 PM
don't share anything with AI chatbots generally but if you're already AI chatbot brained then oh my god, don't share medical information with AI chatbots
January 12, 2026 at 4:05 PM
I'll make a test swatch first and see how it comes out!
January 12, 2026 at 3:38 PM
I'm always a little HMMM about doing something with texture AND variegation.
January 12, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Looking to do something like this with it.
January 12, 2026 at 3:28 PM