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🏳️‍⚧️🎮 The Real Alpha Nerd 🎮🏳️‍⚧️

@nerdcatte.bsky.social

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NERRRRD, WoL, sassy li'l shit. Regular breaker of the fourth wall. Married to G'raha Tia. Open to AUs/multiships. Flagrant player self-insert. SPOILERS. What is chronological order? I suck at tags. {Brackets indicate the player is talking}

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🏳️‍⚧️🎮 The Real Alpha Nerd 🎮🏳️‍⚧️ @nerdcatte.bsky.social · Dec 17

I have come to the following general conclusions about the male members of my species:
Nuhns are assholes.
Tias are either gay or banging a Keeper.
Keeper men are depressed, bisexual, or both.
I will not be taking questions.

🏳️‍⚧️🎮 The Real Alpha Nerd 🎮🏳️‍⚧️ @nerdcatte.bsky.social · 9h

Too "woke".

Kypepe @kypepe.etheirys.social · 23h

#wolqotd hypothetical.

Your OC becomes a canon character. What is their "problematic trait" that creates fandom discourse? This can be a genuinely problematic character trait or it can be something completely innocuous.

🏳️‍⚧️🎮 The Real Alpha Nerd 🎮🏳️‍⚧️ @nerdcatte.bsky.social · 9h

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🏳️‍⚧️🎮 The Real Alpha Nerd 🎮🏳️‍⚧️ @nerdcatte.bsky.social · 14h

G'raha is definitely the former and I am definitely the latter, because he tried to do that for me, and I threatened to do that for him.
archiveofourown.org/works/63394975

🏳️‍⚧️🎮 The Real Alpha Nerd 🎮🏳️‍⚧️ @nerdcatte.bsky.social · 14h

I don't, because if I start doing that, then Scions are going to know when I've finished something and come bother me to kill another god or something.

Rika @rikaxiv.bsky.social · 2d

#wolquestion #wolqotd
How does your wol(oc) like to celebrate a job well done?

🏳️‍⚧️🎮 The Real Alpha Nerd 🎮🏳️‍⚧️ @nerdcatte.bsky.social · 14h

{shit, i would let anyone slap me however the fuck they want as long as i live for a million bucks}

🏳️‍⚧️🎮 The Real Alpha Nerd 🎮🏳️‍⚧️ @nerdcatte.bsky.social · 14h

{This reminds me of WoL/Zenos ships}

🏳️‍⚧️🎮 The Real Alpha Nerd 🎮🏳️‍⚧️ @nerdcatte.bsky.social · 21h

{*pop*}
I wanna shout out to all of the indigenous people that follow me and that I follow. The world is better with you in it; it always has been, and it always will be. Never let anyone forget that.

🏳️‍⚧️🎮 The Real Alpha Nerd 🎮🏳️‍⚧️ @nerdcatte.bsky.social · 22h

You might not like it, but this is peak female form.
An aggressive malt chocolate ball.

Lissette! 🐀 @lissettetxt.bsky.social · 22h

They said I could become anything so I became a malteser

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🍭 @mmhberry.bsky.social · 2d

alphinaud during garlemald msq

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🏳️‍⚧️🎮 The Real Alpha Nerd 🎮🏳️‍⚧️ @nerdcatte.bsky.social · 2d

{Behold the Nanocatte.}

🏳️‍⚧️🎮 The Real Alpha Nerd 🎮🏳️‍⚧️ @nerdcatte.bsky.social · 2d

{This is giving Duke Nukem and I am so here for it.}

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🏳️‍⚧️🎮 The Real Alpha Nerd 🎮🏳️‍⚧️ @nerdcatte.bsky.social · 2d

I do, but I can be denser than a lead brick sometimes.
Just ask Tataru.

Ishgard's Least Wanted @eevswah.bsky.social · 3d

#wolqotd Today my tarot deck drew the Knight of Cups, a card of emotional vulnerability and openness.

Does your character wear their heart on their sleeve? If not, what tells do they have that someone close to them can pick up on when they're feeling deeply?

🏳️‍⚧️🎮 The Real Alpha Nerd 🎮🏳️‍⚧️ @nerdcatte.bsky.social · 2d

{Definitely the fanfics I dreamed up between end-ARR and ShB where my WoL woke G'raha up.}

🏳️‍⚧️🎮 The Real Alpha Nerd 🎮🏳️‍⚧️ @nerdcatte.bsky.social · 2d

{I feel this on the subatomic level}

🏳️‍⚧️🎮 The Real Alpha Nerd 🎮🏳️‍⚧️ @nerdcatte.bsky.social · 2d

{what in the neopets body horror...}

🏳️‍⚧️🎮 The Real Alpha Nerd 🎮🏳️‍⚧️ @nerdcatte.bsky.social · 2d

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🏳️‍⚧️🎮 The Real Alpha Nerd 🎮🏳️‍⚧️ @nerdcatte.bsky.social · 2d

{IF CORVOS ISN'T ROME/ITALY I'M GOING TO FLIP A TABLE}

🏳️‍⚧️🎮 The Real Alpha Nerd 🎮🏳️‍⚧️ @nerdcatte.bsky.social · 2d

Hot take: I miss stance dancing. Especially as a healer.

🏳️‍⚧️🎮 The Real Alpha Nerd 🎮🏳️‍⚧️ @nerdcatte.bsky.social · 2d

Everyone all of a sudden acting like the Makai Moon Guide's Gown doesn't exist smdh my damn head.
BACK WHEN I WAS YOUR LEVEL WE HAD TO LEVEL MONK FOR BDSM GEAR! *sarcastic boomer fist shake*

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🏳️‍⚧️🎮 The Real Alpha Nerd 🎮🏳️‍⚧️ @nerdcatte.bsky.social · 2d

canon

Tavi!! 💫 @tavi-time.bsky.social · 3d

I may not have that one but I have this iconic one that kills me everytime

A meme of “what if zero had whatsapp” that has various messages one from y’shtola saying “I bought you more apples” another from estinien saying “varshahn and I are playing fifa if you wana join” another from Zenos saying “warrior of light has 121 BILLION dollars the population of earth” another from Golbez that says “fucking KILL YOURSELF” one from alisaie saying “I know what you are” and finally one from Jullus saying “do you like men please say yes.”

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🏳️‍⚧️🎮 The Real Alpha Nerd 🎮🏳️‍⚧️ @nerdcatte.bsky.social · 2d

FOUR ON THE PADS
OR WE ALL GET THE SADS

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Fluffnflight @fluffnflight.bsky.social · 12d

Does anybody else wonder what the twins will look like when they eventually shoot up like giraffes? Here's my rendition!\

(No, it's not an excuse to draw Alisaie with a pixie cut. Not at all.)

#alisaie #alphinaud #leveilleurtwins #leveilleur #ffxiv #ffxivfanart

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🏳️‍⚧️🎮 The Real Alpha Nerd 🎮🏳️‍⚧️ @nerdcatte.bsky.social · 2d

What do Labyrinth of the Ancients and Shiva have in common?
Bone Dragon.

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🏳️‍⚧️🎮 The Real Alpha Nerd 🎮🏳️‍⚧️ @nerdcatte.bsky.social · 3d

errybody get mad about ct
errybody forget that's the only one that's required for msq

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🏳️‍⚧️🎮 The Real Alpha Nerd 🎮🏳️‍⚧️ @nerdcatte.bsky.social · 4d

Always ready to travel with a light party.
Wherever the fuck we end up going.