N.B. Lindberg
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The Skattebo glaze is going to be unbearable
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When the dodgers loaded the bases, I thought to myself they’re going to win on a walkoff passed ball, what could be funnier than that? Well, that could be funnier
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1/10 dentists disagree with the existence of teeth
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Damn, at this point, just tell me what doesn’t make you autistic
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Yeah. They’re basically marathon runners. My theory on soccer players is that they’d all be freakishly muscular if they played any other sport. And Adama traore would be Mr Olympia
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I think this mostly a ramification of the body fat requirements for each sport. Like you need way more muscle to play baseball and thus more fat, and fat isn’t stored uniformly. Soccer it’s like have as little fat as possible, so more uniformity in appearances
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Yeah, but does he have a ring?
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I will die on this hill: fans are the worst evaluators of their own team
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McMahon with the LLWS memorial dinger
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VH1’s I Love the ‘90s was ahead of its time
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I know this just misses the cutoff, but the max contract
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3 and a half hour games are BACK baby
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The Jazz Judge, Thursday on CBS
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Playoff baseball is proof that the MLB would profit immensely from an in-season tournament
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Nice. Third base coaches shall not be erased
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Lmao Aaron Boone is so funny. You cannot fire this man
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To my eyes. It appeared he decided to yolo it home as soon as he saw it wasn’t a catch. A decision I like, but I don’t think he had time or knew about the throw to second
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That was more dumb luck than anything. If Bellinger catches that, it’s probably a double play
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New theory. The Ball brothers’ injury issues stem from Lavar Ball never teaching his kids how to tie their shoes
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Not sure about the physics of Lonzo Ball's shoe coming off here.
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It took me a sec, but did Fox really use Murder on the Dancefloor as their cut to commercial song during an MLB playoff game lmao
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Adam riding a dinosaur
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Jimmy Stewart playing Nintendo 64
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Pablo Picasso watching Mary Tyler Moore
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Why do they keep trying to make TRON a thing? It wasn’t that popular or well regarded in 1982. The sequel blew. And this one has Jared fucking Leto in it
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Would rather run into a bear on a mountain or Nate Robinson searching for that kidney?
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Flacco bombs to Chase is going to save fantasy seasons
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TRADE: The Bengals are acquiring Joe Flacco and a sixth-round pick from the Browns for a fifth-round pick, sources say.
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The classic fetal baby sneak