Nimjeh Moe
@nimjehmoe.bsky.social
Fueled by spite and goldfish crackers. Chilling in the pillow fort. Steven the unicorm says hi. All my friends are dead or nimjehs, sometimes both.
Those cheap acrylic paint pens are rweally fun. Me ‘n Brother Nimjeh painted salt dough ornaments.
December 16, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Those cheap acrylic paint pens are rweally fun. Me ‘n Brother Nimjeh painted salt dough ornaments.
Auntie Nimjeh is having fun wid phone filters. Ivy Snow lubbing the new bed I gots her. Constant coziness. She’s been demanding auntie to bring it into every room she’s in.
December 16, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Auntie Nimjeh is having fun wid phone filters. Ivy Snow lubbing the new bed I gots her. Constant coziness. She’s been demanding auntie to bring it into every room she’s in.
Lil’ nimjeh is so lucky today. Uncle ‘n Brother Nimjeh are being sent out on a mission to Costco today. I gets to avoid holiday shoppers…They gave me my Christmas gift early. Way too generous. Rolling tv I can pair wid my phone.
December 16, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Lil’ nimjeh is so lucky today. Uncle ‘n Brother Nimjeh are being sent out on a mission to Costco today. I gets to avoid holiday shoppers…They gave me my Christmas gift early. Way too generous. Rolling tv I can pair wid my phone.
*sucks tineh candy cane while blasting the Andy Williams Christmas album while bumbling in the kitchen* Today we do salt dough ornaments ‘n decorate dollar store gingerbread houses! *Steven the unicorm neighs happily slurping coffee*
December 16, 2025 at 3:33 PM
*sucks tineh candy cane while blasting the Andy Williams Christmas album while bumbling in the kitchen* Today we do salt dough ornaments ‘n decorate dollar store gingerbread houses! *Steven the unicorm neighs happily slurping coffee*
Wrapping presents for Brother Nimjeh’s stocking. Bunch of fun little dopey fings like the chocolate coins ‘n fidget toys. Also a gnome to paint.
December 14, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Wrapping presents for Brother Nimjeh’s stocking. Bunch of fun little dopey fings like the chocolate coins ‘n fidget toys. Also a gnome to paint.
Lil’ nimjeh is waiting for the popcorm balls to cook off then I’m wrapping them. I liberwally sprinkled ‘em wid edible glitter. Going to hang. On tree of something on mantle.
December 14, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Lil’ nimjeh is waiting for the popcorm balls to cook off then I’m wrapping them. I liberwally sprinkled ‘em wid edible glitter. Going to hang. On tree of something on mantle.
Waiting for teh mincemeat to cool. Then will add bourbon. Ain’t gots no brwandy. The mincemeat is special this year ‘cause Cleaning Nimjeh gave me venison that her husband hunted.
December 13, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Waiting for teh mincemeat to cool. Then will add bourbon. Ain’t gots no brwandy. The mincemeat is special this year ‘cause Cleaning Nimjeh gave me venison that her husband hunted.
The peppermint puffs were a bitch to string. Had to bore out holes in ‘em wid a tineh screwdriver. More than one brwoke into pieces *sings* popcorn and peppermint dust for dinner.
December 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM
The peppermint puffs were a bitch to string. Had to bore out holes in ‘em wid a tineh screwdriver. More than one brwoke into pieces *sings* popcorn and peppermint dust for dinner.
Brother Nimjeh helped me to place the garland on teh tree. Strung popcorm ‘n peppermint puffs on shiny embrwoidery thread.
December 13, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Brother Nimjeh helped me to place the garland on teh tree. Strung popcorm ‘n peppermint puffs on shiny embrwoidery thread.
Gots a Christmas tree. Just need to make ‘n paint teh salt dough ornaments ‘n string some popcorm. The acrylic paint pens are in the mail. Fun activity for me ‘n bro.
December 10, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Gots a Christmas tree. Just need to make ‘n paint teh salt dough ornaments ‘n string some popcorm. The acrylic paint pens are in the mail. Fun activity for me ‘n bro.
*sings* Swedish meatballs. Made them from scratch.
December 9, 2025 at 9:08 PM
*sings* Swedish meatballs. Made them from scratch.
Poor Brother Nimjeh had a filling pop out then dat tooth snapped in half right down the middle. He gots his toof thing in 3 weeks. Honestly the eggnog medicinal at this point.
December 9, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Poor Brother Nimjeh had a filling pop out then dat tooth snapped in half right down the middle. He gots his toof thing in 3 weeks. Honestly the eggnog medicinal at this point.
Brother Nimjeh had to go to teh DVM. We’re hitting teh nog early today. He likes it in tea. Lil’ nimjeh likes it more in coffee. Best eggnog coffee evah! *sings* suck it starsmuckz!
