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You can find me drinking coffee on my porch. Black Lives Matter. Trans rights are human rights. Abortion is healthcare. Reader, teacher, parent. 🩷💜💙
If you understand why I snickered/groaned at this picture, I am very sorry for you.
November 25, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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I think it’s pretty clear at this point that one of the main impacts of LLMs is to disrupt thinking: to make it so that far too many people never properly learn how to do it, and then to control the output so there are thoughts that people never learn how to think.
November 24, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Poetry Comics Month, Day 23: Infinite Senryu
November 23, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Me: why does my body ache in weird ways today???
Also me: you turn 40 in a month and spent over an hour raking leaves yesterday
a woman in a pink jacket stands in front of a microphone and says i 'm getting old
ALT: a woman in a pink jacket stands in front of a microphone and says i 'm getting old
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 5:28 PM
4yo nightmare: the corridor is full of monsters
14yo nightmare: the corridor is full of teenagers laughing at you
40yo nightmare: the corridor is full of laundry
November 23, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Life tip for those like me who hate plain water but acknowledge its importance - every few hours, go to the sink, pour 16oz of water, and just chug it like the medicine that it is. Then move on with your day. No huge stupid water bottles, no forcing yourself to drink it with meals. Chug it. Done.
November 23, 2025 at 5:31 PM
All of this.

(If you just got us Wishbone back I'd be willing to negotiate about the others.)
Look it's simple, we want less stress and we want to be able to afford things again and we want to feel like the rewards we were once promised for a lifetime of hard work still exist and also we want Wishbone back and those are the things we want
November 22, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Just saw something about how "six planets are in retrograde," and I still have no real idea what that means or believe in astrology at all whatsoever but at this point in 2025 I will absolutely nod sagely and say, "ah, yes, that explains a lot."
November 20, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Smashing that bookmark button so fast -
Ok BlueSky: what are your favorite history books in terms of sheer page-turning, narrative propulsion? Thinking along the line of Killers of the Flower Moon, etc. Nonfiction chronicles that read like novels or movies.
November 20, 2025 at 1:29 AM
A time capsule and all that's in it is a new rendition of "We Didn't Start the Fire" every thirty years.
November 18, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Oh no... when I saw the election results in Nov 2024 I knew it wasn't going to be my year.

More like:

1) how much damage can they do, really?
2) fuck
3) Thanksgiving
November 18, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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It has always been so obvious that the backlash to MeToo isn’t about whether the abuse is happening but whether people are allowed to want it to stop
November 17, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Reading F451 with 10th graders and I asked what students would grab in a fire and the majority said they'd grab their phones and that's it.

I asked them, "don't you have everything backed up to the cloud?"

They nodded.

We then stared at each other in bafflement.
November 17, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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women are always saying “lord grant me the confidence of a mediocre man.” ok well he did. now what. is the world a better place? look at what you’ve wrought.
Olivia Nuzzi's 'American Canto': Read the Exclusive Excerpt
She flamed out and she faded away. 'Vanity Fair'’s West Coast Editor returns to the written word to survey scorched earth.
www.vanityfair.com
November 17, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Like an evil Tom Holland "Umbrella" clip, whenever you see a graph emphasizing how terrible Reagan was, you must repost it. Thems the rules.
it's fascinating that you can see when exactly the Reagan revolution happened
November 16, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Sometimes I have problems teaching English and books because on a visceral, fundamental, truly-at-my-core level I just can't understand not loving reading. I've read boring books before but *reading* isn't boring. And I can't always get past that in my head to reach the students who think it is.
November 13, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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One way to stop sex trafficking rings on private islands is to make sure no one has enough money to buy a private island
November 13, 2025 at 4:14 AM
The thing about most criminals is that they are very narcissistic and therefore Very Dumb.
Amazing how many criminals get together and decide the first order of business is emailing each other about the crimes every three minutes
November 13, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Rereading "Great Gatsby" and going through the stages of grief-
denial that any human can write this well
anger that I will never write this well
bargaining with all the little gods so I can write this well
depression on how I will never write this well
acceptance of his genius and my mundanity
November 12, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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sometimes to read a book of poetry is to be reminded that another person is much funnier and better at expressing their pain than you are
November 10, 2025 at 11:59 AM
How dare you imply that I know what I'm doing on a Monday morning.
November 10, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I don't trust parents that buy kid birthday presents before the day of the event. My people are the ones whose gift receipt shows a time stamp of 1pm for a 3pm party.
November 8, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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bring back maligning racism as the mark of a stupid person. prejudice is the mark of an idiot. if you believe that shit i bet you also don’t wipe your ass
November 7, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Regular nation with a small percentage of utterly shameless, disgustingly rich individuals.
Richest nation in human history
November 7, 2025 at 11:04 PM
the only appropriate use of the phrase, "content creator"
william shakespeare was such an influential content creator
November 7, 2025 at 7:37 PM