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(they/them)
37yo gainer in NJ
SW: 155 CW: 308 GW: Lap full of belly
AI slop gets you blocked
(they/them)
37yo gainer in NJ
SW: 155 CW: 308 GW: Lap full of belly
AI slop gets you blocked
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Obligatory: Stuffed like a turkey (with chicken) (and stuffing) (and mashed potatoes and sweet potatoes and brussel sprouts and pecan pie and deviled eggs and spinach dip and...)
November 28, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Obligatory: Stuffed like a turkey (with chicken) (and stuffing) (and mashed potatoes and sweet potatoes and brussel sprouts and pecan pie and deviled eggs and spinach dip and...)
You should keep me stuffed to the brim until Monday 🐷
November 28, 2025 at 1:00 AM
You should keep me stuffed to the brim until Monday 🐷
My housemates have left to visit family for the rest of the week. I have the house to myself and zero plans.
Either pig brain will take over or depression brain will... Cross fingers for pig brain, y'all.
Either pig brain will take over or depression brain will... Cross fingers for pig brain, y'all.
November 26, 2025 at 5:17 PM
My housemates have left to visit family for the rest of the week. I have the house to myself and zero plans.
Either pig brain will take over or depression brain will... Cross fingers for pig brain, y'all.
Either pig brain will take over or depression brain will... Cross fingers for pig brain, y'all.
I've been using Telegram more for gainer chatting and pic/vid sharing...
Would it be hot or weird to have an invite-only Telegram channel specifically made up of feeders I have vetted that want to encourage and fatten me? Like a virtual reverse harem. 😂
I think I would call it my pig den...
Would it be hot or weird to have an invite-only Telegram channel specifically made up of feeders I have vetted that want to encourage and fatten me? Like a virtual reverse harem. 😂
I think I would call it my pig den...
November 26, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I've been using Telegram more for gainer chatting and pic/vid sharing...
Would it be hot or weird to have an invite-only Telegram channel specifically made up of feeders I have vetted that want to encourage and fatten me? Like a virtual reverse harem. 😂
I think I would call it my pig den...
Would it be hot or weird to have an invite-only Telegram channel specifically made up of feeders I have vetted that want to encourage and fatten me? Like a virtual reverse harem. 😂
I think I would call it my pig den...
When the existential dread hits, I hit back harder with stoner piggy mode.
Eggnog quart 7 for the season.
#TummyTuesday
Eggnog quart 7 for the season.
#TummyTuesday
November 26, 2025 at 3:09 AM
When the existential dread hits, I hit back harder with stoner piggy mode.
Eggnog quart 7 for the season.
#TummyTuesday
Eggnog quart 7 for the season.
#TummyTuesday
Looks like I'm not on Instagram anymore... Is there a best way to let folks over there know I'm not there anymore?
I don't want people that I talked with regularly to think I blocked them or deleted my account without saying something.
I don't want people that I talked with regularly to think I blocked them or deleted my account without saying something.
November 22, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Looks like I'm not on Instagram anymore... Is there a best way to let folks over there know I'm not there anymore?
I don't want people that I talked with regularly to think I blocked them or deleted my account without saying something.
I don't want people that I talked with regularly to think I blocked them or deleted my account without saying something.
Whelp, Meta suspended my Instagram account.
Submitted an appeal so we'll see. But no, I didn't block you. (Unless you posted AI slop then I might have done that too...)
Submitted an appeal so we'll see. But no, I didn't block you. (Unless you posted AI slop then I might have done that too...)
November 22, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Whelp, Meta suspended my Instagram account.
Submitted an appeal so we'll see. But no, I didn't block you. (Unless you posted AI slop then I might have done that too...)
Submitted an appeal so we'll see. But no, I didn't block you. (Unless you posted AI slop then I might have done that too...)
Eggnog quart 6 for the season
November 20, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Eggnog quart 6 for the season
Eggnog quart 5 of the season
November 17, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Eggnog quart 5 of the season
Eggnog quart 4 of the season
November 17, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Eggnog quart 4 of the season
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Can’t stop… must keep eating
November 16, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Can’t stop… must keep eating
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Suspenders are just jockstraps for the belly.
November 16, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Suspenders are just jockstraps for the belly.
