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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 15h

The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.

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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 15h

from Thursday’s post, on the batshit White House ‘anti-antifa’ roundtable that featured Donny Convict, ICE Barbie, and a fetid fucktangle of MAGA halfwits and hangers-on.
you can read the whole thing in all its glory here: bit.ly/4mSP3Ol

Chris Wray — who had been appointed FBI director by Donny — had it exactly right. antifa isn’t an organization. it’s a belief — that fascism is bad.

pro tip: if you’re against the idea of antifascism, you’re on the wrong fucking side.

this is something that Pizzagate Jack and his buddies don’t seem to realize.
fast forward to today. Chris Wray is gone, replaced by Krazee-Eyes Kash. Donny no longer has adults in the room.

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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 21h

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
August 27,1946

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER
P1- NANCY AND SLUGGO ARE WALKING DOWNTOWN THAT'S THE BOY WHO FLIRTED WITH ME YESTERDAY
NANCY: THAT'S THE BOY WHO FLIRTED WITH ME YESTERDAY

P2-SLUGGO CONFRONTS THE BOY-
SLUGGO:DO YOU WANNA FIGHT?
BOY:ER …AWRIGHT

P3- SLUGGO: WELL--- TAKE OFF THOSE
GLASSES
BOY:OKAY, SUCKER
SLUGGO TOOK THE BOYS GLASSES OFF OH HIM

P4-SLUGGO: ER-YOU WOULDN'T
HIT A GUY
WEARIN GLASSES, WOULD YA ?

SLUGGO HAS PUT ON THE BOYS GLASSES
SLUGGO: ER-YOU WOULDN'T
HIT A GUY WEARIN GLASSES, WOULD YA ?

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Mr. Walters @nerfect.bsky.social · 15h

Hello friends! I just wanted to to all know about my new art exhibition, “Neighbors From Dreamland” which will be on view at Mestiza in Pilsen from Tuesday, October 13 to Sunday October 26, with an Opening Reception Friday, October 17 from 6 to 8pm.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 1d

Area Man Has Far Greater Knowledge Of Marvel Universe Than Own Family Tree https://theonion.com/area-man-has-far-greater-knowledge-of-marvel-universe-t-1819571080/

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Mr. Walters @nerfect.bsky.social · 2d

Dude! Your parents are on the internet.

Yeah, but not on this webpage.

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Mr. Walters @nerfect.bsky.social · 2d

I really wanted to end on the made-up word “jizzaster”, mostly because the edible kicked in.

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Mr. Walters @nerfect.bsky.social · 2d

If I’ve learned anything from clickbait YouTube thumbnails it’s that you shouldn’t make any expression with your face when a camera is around. This goes especially for people in the entertainment industry. There’s going to be that face next to a word like “flop” or “disaster.”

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Mr. Walters @nerfect.bsky.social · 2d

No, but you should over pronounce the M.

Mr. Walters @nerfect.bsky.social · 2d

Thank ya!

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Mr. Walters @nerfect.bsky.social · 2d

I made a werewolf marionette for the “W is for Wolfman” group show over on Instagram.

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actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 2d

07 Oct 2025

Spike the bulldog rounds a corner wearing a pink helmet that says NO. Unbeknownst to him, Heathcliff is on the other side of the corner, wearing a pink helmet that says YES. Two birds watch the impending confrontation from a nearby tree, and one of them says "Hold on to your butt."

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Mr. Walters @nerfect.bsky.social · 2d

Neither, I pronounce it pecan, but I’m from outer space.

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Mr. Walters @nerfect.bsky.social · 3d

Ugh… Get new material, Bibbs.

Mr. Walters @nerfect.bsky.social · 3d

My favorite thing about this costume is that I could see it working if they just scaled up those belts of pouches, but they just saved money by using the ones from the kid size version.

Mr. Walters @nerfect.bsky.social · 3d

I found this “plus size adult Jawa costume” online, and now I totally want to see the misadventures of the tallest Jawa. Does anyone know who I should talk to about this?

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Gillian Brockell @gbrockell.bsky.social · 3d

Claim: 10 cars rammed ICE
Truth: No cars rammed ICE

Claim: She boxed ICE in
Truth: ICE boxed her in

Claim: She shot a rifle at ICE
Truth: She did not have a rifle

Claim: ICE returned fire
Truth: Only ICE fired

Claim: She drove herself to the hospital
Truth: Paramedics found her

Chicago Sun-Times @chicago.suntimes.com · 3d

Body-camera video appears to contradict the government’s claim that Marimar Martinez, 30, drove toward officers before one of them opened fire at her late Saturday morning in Brighton Park, her attorney claimed.
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Attorney for woman shot by Border Patrol claims officer said 'Do something b-----' before shooting

Body-camera video appears to contradict the government's claim that Marimar Martinez, 30, drove toward officers before one of them opened fire at her late Saturday morning in Brighton Park, her attorney claimed. A judge ordered Martinez and a co-defendant released pending trial.

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Phineasferatu @phineas.bsky.social · 3d

We are under siege by an army of Paul Blarts that all think they are Judge Dredds

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Mr. Walters @nerfect.bsky.social · 3d

“Many people are saying God is a great guy with a long beard sitting in a great throne with all the lights. Clouds. So many clouds. Great guy. Turns out. He’s tough. Odd, didn’t expect the horns. Heaven is hot, so hot. God’s must be a farmer. Didn’t know that. Loves showing pitchfork to you.”

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Mr. Walters @nerfect.bsky.social · 3d

She died how she lived, supporting her local library.

derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 4d

😭

IG newberlinlibrary

Mr. Walters @nerfect.bsky.social · 4d

Every… damn… day.

No Context Earl Grey @frames.earlgreymemes.club · 4d

ENT; "Cold Front"; Travis Mayweather sitting in the captain's chair of the Enterprise NX-01, with caption: Think anyone would mind if I fired a torpedo?

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Francesca Fiorentini @franifio.bsky.social · 5d

Not a single Greta hater could do what she has done, face what she's faced, bear abuse and humiliation at the hands of the most psychotic and genocidal army. They haven't an ounce of her bravery and that's what drives them crazy. Free Greta, free Palestine🇵🇸

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Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 5d

Nothing says America First like bailing out Argentina while making healthcare unaffordable for 20+ million Americans.

Or signing an Article 5 protection treaty with Qatar coz they bribed you with a plane, while screwing over longstanding NATO allies.

Folks, I think America First might be a scam.

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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 5d

Free Greta Thunberg and the rest of the illegally detained flotilla activists.

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Mr. Walters @nerfect.bsky.social · 5d

“I should probably get up and go glue shells onto those mermaids’ boobs, before we need to head out for the lantern parade,” is a thought i just had.