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Suck on this
December 15, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Seeing Django unchained with a mostly black audience and a woman yelling “SHUT THE FUCK UP GET THE FUCK OUT” when someone’s cell phone went off and also saying “I know that’s right” when Django tells Stephen to get with the white folks.
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?

Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 12, 2025 at 11:57 PM
About to get parallax viewed.
December 12, 2025 at 10:40 PM
December 12, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Obviously a big win for Indiana tonight but both teams make this an even bigger win for the Leaders division
December 7, 2025 at 4:31 AM
You told your dad about Wendy’s Carvers?
December 1, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Conservatives are doing this for real now.
December 1, 2025 at 7:54 PM
This is absolutely about getting the trans grad instructor fired and has nothing to do with how much this moron loves Jesus or not.
Turning Point at OU posted this girl's essay in full and man is it rough
December 1, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Mr sits too damn normal
November 27, 2025 at 9:02 PM
A message for my lgbtq+ friends out there from the aluminum pan manufacturers
November 24, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Woke 2!
November 23, 2025 at 10:50 PM
🎶my mama talkin to me tryin to tell me how to live.
But I don’t listen to her cuz my head is like a sieve🎶
November 23, 2025 at 1:26 AM
The thing with trump and mamdani is that they’re both queens guys. Trump will say some shit like the ice cream at jahns isn’t the same and mamdani will say that’s right and that’s all it take for trump to have a new best friend.
November 21, 2025 at 11:50 PM
If you have a tortie you get both in one.
November 18, 2025 at 7:23 PM
People who think the age of prestige tv is over aren’t watching the Chair Company.
November 17, 2025 at 1:15 AM
You’re not going to believe this but Sam darnold is not lighting it up against an actually good defense.
November 16, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I hate to be a downer but if you think anything beyond a national age of consent of 14 is going to come out of all this Epstein stuff I think you’re being naive
November 16, 2025 at 1:08 PM
I know this is evergreen but the Canucks stink.
November 15, 2025 at 2:34 AM
The thought of RFK jr cumming is vile we should never forgive Olivia nuzzi for putting this in our minds.
November 14, 2025 at 5:54 PM
This is step one towards living in the world of Freejack. Mick Jagger in a silly helmet doing bad acting is this close.
Nightmarish idea for a startup tbh
November 14, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Home schooling should be illegal. In general parents should have way less say in raising their kids
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Hell yeah I’m about some posting strike
November 12, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Can’t help but think these AC/DC ticket prices are a deliberate choice
November 12, 2025 at 11:38 AM
🚮🚮🚮🚮🚮🚮
November 10, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Throwing my hands up on January 6 II while the capitol burns down behind me.
Sen. Angus King: "Standing up to Donald Trump didn't work"
November 10, 2025 at 3:57 PM