NerdAlert
@nerdalertgrows.bsky.social
18+ NSFW
(they/them)
37 yo submissive gainer
SW: 155 CW: 308 GW: Lap full of belly
Tell me to eat: https://cash.app/$NerdAlertGrows
🚫 Ai, racists, or tranphobes
(they/them)
37 yo submissive gainer
SW: 155 CW: 308 GW: Lap full of belly
Tell me to eat: https://cash.app/$NerdAlertGrows
🚫 Ai, racists, or tranphobes
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Gmail users!!
They've turned on AI scraping by default now...Here's how to turn it off.
Pass it on!!
www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
They've turned on AI scraping by default now...Here's how to turn it off.
Pass it on!!
www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
Gmail can read your emails and attachments to train its AI, unless you opt out
A new Gmail update may allow Google to use your private messages and attachments for AI training. Here's how to turn it off.
www.malwarebytes.com
November 21, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Gmail users!!
They've turned on AI scraping by default now...Here's how to turn it off.
Pass it on!!
www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
They've turned on AI scraping by default now...Here's how to turn it off.
Pass it on!!
www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
Throwing a brain blast into the gainer world for free:
I want a gainer social app (like that workout one body builders use) to track your calorie intake and meals. Instead of tracking workouts, we track calorie consumption and recipes used to inspire fattening habits and shared recipe libraries.
I want a gainer social app (like that workout one body builders use) to track your calorie intake and meals. Instead of tracking workouts, we track calorie consumption and recipes used to inspire fattening habits and shared recipe libraries.
a cartoon character is crying in front of a piano and a door that has the letter t on it
ALT: a cartoon character is crying in front of a piano and a door that has the letter t on it
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January 25, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Throwing a brain blast into the gainer world for free:
I want a gainer social app (like that workout one body builders use) to track your calorie intake and meals. Instead of tracking workouts, we track calorie consumption and recipes used to inspire fattening habits and shared recipe libraries.
I want a gainer social app (like that workout one body builders use) to track your calorie intake and meals. Instead of tracking workouts, we track calorie consumption and recipes used to inspire fattening habits and shared recipe libraries.
All my ads on Hulu tonight are for the armed forces, Chick Fil A, and GLP-1s.
It's not the last straw but it's definitely A straw.
It's not the last straw but it's definitely A straw.
January 25, 2026 at 3:04 AM
All my ads on Hulu tonight are for the armed forces, Chick Fil A, and GLP-1s.
It's not the last straw but it's definitely A straw.
It's not the last straw but it's definitely A straw.
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I just now found out about this...I deleted my post and posting this to spread the word to those who took the yiffpersonality quiz
philo.leaflet.pub/3mcvvpaaaqs2t
philo.leaflet.pub/3mcvvpaaaqs2t
Yiffpersonality: Uncovering a Malvertising Campaign Part 1 - Philo's Blog
philo.leaflet.pub
January 22, 2026 at 3:02 AM
I just now found out about this...I deleted my post and posting this to spread the word to those who took the yiffpersonality quiz
philo.leaflet.pub/3mcvvpaaaqs2t
philo.leaflet.pub/3mcvvpaaaqs2t
Just putting this out into the world... My birthday is next month. 🥵🐷
as a good fat man should be, being fed until he's stuffed and explodes
January 22, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Just putting this out into the world... My birthday is next month. 🥵🐷
Took a depression nap this afternoon so now I'm wide awake and horny in the middle of the night 🙈
January 18, 2026 at 5:40 AM
Took a depression nap this afternoon so now I'm wide awake and horny in the middle of the night 🙈
Who thinks they can make this belly double in size the fastest? 😈🐷
January 18, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Who thinks they can make this belly double in size the fastest? 😈🐷
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Repost if you wanna fuck 🤤
January 17, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Repost if you wanna fuck 🤤
This sequence 🥵
Nooowwwww I know I said the last one was the last part but I wanted to feed your nasty souls with BONUS doug gaining it all back bc he’s just NOT meant to be that small.
January 15, 2026 at 3:13 AM
This sequence 🥵
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Tuesday is tummying
January 14, 2026 at 6:55 AM
Tuesday is tummying
All I'm saying is ... My birthday is next month and I've got nothing planned for that day or the next day ... If someone wants to give me the best birthday present ever, just feed me and keep me stuffed to the limit for two full days.
January 8, 2026 at 3:12 AM
All I'm saying is ... My birthday is next month and I've got nothing planned for that day or the next day ... If someone wants to give me the best birthday present ever, just feed me and keep me stuffed to the limit for two full days.
Feeders: What creative ways would you try to make sure this belly stays stuffed for the rest of the night when I get too tired and lazy to keep feeding?
January 6, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Feeders: What creative ways would you try to make sure this belly stays stuffed for the rest of the night when I get too tired and lazy to keep feeding?
Too full to get up and find my nipple pumps but I'm right there with ya on the rest!
January 6, 2026 at 5:57 AM
Too full to get up and find my nipple pumps but I'm right there with ya on the rest!
When I see a cute guy talking about how much he wants to "breed a fat pig's pussy", I have to bite my tongue because I want to explain my desired gender affirming care (Phallus-Preserving Vaginoplasty) and find out if a truly fuckable fatpad sounds as amazing to him as it does to me.
