Nimjeh Moe
@nimjehmoe.bsky.social
Fueled by spite and goldfish crackers. Chilling in the pillow fort. Steven the unicorm says hi. All my friends are dead or nimjehs, sometimes both.
The peppermint puffs were a bitch to string. Had to bore out holes in ‘em wid a tineh screwdriver. More than one brwoke into pieces *sings* popcorn and peppermint dust for dinner.
December 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM
The peppermint puffs were a bitch to string. Had to bore out holes in ‘em wid a tineh screwdriver. More than one brwoke into pieces *sings* popcorn and peppermint dust for dinner.
Brother Nimjeh helped me to place the garland on teh tree. Strung popcorm ‘n peppermint puffs on shiny embrwoidery thread.
December 13, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Brother Nimjeh helped me to place the garland on teh tree. Strung popcorm ‘n peppermint puffs on shiny embrwoidery thread.
Gots a Christmas tree. Just need to make ‘n paint teh salt dough ornaments ‘n string some popcorm. The acrylic paint pens are in the mail. Fun activity for me ‘n bro.
December 10, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Gots a Christmas tree. Just need to make ‘n paint teh salt dough ornaments ‘n string some popcorm. The acrylic paint pens are in the mail. Fun activity for me ‘n bro.
*sings* Swedish meatballs. Made them from scratch.
December 9, 2025 at 9:08 PM
*sings* Swedish meatballs. Made them from scratch.
Poor Brother Nimjeh had a filling pop out then dat tooth snapped in half right down the middle. He gots his toof thing in 3 weeks. Honestly the eggnog medicinal at this point.
December 9, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Poor Brother Nimjeh had a filling pop out then dat tooth snapped in half right down the middle. He gots his toof thing in 3 weeks. Honestly the eggnog medicinal at this point.
Brother Nimjeh had to go to teh DVM. We’re hitting teh nog early today. He likes it in tea. Lil’ nimjeh likes it more in coffee. Best eggnog coffee evah! *sings* suck it starsmuckz!
December 9, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Brother Nimjeh had to go to teh DVM. We’re hitting teh nog early today. He likes it in tea. Lil’ nimjeh likes it more in coffee. Best eggnog coffee evah! *sings* suck it starsmuckz!
Gots babybels for teh stockings. Also found a big ball of edam. Brother Nimjeh neber had edam before. He lubs it. Fantastic cheese for nachos because of the way it melts.
December 9, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Gots babybels for teh stockings. Also found a big ball of edam. Brother Nimjeh neber had edam before. He lubs it. Fantastic cheese for nachos because of the way it melts.
Yes it’s rwaining. No I’m not going to put on a coat to put out teh recycling. What am I? Sugar? Do you thinks I’m going to melt? *Mummy Nimjeh grumbles ‘n sips tea*
December 9, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Yes it’s rwaining. No I’m not going to put on a coat to put out teh recycling. What am I? Sugar? Do you thinks I’m going to melt? *Mummy Nimjeh grumbles ‘n sips tea*
Teh gulyás done. Hungarian style. Paprika up teh wazoo!
December 7, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Teh gulyás done. Hungarian style. Paprika up teh wazoo!
Today lil’ nimjeh is making gulyás today. Extra special ‘cause I gots venison chunks.
December 7, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Today lil’ nimjeh is making gulyás today. Extra special ‘cause I gots venison chunks.
The eggnog is sitting in the fridge for two week. So on Christmas will have dat ‘n maraschino cherries for me ‘n Brother Nimjeh. Auntie ‘n Uncle Nimjeh vegan.
December 7, 2025 at 5:59 PM
The eggnog is sitting in the fridge for two week. So on Christmas will have dat ‘n maraschino cherries for me ‘n Brother Nimjeh. Auntie ‘n Uncle Nimjeh vegan.
Gave Pupper Nimjeh her Christmas gift early. Gots her a big soft woven bed. She lubs using it in teh tv rwoom and the bedroom. Auntie Nimjeh just sent me pics. So cozy.
December 7, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Gave Pupper Nimjeh her Christmas gift early. Gots her a big soft woven bed. She lubs using it in teh tv rwoom and the bedroom. Auntie Nimjeh just sent me pics. So cozy.
No I lubs you, but there is no way in hell that I would attach you to any account of mine that was connected to my moneys. Get your own instacart account brwo. *pats Brother Nimjeh’s back*
December 6, 2025 at 2:13 AM
No I lubs you, but there is no way in hell that I would attach you to any account of mine that was connected to my moneys. Get your own instacart account brwo. *pats Brother Nimjeh’s back*
Found clay Christmas gnomes to paint that are going straight into Brother Nimjeh ‘n me’s stockings. Grandpa Nimjeh was owner a fleet of dime stores. We always gots dime store candies, toys and crafts for Christmas.
