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NicBucher @nicbucher.bsky.social · 20h

I’m assuming the 2028 election will go something like this.

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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 23h

Donald trump can still win the Nobel Peace prize if Mike Pence has the courage

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NicBucher @nicbucher.bsky.social · 22h

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NicBucher @nicbucher.bsky.social · 22h

Thank you for your attention to this matter

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NicBucher @nicbucher.bsky.social · 1d

Lol. Phillies

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NicBucher @nicbucher.bsky.social · 1d

No chance it matches the budget and pyrotechnics of the funeral right?

The Athletic @theathletic.com · 1d

Turning Point USA, the organization founded by the late right-wing activist Charlie Kirk, announced that it will be hosting its own Super Bowl halftime show to rival the NFL’s choice of Bad Bunny.

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ted hill @tedhill.bsky.social · 1d

Erik Goldstra

Shams Charania Tweets @shamsbot.bsky.social · 1d

Just in: USA Basketball is expected to name Erik Spoelstra as the new head coach of the men's national team, sources tell ESPN. Spoelstra succeeds Steve Kerr for the next World Cup and the 2028 Summer Olympics after serving as a lead assistant on Team USA's 2024 gold medal squad.

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 1d

CHICAGO — Outside an elementary school during dismissal… horrifying. What have we become?

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NicBucher @nicbucher.bsky.social · 1d

He’s heading to the hospital for 2nd annual visit in less than 6 months?

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NicBucher @nicbucher.bsky.social · 1d

You’ve heard of antifa.

Allow me to introduce you to antisalad

Fifty Shades of Whey @fiftyshadesofwhey.bsky.social · 2d

These are the Texas National Guard troops in Chicago???

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NicBucher @nicbucher.bsky.social · 2d

People didn’t like this guy? I thought he was a lunatic and I loved it!

Defector @defector.com · 2d

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WARNING! The Worst Announcer In Pro Basketball Has Come For The NFL | Defector

Time for your weekly edition of the Defector Funbag. Got something on your mind? Email the Funbag. You can also read Drew over at SFGATE, and buy Drew’s books while you’re at it. Today, we’re talking…

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NicBucher @nicbucher.bsky.social · 2d

This asshat is going to have “ended 8 world wars” engraved in the oval office somewhere. 🤦‍♂️

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 2d

“Have you given any more thought to suspending habeas corpus?”

TRUMP: “Suspending who?” 🤷🏼

Aaand scene.

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Some Guy @someguyfromtwitter.bsky.social · 2d

I am also willing to accept a $1M buyout to leave my job.

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NicBucher @nicbucher.bsky.social · 2d

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Jack Mirkinson @jackmirkinson.bsky.social · 2d

i would never walk outside again after this. or inside for that matter

TresTiffany 🎃 @trestiffany.bsky.social · 2d

“What’s your barber name?” is crazy 😂

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NicBucher @nicbucher.bsky.social · 2d

Heat Twitter

Tom Hearden @followtheh.bsky.social · 2d

Chicago peeps let’s hear your gang names and colors

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NicBucher @nicbucher.bsky.social · 2d

@ben01.bsky.social 👀

Yo Gabapentin @yogabapentin.bsky.social · 3d

Claude AI’s logo is unironically Kurt Vonnegut’s butthole drawing

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NicBucher @nicbucher.bsky.social · 2d

I feel safer

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ted hill @tedhill.bsky.social · 2d

National Lard

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NicBucher @nicbucher.bsky.social · 2d

National Right Guard

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NicBucher @nicbucher.bsky.social · 2d

Hebrew National Guard

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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 2d

Only a strong and powerful leader like Trump can bring this war ravaged city back from the brink of destruction and anarchy.

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Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 3d

Holy crap. Trump will make the FCC crucify Jimmy Kimmel for this.

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NicBucher @nicbucher.bsky.social · 3d

This guy rules! 🫡

💞Sabrina💞 @sabrinarina.bsky.social · 3d

Oregon National Guard Adjutant General, General Gronewold says if they are federalized, that he will advise the Title 10 commander to utilize National Guard Troops to PROTECT protesters at ICE facilities. This is the right answer.

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