Mr. Walters
@nerfect.bsky.social
Artist, toymaker, pug enthusiast, and professional mammal.
My Etsy shop:
http://nerfectartnovelties.etsy.com
My Etsy shop:
http://nerfectartnovelties.etsy.com
Addendum: Casting directors, if you need someone to play a landlord letting detectives into a suspect’s apartment and to say something like, “Um, he was quiet, kept to himself, paid his rent on time. I’d say he was a good tenant, obviously a pervert, but a good tenant,” I’m available.
I’m not an actor, but I think I’d be great as a grumpy landlord letting detectives into someone’s apartment.
January 16, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Addendum: Casting directors, if you need someone to play a landlord letting detectives into a suspect’s apartment and to say something like, “Um, he was quiet, kept to himself, paid his rent on time. I’d say he was a good tenant, obviously a pervert, but a good tenant,” I’m available.
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In 2002 or 03 a Chicago public access cable channel aired this for at least a full half hour. No audio. I took a photo with a digital camera & that’s all the documentation I have. Anyone have any dirt?
January 16, 2026 at 2:29 AM
In 2002 or 03 a Chicago public access cable channel aired this for at least a full half hour. No audio. I took a photo with a digital camera & that’s all the documentation I have. Anyone have any dirt?
I’m not an actor, but I think I’d be great as a grumpy landlord letting detectives into someone’s apartment.
January 16, 2026 at 2:17 PM
I’m not an actor, but I think I’d be great as a grumpy landlord letting detectives into someone’s apartment.
Stupid reoccurring dreams where I’m back in school, but I have no idea what class I’m supposed to be in at any specific time. Can’t my dumb subconscious figure out a better metaphor for not having my act together?
Oh shit, I just remembered, I’m late for chemistry!
Oh shit, I just remembered, I’m late for chemistry!
January 16, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Stupid reoccurring dreams where I’m back in school, but I have no idea what class I’m supposed to be in at any specific time. Can’t my dumb subconscious figure out a better metaphor for not having my act together?
Oh shit, I just remembered, I’m late for chemistry!
Oh shit, I just remembered, I’m late for chemistry!
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I’m seeing posts from people (outside of MN) about how US citizens should carry their passports.
And let me say that *inside* MN, we are calmly responding to requests with: “No, I don’t have to show you any documentation.”
Because that’s how you protect everyone, regardless of immigration status.
And let me say that *inside* MN, we are calmly responding to requests with: “No, I don’t have to show you any documentation.”
Because that’s how you protect everyone, regardless of immigration status.
January 16, 2026 at 12:17 AM
I’m seeing posts from people (outside of MN) about how US citizens should carry their passports.
And let me say that *inside* MN, we are calmly responding to requests with: “No, I don’t have to show you any documentation.”
Because that’s how you protect everyone, regardless of immigration status.
And let me say that *inside* MN, we are calmly responding to requests with: “No, I don’t have to show you any documentation.”
Because that’s how you protect everyone, regardless of immigration status.
There’s nothing like spending the entire day struggling to build some new displays with limited, wonky success, but realizing there’s a much easier way to do it after everything is cut up and sloppily screwed together. I needed to be Norm Abrams, but only Jethro Bodine showed up.
January 15, 2026 at 11:45 PM
There’s nothing like spending the entire day struggling to build some new displays with limited, wonky success, but realizing there’s a much easier way to do it after everything is cut up and sloppily screwed together. I needed to be Norm Abrams, but only Jethro Bodine showed up.
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no one:
the president of the united states: they wont stop checking me for brain damage
the president of the united states: they wont stop checking me for brain damage
January 14, 2026 at 9:09 PM
no one:
the president of the united states: they wont stop checking me for brain damage
the president of the united states: they wont stop checking me for brain damage
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My 2025 lemon pig looking happy with friends !
🍋🐷
お友達と楽しそうにやっている2025年のレモンピッグ
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#lemonpig #レモンピッグ #happynewyear
🍋🐷
お友達と楽しそうにやっている2025年のレモンピッグ
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#lemonpig #レモンピッグ #happynewyear
January 15, 2026 at 2:34 AM
My 2025 lemon pig looking happy with friends !
🍋🐷
お友達と楽しそうにやっている2025年のレモンピッグ
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#lemonpig #レモンピッグ #happynewyear
🍋🐷
お友達と楽しそうにやっている2025年のレモンピッグ
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#lemonpig #レモンピッグ #happynewyear
Story of my life.
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
January 13,1962
January 13,1962
January 14, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Story of my life.