January 5, 2026 at 1:22 PM
When I see a cute guy talking about how much he wants to "breed a fat pig's pussy", I have to bite my tongue because I want to explain my desired gender affirming care (Phallus-Preserving Vaginoplasty) and find out if a truly fuckable fatpad sounds as amazing to him as it does to me.
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*deep pained sigh as I put my head in my hands in defeat*
Why can’t I be like him…
Why can’t I be like him…
2480 lb Giant Pumpkin Timelapse | aka "Bear Swipe" | Winner of Topsfield Fair
YouTube video by Northeast Giant Pumpkin Classics
youtu.be
January 5, 2026 at 11:07 AM
*deep pained sigh as I put my head in my hands in defeat*
Why can’t I be like him…
Why can’t I be like him…
I lost 50lbs in 2024/25 because broke. I would really love to gain those 50lbs back in 2026.
I think I'm gonna actually try writing this gainer smut idea as ebooks/PDFs. Proceeds will go to gaining those 50lbs back.
For those who didn't know me when I was employed and 350lbs, exhibit A-D:
I think I'm gonna actually try writing this gainer smut idea as ebooks/PDFs. Proceeds will go to gaining those 50lbs back.
For those who didn't know me when I was employed and 350lbs, exhibit A-D:
January 5, 2026 at 3:13 AM
I lost 50lbs in 2024/25 because broke. I would really love to gain those 50lbs back in 2026.
I think I'm gonna actually try writing this gainer smut idea as ebooks/PDFs. Proceeds will go to gaining those 50lbs back.
For those who didn't know me when I was employed and 350lbs, exhibit A-D:
I think I'm gonna actually try writing this gainer smut idea as ebooks/PDFs. Proceeds will go to gaining those 50lbs back.
For those who didn't know me when I was employed and 350lbs, exhibit A-D:
About to finish off the last of my Taco Bell... Want me to keep eating? 🐷
I treat my cashapp notifications like a dinner bell cash.app/$NerdAlertGr...
I treat my cashapp notifications like a dinner bell cash.app/$NerdAlertGr...
January 2, 2026 at 11:12 PM
About to finish off the last of my Taco Bell... Want me to keep eating? 🐷
I treat my cashapp notifications like a dinner bell cash.app/$NerdAlertGr...
I treat my cashapp notifications like a dinner bell cash.app/$NerdAlertGr...
NYE 2026 ✨
How it started vs how it ended
How it started vs how it ended
January 1, 2026 at 6:16 AM
NYE 2026 ✨
How it started vs how it ended
How it started vs how it ended
Happy 2026! 🎉
May this be our fattest years yet!
May this be our fattest years yet!
January 1, 2026 at 6:03 AM
Happy 2026! 🎉
May this be our fattest years yet!
May this be our fattest years yet!
Two hours of eating and I'm finally feeling full. Had to go horizontal but there are two more hours to really pack this gut tight for midnight.
January 1, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Two hours of eating and I'm finally feeling full. Had to go horizontal but there are two more hours to really pack this gut tight for midnight.
For the enby folk who exude sensual parental energy:
How do we feel about "Teddy" as a non-gendered alternative to being called "Daddy"? It definitely leans toward enby bears more than other flavors of parental energy but it could be a good option for some.
How do we feel about "Teddy" as a non-gendered alternative to being called "Daddy"? It definitely leans toward enby bears more than other flavors of parental energy but it could be a good option for some.
January 1, 2026 at 1:41 AM
For the enby folk who exude sensual parental energy:
How do we feel about "Teddy" as a non-gendered alternative to being called "Daddy"? It definitely leans toward enby bears more than other flavors of parental energy but it could be a good option for some.
How do we feel about "Teddy" as a non-gendered alternative to being called "Daddy"? It definitely leans toward enby bears more than other flavors of parental energy but it could be a good option for some.
First order was canceled but second order arrived and this absolute slop trough of food was brought to me by a very cute and friendly delivery person.
Here's to successful second takes in 2026! 🥂
Let the NYE pig binge begin! 🐷
Here's to successful second takes in 2026! 🥂
Let the NYE pig binge begin! 🐷
January 1, 2026 at 1:10 AM
First order was canceled but second order arrived and this absolute slop trough of food was brought to me by a very cute and friendly delivery person.
Here's to successful second takes in 2026! 🥂
Let the NYE pig binge begin! 🐷
Here's to successful second takes in 2026! 🥂
Let the NYE pig binge begin! 🐷
Snacks have been procured. Kinda regretting not getting Taco Bell on the walk home but the sodas were already kinda heavy to lug and I was already sweaty and panting.... 😅
December 31, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Snacks have been procured. Kinda regretting not getting Taco Bell on the walk home but the sodas were already kinda heavy to lug and I was already sweaty and panting.... 😅
I should be getting food so my belly can be stuffed by midnight... But I'm at my desk writing an outline for a series of gainer smut stories that I couldn't get out of my head.
Send food & fat writing vibes 🐷
Send food & fat writing vibes 🐷
December 31, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I should be getting food so my belly can be stuffed by midnight... But I'm at my desk writing an outline for a series of gainer smut stories that I couldn't get out of my head.
Send food & fat writing vibes 🐷
Send food & fat writing vibes 🐷