Nephrite Heart
@nephriteheart.bsky.social
Unreliable miniature painter and writer + DEFY FATE + old millennial + divine alchemy of the self partaker + M. Bison main + like a weed, naturally, as a matter of course
helldivers posters want the game to be warhammer so damn bad. holden caulfield type posts about a pile of bodies in a video game about blowing yourself to smithereens in a parody of the iraq war
December 1, 2025 at 1:48 AM
helldivers posters want the game to be warhammer so damn bad. holden caulfield type posts about a pile of bodies in a video game about blowing yourself to smithereens in a parody of the iraq war
peep this inspiring bookmark quote. the word bearers should have finished the job
November 28, 2025 at 4:52 AM
peep this inspiring bookmark quote. the word bearers should have finished the job
if I wrote a book and the product people decided this was the most compelling pull quote to put on a limited edition cover you would hear about me on the news
November 28, 2025 at 4:28 AM
if I wrote a book and the product people decided this was the most compelling pull quote to put on a limited edition cover you would hear about me on the news
I am trusting the process as never before. Vandoth the Fallen is beating my ass. I just have to get all the Contrast layers on and then I can make it look better with real big girl paints. why do you have so many pouches you horse's ass
November 23, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I am trusting the process as never before. Vandoth the Fallen is beating my ass. I just have to get all the Contrast layers on and then I can make it look better with real big girl paints. why do you have so many pouches you horse's ass
I didn't take any pictures of the game but here is the core force of my little stinkers
November 22, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I didn't take any pictures of the game but here is the core force of my little stinkers
I wonder how many people took advantage of this promotion back in the day
November 20, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I wonder how many people took advantage of this promotion back in the day
(THIS IS WHAT THE POSTER ACTUALLY BELIEVES)
November 15, 2025 at 11:28 PM
(THIS IS WHAT THE POSTER ACTUALLY BELIEVES)
I'm gonna push back on this. The first few days of the pandemic, I remember how willing everyone was to simply help each other and keep each other fed. A lack of survival checks, and a COVID policy written by the chamber of commerce, frog marched us all back to work
November 15, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I'm gonna push back on this. The first few days of the pandemic, I remember how willing everyone was to simply help each other and keep each other fed. A lack of survival checks, and a COVID policy written by the chamber of commerce, frog marched us all back to work
the space marine on the back:
November 14, 2025 at 2:42 AM
the space marine on the back:
marco frisoni help me
November 13, 2025 at 5:48 PM
marco frisoni help me
six million trillion more ultraslop kits
November 8, 2025 at 2:13 AM
six million trillion more ultraslop kits
we now go live to every 40k mechanicus player on earth
November 8, 2025 at 1:31 AM
we now go live to every 40k mechanicus player on earth
I truly believe that if every politico writer beat their laptops into plowshares and started a co-op farmer's market together they would do more good in the world than being politico. the fuck am I looking at
"mamdani's win is great news! for trump!"
"mamdani's win is great news! for trump!"
November 5, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I truly believe that if every politico writer beat their laptops into plowshares and started a co-op farmer's market together they would do more good in the world than being politico. the fuck am I looking at
"mamdani's win is great news! for trump!"
"mamdani's win is great news! for trump!"
THE DARK KRASLENNIUM WILL NEVER BE STOPPED
November 5, 2025 at 2:25 AM
THE DARK KRASLENNIUM WILL NEVER BE STOPPED
the median poster lacing up to reply to alex's post about the musical hamilton
November 2, 2025 at 4:02 PM
the median poster lacing up to reply to alex's post about the musical hamilton
after chudmaxxing for a year and watching their foot traffic eat shit, target pins its hopes on, let's see here, hot santa claus
October 30, 2025 at 3:49 PM
after chudmaxxing for a year and watching their foot traffic eat shit, target pins its hopes on, let's see here, hot santa claus
this has immediately warmed me to Ghost as a platform. I never try "free trials" because I know they're gonna auto-bill me after the free period
October 28, 2025 at 9:52 AM
this has immediately warmed me to Ghost as a platform. I never try "free trials" because I know they're gonna auto-bill me after the free period
my brain sucks lately but I did some pre shading on this completely normal man with no distinguishing characteristics
October 26, 2025 at 11:17 PM
my brain sucks lately but I did some pre shading on this completely normal man with no distinguishing characteristics
I find someone who wrote something really insightful, I follow them, nonstop trauma reblogs of uspol, I unfollow
October 24, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I find someone who wrote something really insightful, I follow them, nonstop trauma reblogs of uspol, I unfollow
lost to the boss of up 3 in hades 2 again
October 24, 2025 at 2:59 AM
lost to the boss of up 3 in hades 2 again
american century of humiliation
October 23, 2025 at 11:29 AM
american century of humiliation
the profound Britishness of a screaming valkyrie telling you to form an orderly line
October 22, 2025 at 12:02 AM
the profound Britishness of a screaming valkyrie telling you to form an orderly line
this is giving "goodturabo gently hands a toy train to an apple cheeked little girl"
October 21, 2025 at 5:36 PM
this is giving "goodturabo gently hands a toy train to an apple cheeked little girl"