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I really want ppl w/o Minneapolis connections to understand
You might've heard that Mpls public schools went hybrid bc so many families are in hiding. Well, a coworker just told me that today, during his kid's hybrid class, a kid's apt building was raided onscreen
*Everyone has stories like this*
You might've heard that Mpls public schools went hybrid bc so many families are in hiding. Well, a coworker just told me that today, during his kid's hybrid class, a kid's apt building was raided onscreen
*Everyone has stories like this*
January 13, 2026 at 6:06 PM
I really want ppl w/o Minneapolis connections to understand
You might've heard that Mpls public schools went hybrid bc so many families are in hiding. Well, a coworker just told me that today, during his kid's hybrid class, a kid's apt building was raided onscreen
*Everyone has stories like this*
You might've heard that Mpls public schools went hybrid bc so many families are in hiding. Well, a coworker just told me that today, during his kid's hybrid class, a kid's apt building was raided onscreen
*Everyone has stories like this*
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A reminder that my strip took over Dilberts vacant spot in the Washington Post after they dropped his ass. 😎
www.stlpr.org/show/st-loui...
www.stlpr.org/show/st-loui...
How a St. Louis cartoonist replaced 'Dilbert' in the Washington Post
"Heart of the City" replaced "Dilbert" in the Washington Post.
www.stlpr.org
January 13, 2026 at 4:43 PM
A reminder that my strip took over Dilberts vacant spot in the Washington Post after they dropped his ass. 😎
www.stlpr.org/show/st-loui...
www.stlpr.org/show/st-loui...
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one of scott adams best posts
January 13, 2026 at 5:41 PM
one of scott adams best posts
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If there’s a better obituary for an evil cartoonist than an A.I. generated version of his character that fucks up the defining detail of its design, I can’t think of it. No notes. 👨🏻🍳 💋
January 13, 2026 at 6:47 PM
If there’s a better obituary for an evil cartoonist than an A.I. generated version of his character that fucks up the defining detail of its design, I can’t think of it. No notes. 👨🏻🍳 💋
While working on designs for the upcoming, 13th series of my Pug Surprise blind-bagged plush toys, I stumbled across this design that didn’t make it into the last series. The kids like Helen Roper, right?
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#toydesign #pugsurprise #helenroper #toymaking #threescompany
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#toydesign #pugsurprise #helenroper #toymaking #threescompany
January 12, 2026 at 10:54 PM
While working on designs for the upcoming, 13th series of my Pug Surprise blind-bagged plush toys, I stumbled across this design that didn’t make it into the last series. The kids like Helen Roper, right?
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#toydesign #pugsurprise #helenroper #toymaking #threescompany
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#toydesign #pugsurprise #helenroper #toymaking #threescompany
Etsy, are people searching for “oven squirrels?”
January 12, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Etsy, are people searching for “oven squirrels?”
The way some rulers start an inch a tad less than a quarter of an inch from the end of a ruler is kind of messed up. I’m building some displays and I must’ve had to remeasure things six or seven times.
January 11, 2026 at 11:17 PM
The way some rulers start an inch a tad less than a quarter of an inch from the end of a ruler is kind of messed up. I’m building some displays and I must’ve had to remeasure things six or seven times.
Poor Dancing Gary had been bound in his box since 1970, unable to shake his thing. It absolutely broke my heart, so I reached out to @meepmeepletons.bsky.social and arranged for Dancing Gary to come live, and more importantly, dance with us! Welcome to your new, forever dance floor, Gary!
January 11, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Poor Dancing Gary had been bound in his box since 1970, unable to shake his thing. It absolutely broke my heart, so I reached out to @meepmeepletons.bsky.social and arranged for Dancing Gary to come live, and more importantly, dance with us! Welcome to your new, forever dance floor, Gary!
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January 10, 2026 at 10:35 AM
Gary has arrived. Stay tuned for more Gary updates.
January 10, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Gary has arrived. Stay tuned for more Gary updates.
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I found these alphabet cards a few weeks ago, and every time I look at the cover I’m struck by the expression on Bert’s face upon discovering bird and balloon start with the letter B.
January 10, 2026 at 4:22 AM
I found these alphabet cards a few weeks ago, and every time I look at the cover I’m struck by the expression on Bert’s face upon discovering bird and balloon start with the letter B.
Just so you know, I’m always up for watching a YouTuber building some complex cosplay with little or no thought of engineering or material science. Maybe it’s because I love yelling, “Gurl! Do not use hot glue for that!”
January 9, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Just so you know, I’m always up for watching a YouTuber building some complex cosplay with little or no thought of engineering or material science. Maybe it’s because I love yelling, “Gurl! Do not use hot glue for that!”
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Apparently one of the victims had to call for emergency help after he had been shot by CBP.
A SHOOTING VICTIM HAD TO CALL FOR HELP…Because CBP didn’t?! What the hell is going on.
A SHOOTING VICTIM HAD TO CALL FOR HELP…Because CBP didn’t?! What the hell is going on.
January 9, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Apparently one of the victims had to call for emergency help after he had been shot by CBP.
A SHOOTING VICTIM HAD TO CALL FOR HELP…Because CBP didn’t?! What the hell is going on.
A SHOOTING VICTIM HAD TO CALL FOR HELP…Because CBP didn’t?! What the hell is going on.
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wow really helpful, thank you new york times
October 24, 2025 at 2:57 PM
wow really helpful, thank you new york times