#1 acceptable jojo nicky
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If you watch a video on your phone while driving you instantly go to hell
January 23, 2026 at 10:22 PM
If you watch a video on your phone while driving you instantly go to hell
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a heavily armed paramilitary force with legal immunity is occupying a city and going door to door kidnapping non-white adults and children in furtherance of an explicitly white nationalist political project
January 22, 2026 at 3:05 AM
a heavily armed paramilitary force with legal immunity is occupying a city and going door to door kidnapping non-white adults and children in furtherance of an explicitly white nationalist political project
age 37: i have started to untie my shoelaces when i get home to be kinder to the tomorrow me
January 20, 2026 at 2:05 AM
age 37: i have started to untie my shoelaces when i get home to be kinder to the tomorrow me
Gonna get in bed early because I'm good kid
January 19, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Gonna get in bed early because I'm good kid
the two seasons are when you can hear cicadas and when you can not
January 15, 2026 at 5:23 AM
the two seasons are when you can hear cicadas and when you can not
Ok the new year starts tomorrow
January 10, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Ok the new year starts tomorrow
i think i really need god or something
January 5, 2026 at 3:33 AM
i think i really need god or something
Sleeping in a bed for the first time in 4 months
January 3, 2026 at 5:35 AM
Sleeping in a bed for the first time in 4 months
I feel like I'm aging a million years tonight
January 1, 2026 at 12:16 AM
I feel like I'm aging a million years tonight
I wish I didn't take it personally when people call me by my name
December 31, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I wish I didn't take it personally when people call me by my name
Holy shit I'm scared for kids
December 27, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Holy shit I'm scared for kids
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full co-sign. dont even try it
okay i’m back. 7. the r slur is fully reemerging and i DO think less of you if you use it. i don’t give a shit how good you say the mouthfeel is or what definition you’ve assigned it in your head
December 24, 2025 at 12:24 AM
full co-sign. dont even try it
"post-consumer" private equity is the scariest thing i didn't have the words to describe before
December 23, 2025 at 1:43 AM
"post-consumer" private equity is the scariest thing i didn't have the words to describe before
Feel like JD Vance is about a week away from calling his wife a slur
December 22, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Feel like JD Vance is about a week away from calling his wife a slur
Happy for Dominic Calvert Lewin on account of the fact that's he is cute
December 21, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Happy for Dominic Calvert Lewin on account of the fact that's he is cute
Everyone in their thought leader era when they should be in their shut the fuck up era
December 21, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Everyone in their thought leader era when they should be in their shut the fuck up era
My office colleagues checking to see how I feel after they finally run the updates I've been pushing for a month
December 14, 2025 at 11:01 PM
My office colleagues checking to see how I feel after they finally run the updates I've been pushing for a month
can we just get AI jesus already? just spin him up
December 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
can we just get AI jesus already? just spin him up
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wrote about the recent national controversy at my alma mater johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/samantha-f...
December 2, 2025 at 9:04 PM
wrote about the recent national controversy at my alma mater johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/samantha-f...
see ya tw**er and insta, waiting for my archives to show up. i'll leave this account up so people can get in touch but otherwise I'm gonna peace outta social media. working on a blog page, will post here
November 30, 2025 at 11:52 PM
see ya tw**er and insta, waiting for my archives to show up. i'll leave this account up so people can get in touch but otherwise I'm gonna peace outta social media. working on a blog page, will post here
i just want to open a little cafe
November 30, 2025 at 11:29 PM
i just want to open a little cafe
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i am not perplexed by kissing. it’s damn near the nicest thing you can do. what’s to understand
Animals have been kissing for over 17 million years, a new study suggests.
Kissing has long perplexed evolutionary biologists, given it has no obvious benefit to reproducing or finding food, while carrying the risk of disease transmission.
Kissing has long perplexed evolutionary biologists, given it has no obvious benefit to reproducing or finding food, while carrying the risk of disease transmission.
When was the first kiss? Over 17 million years ago, a study suggests.
Evolutionary biologists don’t know why we kiss — but new research suggests kissing evolved long before humans existed.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 28, 2025 at 11:15 PM
i am not perplexed by kissing. it’s damn near the nicest thing you can do. what’s to understand
I just want to cuddle while I read and the other person can do whatever they want
November 28, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I just want to cuddle while I read and the other person can do whatever they want