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Nerdy Fat Guy

@nerdyfatguy.bsky.social

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Born in 1971, don't ask me to do the math. Cheesehead in absentia. I'm the reason I can't have nice things. Yes, that is the Wienermobile. Will discuss food/drink, books and authors, and economics. Or if you found a really cool rock. he/him

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Nerdy Fat Guy @nerdyfatguy.bsky.social · 3d

My right to microwave tuna and cabbage at the office is protected by the First Amendment.

I mean... I'm not going to do that, but I could. Legally.

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Nerdy Fat Guy @nerdyfatguy.bsky.social · 3h

It improved my day drastically.

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Nerdy Fat Guy @nerdyfatguy.bsky.social · 4h

Take half a minute to watch this. Best thing ever.

Fun Ghoul 👻💜✨ @fungirl.bsky.social · 9h

✨✨✨

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Nerdy Fat Guy @nerdyfatguy.bsky.social · 4h

Wow.

Nerdy Fat Guy @nerdyfatguy.bsky.social · 4h

Today I am mostly puttering. A little dawdling.

I'm being productive, but barely. Seems fair for what could be the last nice Saturday for a while.

Nerdy Fat Guy @nerdyfatguy.bsky.social · 4h

And I was actually in a good mood a few minutes ago.

Nerdy Fat Guy @nerdyfatguy.bsky.social · 22h

So this is a thing...

Assorted 8-packs of canned alcoholic beverages called "Mom Water".

Nerdy Fat Guy @nerdyfatguy.bsky.social · 1d

Consider it done! Because it is.

Nerdy Fat Guy @nerdyfatguy.bsky.social · 1d

It won't make sense if you don't first watch Oneskin through Threeskin first.

Nerdy Fat Guy @nerdyfatguy.bsky.social · 1d

Having, or inflicting?

Nerdy Fat Guy @nerdyfatguy.bsky.social · 1d

Also: I know that weed is technically legal, but I hope for unspecified horrors to befall whoever was smoking right at the building entrance two days in a row.

Nerdy Fat Guy @nerdyfatguy.bsky.social · 1d

Definitely getting uncomfortably sick just in time for the weekend.

I could feel this before I left the house, but I was close enough to the office by the time I finally decided that I should have stayed home that I came in anyway.

I suck.

Nerdy Fat Guy @nerdyfatguy.bsky.social · 1d

Better than humming that Sarah Maclachlan song. Could be seen as insincere.

Nerdy Fat Guy @nerdyfatguy.bsky.social · 1d

You break in and acquire said cat.

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Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 5d

whenever I make a joke on this website with a reference to 70-80s culture I feel like the stand ups that used to reference old vaudeville routines

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Nerdy Fat Guy @nerdyfatguy.bsky.social · 2d

I just noticed that my wife has a pin in her office that says 'Team Mysterious Leg Bruise'. It's about time she was recognized for her sacrifice.

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grilled cheese 🧀 @grilldcheese.bsky.social · 3d

i quit pumpkin spice i'm on the patch

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Nerdy Fat Guy @nerdyfatguy.bsky.social · 2d

Nice. How pronounced is the molasses flavor? I'm imagining a grilled provolone and caramelized onion, but I'd hate to overpower the molasses note.

And yes, I'm imagining sandwiches at 11:30 on a weeknight.

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Nerdy Fat Guy @nerdyfatguy.bsky.social · 2d

Also, even though I know you need to wait, *I* would have already consumed half the loaf with honey and two sticks of butter because I no longer have or want impulse control.

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Nerdy Fat Guy @nerdyfatguy.bsky.social · 2d

*excited clapping ensues

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👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 3d

two in the terms & one in the services

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Nerdy Fat Guy @nerdyfatguy.bsky.social · 2d

That's beautiful! Can we see inside?

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Nerdy Fat Guy @nerdyfatguy.bsky.social · 2d

Why don't any of us have pie?

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jordan pumpkin spice [ham] @nursemurderer.bsky.social · 4d

why don’t I have pie is the real
question

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Nerdy Fat Guy @nerdyfatguy.bsky.social · 2d

I suppose I am at least grateful it wasn't a Peter Fuckin Cetera song.

Nerdy Fat Guy @nerdyfatguy.bsky.social · 3d

Did you ever get a Steve Fuckin Winwood song stuck in your head for no logical reason, so now you have to listen to this earworm in your mind as you try to figure out what triggered the earworm?

Just me?

Fuck.

Nerdy Fat Guy @nerdyfatguy.bsky.social · 3d

My right to microwave tuna and cabbage at the office is protected by the First Amendment.

I mean... I'm not going to do that, but I could. Legally.

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