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I'm drinking coffee somewhere. BLM. Trans rights = human rights. Abortion = healthcare. "With fingernails that shine like justice." 🩷💜💙
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Strong opinions held loosely.
tag yourself, i'm currently, "I am very tired, very stomachy & hate nearly the whole world."
Happy birthday to one of my favourite haters, Charles Darwin
February 12, 2026 at 7:41 PM
tag yourself, i'm currently, "I am very tired, very stomachy & hate nearly the whole world."
'Good judgment' and 'common sense' go together, in that most people don't have either.
February 11, 2026 at 9:22 PM
'Good judgment' and 'common sense' go together, in that most people don't have either.
Rav TeabagsWithTorah has a long treatise on Pepe the Frog memes during Passover and the annual frog plague debate (one giant frog?? or a flood of small ones??) that is surprisingly insightful.
February 11, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Rav TeabagsWithTorah has a long treatise on Pepe the Frog memes during Passover and the annual frog plague debate (one giant frog?? or a flood of small ones??) that is surprisingly insightful.
dunno if y'all know this but sometimes being a teacher is the most emotionally difficult job in existence
February 11, 2026 at 8:08 PM
dunno if y'all know this but sometimes being a teacher is the most emotionally difficult job in existence
what do high school students have against paragraphs omg
February 11, 2026 at 5:12 PM
what do high school students have against paragraphs omg
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Sometimes I remember Reagan removing Jimmy Carter’s solar panels and I think we’ve been enduring this shit for way too many years.
February 11, 2026 at 6:25 AM
Sometimes I remember Reagan removing Jimmy Carter’s solar panels and I think we’ve been enduring this shit for way too many years.
This is extremely funny, good job.
February 11, 2026 at 11:24 AM
This is extremely funny, good job.
I absolutely can and I would absolutely read it.
February 11, 2026 at 11:02 AM
I absolutely can and I would absolutely read it.
TMI on main but they don't tell you that you hit forty and you can't understand why your legs are sore and it's because you had sex two days ago in a *slightly* new position and now everything hurts 😂🫠
February 10, 2026 at 8:22 PM
TMI on main but they don't tell you that you hit forty and you can't understand why your legs are sore and it's because you had sex two days ago in a *slightly* new position and now everything hurts 😂🫠
It's so fun when your right to bodily autonomy changes when you cross an arbitrary geographical line!!
February 10, 2026 at 4:52 PM
It's so fun when your right to bodily autonomy changes when you cross an arbitrary geographical line!!
Tbf, as a fellow Millennial, it's not unimpressive.
February 10, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Tbf, as a fellow Millennial, it's not unimpressive.
This Diet Coke might not fix all my problems but it's gonna give it the ol' college try.
February 10, 2026 at 4:38 PM
This Diet Coke might not fix all my problems but it's gonna give it the ol' college try.
I was definitely a zombie for about five years as I endured the infancy and toddlerhood of my two kids, so I feel you. It did/does get better!! It helps if you do it every day and only sleep in until like, 7am on weekends (which is when my kids get up now, haha).
February 10, 2026 at 3:34 PM
I was definitely a zombie for about five years as I endured the infancy and toddlerhood of my two kids, so I feel you. It did/does get better!! It helps if you do it every day and only sleep in until like, 7am on weekends (which is when my kids get up now, haha).
kelp kelp kelp kelp it even sounds cool
People ask me "why kelp is important". There's not enough space for all the reasons here but big reasons are that kelp can grow faster than any other any species fixing CO2, providing shelter and food. Urchins eat kelp plus they're "messy" eaters so they feed other species nearby.
February 10, 2026 at 1:21 AM
kelp kelp kelp kelp it even sounds cool
I get around 5am to go to work as a teacher and I go to bed around 9:30pm. Kids in bed, me in bed. 🙃
February 10, 2026 at 1:04 AM
I get around 5am to go to work as a teacher and I go to bed around 9:30pm. Kids in bed, me in bed. 🙃
Boomers and many Gen Xers see the 'American Dream' as a reality and Millennials onward see it as an ideal that has yet to be achieved. Both proceed accordingly and wow, does it get messy trying to talk about it. 🙃
February 9, 2026 at 12:04 PM
Boomers and many Gen Xers see the 'American Dream' as a reality and Millennials onward see it as an ideal that has yet to be achieved. Both proceed accordingly and wow, does it get messy trying to talk about it. 🙃
What is it about second children that makes them so chaotic. Why have we not studied this in a lab.
February 8, 2026 at 2:41 PM
What is it about second children that makes them so chaotic. Why have we not studied this in a lab.
Saturday mornings are for waking up, drinking three cups of coffee, and then immediately taking a nap.
February 7, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Saturday mornings are for waking up, drinking three cups of coffee, and then immediately taking a nap.
Did a food tour in New Orleans and learned SO MANY FACTS about sandwiches while stuffing our faces with said sandwiches. Bliss. 😌
February 7, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Did a food tour in New Orleans and learned SO MANY FACTS about sandwiches while stuffing our faces with said sandwiches. Bliss. 😌
go off jack white is right
February 7, 2026 at 12:36 AM
go off jack white is right
The best excuse to eat a pint of ice cream
February 6, 2026 at 6:31 PM
The best excuse to eat a pint of ice cream
I loved her book on Montaigne - "How to Live." I'll have to check this one out too!!
February 5, 2026 at 11:24 AM
I loved her book on Montaigne - "How to Live." I'll have to check this one out too!!
(Also, this book is excellent and just as intensely readable as his first book, "Midnight in Chernobyl." Highly, highly recommend.)
February 4, 2026 at 11:05 PM
(Also, this book is excellent and just as intensely readable as his first book, "Midnight in Chernobyl." Highly, highly recommend.)
Reminded again that astronauts are people beyond extraordinary, like, of course you are an elite athlete, unnervingly calm under pressure, and also have a PhD in astrophysics. While Black under Jim Crow. Or a woman. Or Asian American. Or dirt poor. Just ridiculous people (complimentary).
February 4, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Reminded again that astronauts are people beyond extraordinary, like, of course you are an elite athlete, unnervingly calm under pressure, and also have a PhD in astrophysics. While Black under Jim Crow. Or a woman. Or Asian American. Or dirt poor. Just ridiculous people (complimentary).
A tragedy, a travesty, and a terrible loss for all of us.
The Washington Post is getting rid of its Books section. We’re losing the institutions—journalism, middle-class artistic and intellectual culture—that once made life bearable. Those things were a threat to the super-rich who increasingly govern us. Democracy dies in illiteracy.
February 4, 2026 at 8:27 PM
A tragedy, a travesty, and a terrible loss for all of us.