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Mr. Walters
@nerfect.bsky.social
Artist, toymaker, pug enthusiast, and professional mammal.

My Etsy shop:
http://nerfectartnovelties.etsy.com
Addendum: Casting directors, if you need someone to play a landlord letting detectives into a suspect’s apartment and to say something like, “Um, he was quiet, kept to himself, paid his rent on time. I’d say he was a good tenant, obviously a pervert, but a good tenant,” I’m available.
I’m not an actor, but I think I’d be great as a grumpy landlord letting detectives into someone’s apartment.
January 16, 2026 at 5:03 PM
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In 2002 or 03 a Chicago public access cable channel aired this for at least a full half hour. No audio. I took a photo with a digital camera & that’s all the documentation I have. Anyone have any dirt?
January 16, 2026 at 2:29 AM
I’m not an actor, but I think I’d be great as a grumpy landlord letting detectives into someone’s apartment.
January 16, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Stupid reoccurring dreams where I’m back in school, but I have no idea what class I’m supposed to be in at any specific time. Can’t my dumb subconscious figure out a better metaphor for not having my act together?

Oh shit, I just remembered, I’m late for chemistry!
January 16, 2026 at 2:15 PM
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I’m seeing posts from people (outside of MN) about how US citizens should carry their passports.

And let me say that *inside* MN, we are calmly responding to requests with: “No, I don’t have to show you any documentation.”

Because that’s how you protect everyone, regardless of immigration status.
January 16, 2026 at 12:17 AM
There’s nothing like spending the entire day struggling to build some new displays with limited, wonky success, but realizing there’s a much easier way to do it after everything is cut up and sloppily screwed together. I needed to be Norm Abrams, but only Jethro Bodine showed up.
January 15, 2026 at 11:45 PM
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no one:

the president of the united states: they wont stop checking me for brain damage
January 14, 2026 at 9:09 PM
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My 2025 lemon pig looking happy with friends !
🍋🐷
お友達と楽しそうにやっている2025年のレモンピッグ

#lemonpig #レモンピッグ #happynewyear
January 15, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Story of my life.
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
January 13,1962
January 14, 2026 at 3:10 AM
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I really want ppl w/o Minneapolis connections to understand

You might've heard that Mpls public schools went hybrid bc so many families are in hiding. Well, a coworker just told me that today, during his kid's hybrid class, a kid's apt building was raided onscreen

*Everyone has stories like this*
January 13, 2026 at 6:06 PM
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A reminder that my strip took over Dilberts vacant spot in the Washington Post after they dropped his ass. 😎

www.stlpr.org/show/st-loui...
How a St. Louis cartoonist replaced 'Dilbert' in the Washington Post
"Heart of the City" replaced "Dilbert" in the Washington Post.
www.stlpr.org
January 13, 2026 at 4:43 PM
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one of scott adams best posts
January 13, 2026 at 5:41 PM
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If there’s a better obituary for an evil cartoonist than an A.I. generated version of his character that fucks up the defining detail of its design, I can’t think of it. No notes. 👨🏻‍🍳 💋
January 13, 2026 at 6:47 PM
While working on designs for the upcoming, 13th series of my Pug Surprise blind-bagged plush toys, I stumbled across this design that didn’t make it into the last series. The kids like Helen Roper, right?
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#toydesign #pugsurprise #helenroper #toymaking #threescompany
January 12, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Etsy, are people searching for “oven squirrels?”
January 12, 2026 at 2:49 AM
The way some rulers start an inch a tad less than a quarter of an inch from the end of a ruler is kind of messed up. I’m building some displays and I must’ve had to remeasure things six or seven times.
January 11, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Poor Dancing Gary had been bound in his box since 1970, unable to shake his thing. It absolutely broke my heart, so I reached out to @meepmeepletons.bsky.social and arranged for Dancing Gary to come live, and more importantly, dance with us! Welcome to your new, forever dance floor, Gary!
January 11, 2026 at 5:24 PM
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I Photoshop Neel into things…

Day 153

#StarWars
January 10, 2026 at 10:35 AM
Gary has arrived. Stay tuned for more Gary updates.
January 10, 2026 at 4:19 PM
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part two:
January 9, 2026 at 9:02 PM
I found these alphabet cards a few weeks ago, and every time I look at the cover I’m struck by the expression on Bert’s face upon discovering bird and balloon start with the letter B.
January 10, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Just so you know, I’m always up for watching a YouTuber building some complex cosplay with little or no thought of engineering or material science. Maybe it’s because I love yelling, “Gurl! Do not use hot glue for that!”
January 9, 2026 at 10:50 PM
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Apparently one of the victims had to call for emergency help after he had been shot by CBP.

A SHOOTING VICTIM HAD TO CALL FOR HELP…Because CBP didn’t?! What the hell is going on.
January 9, 2026 at 12:49 AM
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wow really helpful, thank you new york times
October 24, 2025 at 2:57 PM