John Christensen
@netbard.bsky.social
Software Developer, Gamer, Geek, Craftsman living in Rochester. He/him
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I just don't think you're fulfilling your whimsy macros, bro. You're not trinketmaxxing. You aren't achieving your peak crow performance. Are you even trinketpilled, bro? Have you done your "sense of childlike joy" reps yet?
Bro. 😔
Bro. 😔
July 25, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I just don't think you're fulfilling your whimsy macros, bro. You're not trinketmaxxing. You aren't achieving your peak crow performance. Are you even trinketpilled, bro? Have you done your "sense of childlike joy" reps yet?
Bro. 😔
Bro. 😔
Private equity is, it turns out, terrible at doing tbe thing they’re supposedly doing.
Investors Warn of ‘Rot in Private Equity’ as Funds Strike Circular Deals
www.nytimes.com
December 24, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Private equity is, it turns out, terrible at doing tbe thing they’re supposedly doing.
So I guess we’re going to build the Trump-class - a battleship sized missile platform, in an era where those ships can get taken out by drones and missiles. JFC, really?
December 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
So I guess we’re going to build the Trump-class - a battleship sized missile platform, in an era where those ships can get taken out by drones and missiles. JFC, really?
Hey my work laptop just rebooted and started updating firmware, with no warning. I’m pretty sure that means I don’t need to work anymore today.
December 22, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Hey my work laptop just rebooted and started updating firmware, with no warning. I’m pretty sure that means I don’t need to work anymore today.
@wiredferret.bsky.social This seems relevant to your interests: www.foreignaffairs.com/reviews/four...
Four Books on World War II
Eighty years after the end of World War II, books by Hastings, Moorhouse, Clavin, and Passmore shed new light on the conflict.
www.foreignaffairs.com
December 21, 2025 at 9:55 PM
@wiredferret.bsky.social This seems relevant to your interests: www.foreignaffairs.com/reviews/four...
No, YOU’RE obsessively reloading the epic D&D survey in a kind of sad quest for validation.
December 6, 2025 at 9:57 PM
No, YOU’RE obsessively reloading the epic D&D survey in a kind of sad quest for validation.
Recruiting DMs for Epic D&D Tuesdays – Just Games
www.justgamesrochester.com
December 3, 2025 at 7:27 PM
A War Games promo done as an EAS video would be amazing.
November 29, 2025 at 2:00 AM
A War Games promo done as an EAS video would be amazing.
One of the things I’m playing with in my current Werewolf game is the inverse of an old saying: “Never attribute to malice what can be attributed to stupidity.”
November 29, 2025 at 12:23 AM
One of the things I’m playing with in my current Werewolf game is the inverse of an old saying: “Never attribute to malice what can be attributed to stupidity.”
I don’t entirely know why, but I don’t know that I like Joshua Williamson’s comics. Certainly, he last big event “Final Crisis on Infinite Earths” seemed like an absolute mess of big showpiece moments with not enough connective tissue.
November 28, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I don’t entirely know why, but I don’t know that I like Joshua Williamson’s comics. Certainly, he last big event “Final Crisis on Infinite Earths” seemed like an absolute mess of big showpiece moments with not enough connective tissue.
This is some of the sloppiest thinking I’ve seen in a long time. www.foreignaffairs.com/canada/ameri...
America’s Allies Should Go Nuclear
Selective proliferation will strengthen the global order, not end it.
www.foreignaffairs.com
November 19, 2025 at 11:43 PM
This is some of the sloppiest thinking I’ve seen in a long time. www.foreignaffairs.com/canada/ameri...
Well, I'm officially old. Two reasons:
1. I took a nap after work. Naturally I did so on the couch, where I have no CPAP. Not only was it not restful, I slept wrong and my neck hurts.
1. I took a nap after work. Naturally I did so on the couch, where I have no CPAP. Not only was it not restful, I slept wrong and my neck hurts.
November 13, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Well, I'm officially old. Two reasons:
1. I took a nap after work. Naturally I did so on the couch, where I have no CPAP. Not only was it not restful, I slept wrong and my neck hurts.