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✨ISSUE 5 HAS RELEASED!✨
Read our latest issue HEALTH at www.orbitalzine.com/orbital/issu...
View our experiences and relationships with health and fatness through art, essays, comics, and more!
Read our latest issue HEALTH at www.orbitalzine.com/orbital/issu...
View our experiences and relationships with health and fatness through art, essays, comics, and more!
November 14, 2025 at 10:26 PM
✨ISSUE 5 HAS RELEASED!✨
Read our latest issue HEALTH at www.orbitalzine.com/orbital/issu...
View our experiences and relationships with health and fatness through art, essays, comics, and more!
Read our latest issue HEALTH at www.orbitalzine.com/orbital/issu...
View our experiences and relationships with health and fatness through art, essays, comics, and more!
Eggnog quart 3 for the season
November 13, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Eggnog quart 3 for the season
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Eggnog quart 2 for the season
November 13, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Eggnog quart 2 for the season
Well, I guess I made it to 2pm today before devolving into mindless pig behavior...
a close up of a cartoon pig with a yellow liquid coming out of its nose .
ALT: a close up of a cartoon pig with a yellow liquid coming out of its nose .
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November 12, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Well, I guess I made it to 2pm today before devolving into mindless pig behavior...
The first eggnog of the season has been consumed!
1 quart down 🐷
Leave your guesses on how much eggnog you think I'll consume this season and I'll do my best to keep track.
1 quart down 🐷
Leave your guesses on how much eggnog you think I'll consume this season and I'll do my best to keep track.
November 11, 2025 at 11:24 PM
The first eggnog of the season has been consumed!
1 quart down 🐷
Leave your guesses on how much eggnog you think I'll consume this season and I'll do my best to keep track.
1 quart down 🐷
Leave your guesses on how much eggnog you think I'll consume this season and I'll do my best to keep track.
Oops... The piggy haze only lifted long enough to get a few hours of work done before descending like a horny weighted blanket once again.
I'm back on the couch, waiting for a grocery delivery, ready to fucking devour half of it upon arrival.
I'm back on the couch, waiting for a grocery delivery, ready to fucking devour half of it upon arrival.
November 11, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Oops... The piggy haze only lifted long enough to get a few hours of work done before descending like a horny weighted blanket once again.
I'm back on the couch, waiting for a grocery delivery, ready to fucking devour half of it upon arrival.
I'm back on the couch, waiting for a grocery delivery, ready to fucking devour half of it upon arrival.
Before the midnight binge when I went completely piggy feral:
November 11, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Before the midnight binge when I went completely piggy feral:
Throwing this out into the universe: I would love to build a spicy connection with a feeder who I trust enough to just give them my address. I'd share a calendar with them of when I'll be home or out... and just never know when food will show up at my door that I'm expected to eat immediately.
November 11, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Throwing this out into the universe: I would love to build a spicy connection with a feeder who I trust enough to just give them my address. I'd share a calendar with them of when I'll be home or out... and just never know when food will show up at my door that I'm expected to eat immediately.
I think my new favorite way to fight a long stretch of depression is escaping into horny piggy gainer brain. The wild thing is, after about a week of this... I think it's actually helping. 🐷
November 11, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I think my new favorite way to fight a long stretch of depression is escaping into horny piggy gainer brain. The wild thing is, after about a week of this... I think it's actually helping. 🐷
I'm watching the new episode of Gastronauts... And I would like Patrick to cook for me and then give me belly rubs plz 🥹 I promise to do the dishes!
November 9, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I'm watching the new episode of Gastronauts... And I would like Patrick to cook for me and then give me belly rubs plz 🥹 I promise to do the dishes!
It feels so good to feel fat and horny on nights like this.
I've been in survival mode for so long and with this big move I got dangerously close to intense SI territory again. I'm okay but it hasn't been pretty.
I've been in survival mode for so long and with this big move I got dangerously close to intense SI territory again. I'm okay but it hasn't been pretty.
November 6, 2025 at 7:16 AM
It feels so good to feel fat and horny on nights like this.
I've been in survival mode for so long and with this big move I got dangerously close to intense SI territory again. I'm okay but it hasn't been pretty.
I've been in survival mode for so long and with this big move I got dangerously close to intense SI territory again. I'm okay but it hasn't been pretty.