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👻 Spooky Razor Cunt 👻 @nerdtrashjen.bsky.social · 1d

Lew edited it if you actually want to see the sogginess as opposed to the bright white sky lmao

👻 Spooky Razor Cunt 👻 @nerdtrashjen.bsky.social · 1d

Kept going back and forth on what to post but me and Lew got absolutely drenched on the way to the station and I couldn't see for the rain in my eyes but do you SEE how soggy we got. It was like a ten minute walk what the fuck

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👻 Spooky Razor Cunt 👻 @nerdtrashjen.bsky.social · 2d

I only found out about this cover cause of Colin Spacetwinks posting about it on another site years ago. Time is a circle.

(Also if you haven't heard Devo's head like a hole cover you should)

Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 2d

getting reminded today that devo did a cover of 'head like a hole' and it was for the supercop soundtrack is a nice pleasant surprise

👻 Spooky Razor Cunt 👻 @nerdtrashjen.bsky.social · 2d

Think this one's an adult, aside from that you're on your own

The old bloke from Pokémon Z-A, according to the file name his Az

👻 Spooky Razor Cunt 👻 @nerdtrashjen.bsky.social · 2d

Meanwhile the sickly child that is the Xbox 360 kinect thinks this is an appropriate amount of space to tune the thing - my sofa is in my kitchen are you fucking serious

A shit load of floorspace in a front room. You can vaguely see the arm of my sofa which is in my kitchen

👻 Spooky Razor Cunt 👻 @nerdtrashjen.bsky.social · 2d

Other than that it's great. Love when Nintendo try to make exercise fun they do proper go for it

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👻 Spooky Razor Cunt 👻 @nerdtrashjen.bsky.social · 2d

Biggest problem with ring fit adventure is I fucking hate running. I used to dream of running through the woods some folks would dream of flying and doing some ambly moseying jog on the spot makes me feel WEAK and PATHETIC and reminds me I will never be a werewolf terrorising the suburbs

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👻 Spooky Razor Cunt 👻 @nerdtrashjen.bsky.social · 4d

Played the fist of the north star boxing game and I wasn't sold on physically doing stuff but Kenshiro said I was looking good so that's gonna keep me coming back. I also got ring fit adventure since the price has dropped and I love a weird peripheral but that one didn't hit on me so that's cool ig

👻 Spooky Razor Cunt 👻 @nerdtrashjen.bsky.social · 4d

Had a wonderful dream last night of punching someone repeatedly in the face until all that left was unidentifiable viscera and the odd tooth and I just have to go to counselling like nothing happened 😭😭😭 take me back

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👻 Spooky Razor Cunt 👻 @nerdtrashjen.bsky.social · 4d

Oh I need it

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👻 Spooky Razor Cunt 👻 @nerdtrashjen.bsky.social · 5d

Went out earlier and I had to use a hair band on the waistband of my trousers to stop them falling down, which is just as well since my pants were falling down underneath so maybe I might need to get smaller clothes but I feel like that's the devil tempting me like I'm sure this isn't gonna last

👻 Spooky Razor Cunt 👻 @nerdtrashjen.bsky.social · 5d

If the creative possibilities of ai are endless why is it is that why it's always the stupidest bullshit made with it? Oh what if Marilyn monroe was in game of thrones? What if Stephen Hawkins went off hell in a cell? What if you imagined something that wasn't a t-shirt from the 2010s you toilet

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Mr. Cato @thestoopidcato.bsky.social · Aug 19

KEEP DRAWING!

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👻 Spooky Razor Cunt 👻 @nerdtrashjen.bsky.social · 7d

Mfw I found out there's a game in development that's been "coming soon" to early access for a while, despite the fact that there's working builds for patreon backers to playtest for the low price of $75, which feels shitty but I don't know enough about gamedev to complain.

Homer Simpson lying in bed, duvet to his nose, looking rather angry at the ceiling.