1. I took a nap after work. Naturally I did so on the couch, where I have no CPAP. Not only was it not restful, I slept wrong and my neck hurts.
Progressive Delivery has interesting points around “Abundance”, but I wonder if a better descriptor would have been “Standardization” - orgs can’t purchase unlimited resources (and the book makes this clear).
November 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Progressive Delivery has interesting points around “Abundance”, but I wonder if a better descriptor would have been “Standardization” - orgs can’t purchase unlimited resources (and the book makes this clear).
Given the quality of his run on Fantastic Four, I’m disappointed in One World Under Doom.
November 13, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Given the quality of his run on Fantastic Four, I’m disappointed in One World Under Doom.
Government 👏 shutdowns 👏 never 👏 work
November 10, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Government 👏 shutdowns 👏 never 👏 work
Neat, Dynamite is cross advertising for DC KO.
November 6, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Neat, Dynamite is cross advertising for DC KO.
Also, voting accomplished.
November 4, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Also, voting accomplished.
So I have a hoodie where the zipper part broke off. The track looks fine. Can you replace that, or do I need to lose the hoodie?
November 4, 2025 at 7:53 PM
So I have a hoodie where the zipper part broke off. The track looks fine. Can you replace that, or do I need to lose the hoodie?
Every so often I read an article on the WSJ’s editorial page. Nine times out of ten, I come out dumber than going in.
November 4, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Every so often I read an article on the WSJ’s editorial page. Nine times out of ten, I come out dumber than going in.
Thoughts on the book Velocity Weapon - netbard.dreamwidth.org/245909.html
October 25, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Thoughts on the book Velocity Weapon - netbard.dreamwidth.org/245909.html
I know literally nothing about baseball, except that it would be kind of neat if the Toronto Blue Jays won the World Series.
October 25, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I know literally nothing about baseball, except that it would be kind of neat if the Toronto Blue Jays won the World Series.
Just posted session recaps for three sessions of D&D and one session of Werewolf:
netbard.dreamwidth.org/244870.html
netbard.dreamwidth.org/245140.html
netbard.dreamwidth.org/245674.html
netbard.dreamwidth.org/245265.html
netbard.dreamwidth.org/244870.html
netbard.dreamwidth.org/245140.html
netbard.dreamwidth.org/245674.html
netbard.dreamwidth.org/245265.html
October 23, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Just posted session recaps for three sessions of D&D and one session of Werewolf:
netbard.dreamwidth.org/244870.html
netbard.dreamwidth.org/245140.html
netbard.dreamwidth.org/245674.html
netbard.dreamwidth.org/245265.html
netbard.dreamwidth.org/244870.html
netbard.dreamwidth.org/245140.html
netbard.dreamwidth.org/245674.html
netbard.dreamwidth.org/245265.html
This is actually an amazing read, and so impressive that they got this out within three days of the event. I wish whatever team had put this together had been allowed to sign their work.
Oof, this was painful to read (and not just for the wall o'text) and I imagine even more painful to debug/recover from! Impressive they managed to recover that quickly from such a complete clusterfuck
EVERYBODY GO READ THE AWS INCIDENT WRITE-UP! aws.amazon.com/message/1019...
October 23, 2025 at 2:57 PM
This is actually an amazing read, and so impressive that they got this out within three days of the event. I wish whatever team had put this together had been allowed to sign their work.
The IRS is introducing new regulations on catch-up contributions to retirement plans. These contributions raise the annual contribution limits for those over 50, and again for those over 60. Starting in 2026, those earning over $145k must pay taxes on these contributions.
October 23, 2025 at 1:08 PM
The IRS is introducing new regulations on catch-up contributions to retirement plans. These contributions raise the annual contribution limits for those over 50, and again for those over 60. Starting in 2026, those earning over $145k must pay taxes on these contributions.
FFS people. If you’re driving, DO NOT hold your phone in one hand and your steering wheel in the other and try to film the protest happening literally inches away on your right!
October 18, 2025 at 6:35 PM
FFS people. If you’re driving, DO NOT hold your phone in one hand and your steering wheel in the other and try to film the protest happening literally inches away on your right!