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Nephrite Heart
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Unreliable miniature painter and writer + DEFY FATE + old millennial + divine alchemy of the self partaker + M. Bison main + like a weed, naturally, as a matter of course
helldivers posters want the game to be warhammer so damn bad. holden caulfield type posts about a pile of bodies in a video game about blowing yourself to smithereens in a parody of the iraq war
December 1, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I am so pumped for Ashes of the Imperium, give me a thousand traumatized glup shitto space marines weeping in ruins. woe, o woe, we broke everything and our dads are dead and god won't pick up the phone
November 30, 2025 at 6:45 PM
since Chris Jericho is now booking requests on Cameo, enterprising trolls with deep pockets should pay him to say the most leftist rhetoric they can
November 30, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I never thought I'd miss scrapping it out in diamond and high plat
I'm fighting the entire adderall nation in sf6 today. sis thinks she's playing starcraft with that apm
November 30, 2025 at 4:45 PM
ok I'm getting the hang of demonschool. warming up to what it's asking me to do
November 30, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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maid mimic // 8
November 30, 2025 at 1:48 AM
my broad strokes hobby goal for 2026 is to finish some of these boxed sets malingering in my closet. I got through all of 2025 without buying any new ones and I'm real proud of that
November 30, 2025 at 12:20 PM
the problem with being MR 1300 in street fighter is I'm technically master rank but I'm still losing to boltzmann brains jumping themselves into the corner and then doing something absolutely cursed to win neutral anyway
November 29, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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'EAVY CONTRAST Darkwater starts NOW!

Watch the first video featuring Inara Sion:

youtu.be/_n_3x8xKPzc

More coming very soon!

#AdWIP

#WarhammerQuest

#WarhammerCommunity
November 29, 2025 at 10:58 PM
video game news this week has been like "the creators of beloved indie game Wholesome Tactics have outsourced everything you found charming about their last game to chatgpt and pledge to match every sale of the upcoming sequel with a donation to the saudi PIF"
November 29, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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Still ongoing, my novel Star Sword Nemesis is 10% off! It's a real science fiction-ass science fiction novel about the ideology of human transcendence, a wouldbe hero with a crush on her mecha-fighting teacher, and the distance between people. loveconquersallgames.itch.io/star-sword-n...
Star Sword Nemesis by Love Conquers All Games
mecha betrayal girls love in distant space
loveconquersallgames.itch.io
November 29, 2025 at 7:27 PM
in the span of 5 years the average video game company employee has gone from "I don't know about this union stuff... games are my Passion" to speaking maoist standard english
November 29, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Northernlion is so susceptible to dark patterns, give him 6 more months and he'll be advocating for snus and payday loans
November 29, 2025 at 12:19 PM
my growing antipathy toward modern video games is gonna save me so much money
November 29, 2025 at 11:35 AM
I want to paint hhghghghh I want to destroy everything in my apartment that isn't painting
November 29, 2025 at 5:45 AM
I found Arks of Omen: Vashtorr for half off at my hometown comic shop and I'm going to read it just to see how tragically Vashtorr gets punked out by Be'lakor in his big debut book named after him
November 29, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Army Painter please release more Speedpaint Markers. I need more colors in unusual containers
November 28, 2025 at 3:42 PM
ok like grudgingly if space marine 2 moved 7 million copies then gw has an incentive to fire a riot hose of ultraslop at every customer's face. but did they have to make titus so fucking boring. tell me how titus, uriel ventris, ferren arreios & every other named guy are fundamentally distinct
November 28, 2025 at 4:24 AM
shout out to everyone else watching their cousins today and discovering that YouTube Kids would be the most evil shit on earth if Roblox didn't exist
November 27, 2025 at 11:15 PM
If I see you in one of these Ultramarines shirts it's on sight. I'm doing prequel trilogy lightsaber combos to you in the parking lot. where's my god damn vect
November 27, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I'm watching Ladewaybac IMMEDIATELY get the willies over Cabin Factory and seldom have I related so intensely to another person www.youtube.com/watch?v=YB-g...
This Game Is TERRIFYING!! | The Cabin Factory Gameplay
YouTube video by Ladewaybac
www.youtube.com
November 27, 2025 at 4:24 AM
my coffee at dunkies is making my tongue go ouch
November 26, 2025 at 9:17 PM
a youtuber cited a making-of booklet about Symphony of the Night, saying it originally planned on a morality system tied to whether Alucard used holy items or cast his vampire spells. I am so glad we didn't get that version of the game
November 26, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I finished Magica Riot: Full Bloom and I'll have more to say but it's real nice to spend time with authors who are confident enough to call a shot and then follow through without an unexpected tWiST because they're scared the readers/audience will predict what's going to happen
November 26, 2025 at 2:44 PM
still thinking about that election night Politico article that said "Mamdani won the election... but don't worry! His political power is quite limited! this feeble demsoc will never succeed in his vainglorious quest to open five grocery stores"
November 26, 2025 at 1:52 PM