December 4, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Found clay Christmas gnomes to paint that are going straight into Brother Nimjeh ‘n me’s stockings. Grandpa Nimjeh was owner a fleet of dime stores. We always gots dime store candies, toys and crafts for Christmas.
While were at the nursery picking up wreathes Auntie Nimjeh found two pillows for her couch there of all places. We didn’t get any poinsettia because the lady couldn’t find any growers for the mouse ear poinsettia this year. Neber been a big poinsettia guy, but lubbed that kind.
December 4, 2025 at 5:02 PM
While were at the nursery picking up wreathes Auntie Nimjeh found two pillows for her couch there of all places. We didn’t get any poinsettia because the lady couldn’t find any growers for the mouse ear poinsettia this year. Neber been a big poinsettia guy, but lubbed that kind.
Currwently puppersitting. Auntie ‘n Uncle Nimjeh are at doctors. Brother Nimjeh is holding teh fort over at my place. Cleaning Nimjeh is doing her fing here then she goes over to my place.
December 4, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Currwently puppersitting. Auntie ‘n Uncle Nimjeh are at doctors. Brother Nimjeh is holding teh fort over at my place. Cleaning Nimjeh is doing her fing here then she goes over to my place.
All teh booze for the eggnog is mid tier all the way baby! It’s all tasty. Bottom shelf is for Molotov cocktails, nowt drinking. Top shelf is for people wid more money than sense and douchey snobs.
December 4, 2025 at 4:42 PM
All teh booze for the eggnog is mid tier all the way baby! It’s all tasty. Bottom shelf is for Molotov cocktails, nowt drinking. Top shelf is for people wid more money than sense and douchey snobs.
Lil’ nimjeh was doing Christmas fings late into the night. End up zonked out and bodied a chocolate bar as I lost consciousness. Luckily I didn’t land on teh jingle bells or scissors.
December 4, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Lil’ nimjeh was doing Christmas fings late into the night. End up zonked out and bodied a chocolate bar as I lost consciousness. Luckily I didn’t land on teh jingle bells or scissors.
I did not shitz myself. I fell asleep on a Cadbury bar. Milk chocolate because I’m not sadist. *licks chocolate off shirt* Warm chocolate for breakfast!
December 4, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I did not shitz myself. I fell asleep on a Cadbury bar. Milk chocolate because I’m not sadist. *licks chocolate off shirt* Warm chocolate for breakfast!
Brother Nimjeh put the tineh lights that Auntie Shortie ‘n Auntie Smokie Nimjeh sent me home wid in the wreath.
December 4, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Brother Nimjeh put the tineh lights that Auntie Shortie ‘n Auntie Smokie Nimjeh sent me home wid in the wreath.
No trwee yet. Found a wreath. It’s fake so I can hang it again.
December 3, 2025 at 8:17 PM
No trwee yet. Found a wreath. It’s fake so I can hang it again.
Making stockings for me ‘n Brother Nimjeh. We each getting an awesome pen. Notepads, mini candy canes, peppermint puffs, little magnetic toys, chocolate coins ‘n mandarins in teh toe of the stockings.
December 3, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Making stockings for me ‘n Brother Nimjeh. We each getting an awesome pen. Notepads, mini candy canes, peppermint puffs, little magnetic toys, chocolate coins ‘n mandarins in teh toe of the stockings.
All teh store brought eggnog gots corn syrup ‘n stabilizers ‘n shit. Fambily deserves better than that.
December 3, 2025 at 4:41 AM
All teh store brought eggnog gots corn syrup ‘n stabilizers ‘n shit. Fambily deserves better than that.
Tomorrow going out wid Auntie Nimjeh to get a wreath, possibly a poinsettia and maybe a tree. Also all the fixings for real eggnog. It uses 12 egg yolks and enough booze to easily kill off any bacterwia. Rum, cognac ‘n bourbon.
December 3, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Tomorrow going out wid Auntie Nimjeh to get a wreath, possibly a poinsettia and maybe a tree. Also all the fixings for real eggnog. It uses 12 egg yolks and enough booze to easily kill off any bacterwia. Rum, cognac ‘n bourbon.
Tineh bit of Christmas decorwating. Gots more to do.
December 2, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Tineh bit of Christmas decorwating. Gots more to do.