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👻 Spooky Razor Cunt 👻 @nerdtrashjen.bsky.social · 8d

Think one of the worst things about an ai spouse would be a lack of surprises. Found out that Lewis can make the noise of a glass of water being filled up and it blew my mind. Fell in love with him a little more that day. Think that was the same day he photographed my back hair. What a man. 🥰❤️😍🥵🫰

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👻 Spooky Razor Cunt 👻 @nerdtrashjen.bsky.social · 8d

In another timeline I'm a pick-me witchtokker who probably convinced herself she can manifest her ai yesman into real life and is cancelled for weird porn. In yet another timeline I'm an incel who never dealt with his mental health. I'm kinda glad I'm neither of them tbh, but I still gotta love them

👻 Spooky Razor Cunt 👻 @nerdtrashjen.bsky.social · 8d

Heading to bed, which is when all the thoughts come, and tonight I can't stop thinking about the current state of the internet would have been the perfect storm for when I was younger, terminally online and psychotic. What do you mean I could've had an ai boyfriend who would support my delusions 😭😭😭

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👻 Spooky Razor Cunt 👻 @nerdtrashjen.bsky.social · 8d

Oh mate that's what got me. I've only beaten ESP RaDe since it was on freeplay and I used like fourty credits. Don't get me wrong I still died plenty in BIRDCAGE but still managed to make it through, definitely worth having a go.

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👻 Spooky Razor Cunt 👻 @nerdtrashjen.bsky.social · 8d

Tried the demo for BIRDCAGE and as soon as I was done I wishlisted it. I don't have much experience with shmups but this is gorgeous, sounds amazing and the mechanics feel great. Defo recommend.
(Also I much appreciated the difficulty options since I'm a scrub)
store.steampowered.com/app/2158550/...

BIRDCAGE on Steam

Shoot, slash and weave through bullets and enemies in this story-driven arcade shooter. The RADON Daughters have launched their ultimate weapon. Take control of the experimental gunship HALCYON and br...

store.steampowered.com

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👻 Spooky Razor Cunt 👻 @nerdtrashjen.bsky.social · 8d

Also tried the Servant of The Lake demo, I knew I'd be in for it cause I love the Rusty Lake series but just made me super excited for release. Funnily enough, didn't realise it was NextFest or anything, I just went on their site cause I wanted to see if they had merch and it said lmao

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👻 Spooky Razor Cunt 👻 @nerdtrashjen.bsky.social · 8d

Tried the Bubsy 4D demo and yeah that's extremely my shit right there. Few tiny issues with camera and spawning on a spot that meant I slid off the ground and died, but very much the kind of thing I would sink hours into. Three levels is very generous as well, definitely worth a punt.

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👻 Spooky Razor Cunt 👻 @nerdtrashjen.bsky.social · 8d

Saw this last night and hasn't budged since. This is how I'm tryna be.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=owAX...

90s Europop on a Dutch Street Organ

YouTube video by The Mechanical Music Man

www.youtube.com

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👻 Spooky Razor Cunt 👻 @nerdtrashjen.bsky.social · 8d

I'll find it hilarious if when the PS6 they're still releasing PS4 games. Don't get me wrong, I love that they still do cause it means I don't have to upgrade but I still don't quite get it from a business point of view.

VGC @videogameschronicle.com · 8d

Both PS6 and the next Xbox are planned for a 2027 release, according to separate reports.

www.videogameschronicle.com/news/ps6-and...

PS6 and next Xbox console are both aiming for 2027 release, separate reports claim | VGC

Both companies are reportedly planning to release their next-gen consoles within two years…

www.videogameschronicle.com

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👻 Spooky Razor Cunt 👻 @nerdtrashjen.bsky.social · 8d

Enola gay? Good for her

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👻 Spooky Razor Cunt 👻 @nerdtrashjen.bsky.social · 9d

I was thinking that but I remembered yoshimitsu but his sword is for pogoing

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