December 9, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Brother Nimjeh had to go to teh DVM. We’re hitting teh nog early today. He likes it in tea. Lil’ nimjeh likes it more in coffee. Best eggnog coffee evah! *sings* suck it starsmuckz!
Gots babybels for teh stockings. Also found a big ball of edam. Brother Nimjeh neber had edam before. He lubs it. Fantastic cheese for nachos because of the way it melts.
December 9, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Gots babybels for teh stockings. Also found a big ball of edam. Brother Nimjeh neber had edam before. He lubs it. Fantastic cheese for nachos because of the way it melts.
Yes it’s rwaining. No I’m not going to put on a coat to put out teh recycling. What am I? Sugar? Do you thinks I’m going to melt? *Mummy Nimjeh grumbles ‘n sips tea*
December 9, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Yes it’s rwaining. No I’m not going to put on a coat to put out teh recycling. What am I? Sugar? Do you thinks I’m going to melt? *Mummy Nimjeh grumbles ‘n sips tea*
Teh gulyás done. Hungarian style. Paprika up teh wazoo!
December 7, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Teh gulyás done. Hungarian style. Paprika up teh wazoo!
Today lil’ nimjeh is making gulyás today. Extra special ‘cause I gots venison chunks.
December 7, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Today lil’ nimjeh is making gulyás today. Extra special ‘cause I gots venison chunks.
The eggnog is sitting in the fridge for two week. So on Christmas will have dat ‘n maraschino cherries for me ‘n Brother Nimjeh. Auntie ‘n Uncle Nimjeh vegan.
December 7, 2025 at 5:59 PM
The eggnog is sitting in the fridge for two week. So on Christmas will have dat ‘n maraschino cherries for me ‘n Brother Nimjeh. Auntie ‘n Uncle Nimjeh vegan.
Gave Pupper Nimjeh her Christmas gift early. Gots her a big soft woven bed. She lubs using it in teh tv rwoom and the bedroom. Auntie Nimjeh just sent me pics. So cozy.
December 7, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Gave Pupper Nimjeh her Christmas gift early. Gots her a big soft woven bed. She lubs using it in teh tv rwoom and the bedroom. Auntie Nimjeh just sent me pics. So cozy.
No I lubs you, but there is no way in hell that I would attach you to any account of mine that was connected to my moneys. Get your own instacart account brwo. *pats Brother Nimjeh’s back*
December 6, 2025 at 2:13 AM
No I lubs you, but there is no way in hell that I would attach you to any account of mine that was connected to my moneys. Get your own instacart account brwo. *pats Brother Nimjeh’s back*
Found clay Christmas gnomes to paint that are going straight into Brother Nimjeh ‘n me’s stockings. Grandpa Nimjeh was owner a fleet of dime stores. We always gots dime store candies, toys and crafts for Christmas.
December 4, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Found clay Christmas gnomes to paint that are going straight into Brother Nimjeh ‘n me’s stockings. Grandpa Nimjeh was owner a fleet of dime stores. We always gots dime store candies, toys and crafts for Christmas.
While were at the nursery picking up wreathes Auntie Nimjeh found two pillows for her couch there of all places. We didn’t get any poinsettia because the lady couldn’t find any growers for the mouse ear poinsettia this year. Neber been a big poinsettia guy, but lubbed that kind.
December 4, 2025 at 5:02 PM
While were at the nursery picking up wreathes Auntie Nimjeh found two pillows for her couch there of all places. We didn’t get any poinsettia because the lady couldn’t find any growers for the mouse ear poinsettia this year. Neber been a big poinsettia guy, but lubbed that kind.
Currwently puppersitting. Auntie ‘n Uncle Nimjeh are at doctors. Brother Nimjeh is holding teh fort over at my place. Cleaning Nimjeh is doing her fing here then she goes over to my place.
December 4, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Currwently puppersitting. Auntie ‘n Uncle Nimjeh are at doctors. Brother Nimjeh is holding teh fort over at my place. Cleaning Nimjeh is doing her fing here then she goes over to my place.
All teh booze for the eggnog is mid tier all the way baby! It’s all tasty. Bottom shelf is for Molotov cocktails, nowt drinking. Top shelf is for people wid more money than sense and douchey snobs.
December 4, 2025 at 4:42 PM
All teh booze for the eggnog is mid tier all the way baby! It’s all tasty. Bottom shelf is for Molotov cocktails, nowt drinking. Top shelf is for people wid more money than sense and douchey snobs.
Lil’ nimjeh was doing Christmas fings late into the night. End up zonked out and bodied a chocolate bar as I lost consciousness. Luckily I didn’t land on teh jingle bells or scissors.
December 4, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Lil’ nimjeh was doing Christmas fings late into the night. End up zonked out and bodied a chocolate bar as I lost consciousness. Luckily I didn’t land on teh jingle bells or scissors.