Noah Kuhn
@noahkuhn.bsky.social
Seattle-based software engineer, indie game dev, and general maker of things.
worked on PUNCHERMAN!
currently workin' on The Tedium and You (https://store.steampowered.com/app/2373020/The_Tedium_and_You/)
https://linktr.ee/noahkuhn
worked on PUNCHERMAN!
currently workin' on The Tedium and You (https://store.steampowered.com/app/2373020/The_Tedium_and_You/)
https://linktr.ee/noahkuhn
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I'm eating a breakfast burrito and coffee that cost too much. A man is sleeping on the hard floor even though there are soft chairs right next to him. I immediately follow the coffee with a tuna sandwich. There's a baby crying somewhere. Did they just start playing a Shepard tone? It's dark outside.
Panic! at the Disco once made a song called Nine in the Afternoon about an impossible time of day that has a positive vibe. Whatever is vibe-wise the opposite impossible time of nine in the afternoon, that's the time at any given airport at any given time.
November 22, 2025 at 6:26 AM
I'm eating a breakfast burrito and coffee that cost too much. A man is sleeping on the hard floor even though there are soft chairs right next to him. I immediately follow the coffee with a tuna sandwich. There's a baby crying somewhere. Did they just start playing a Shepard tone? It's dark outside.
Panic! at the Disco once made a song called Nine in the Afternoon about an impossible time of day that has a positive vibe. Whatever is vibe-wise the opposite impossible time of nine in the afternoon, that's the time at any given airport at any given time.
November 22, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Panic! at the Disco once made a song called Nine in the Afternoon about an impossible time of day that has a positive vibe. Whatever is vibe-wise the opposite impossible time of nine in the afternoon, that's the time at any given airport at any given time.
i take it back, these are not mutually exclusive, medication plus 2012-14 era dubstep is actually the ideal situation
no doctor i don't need to take my medication i just need to listen to various 2012-14 era dubstep songs for the first time again
November 18, 2025 at 6:19 PM
i take it back, these are not mutually exclusive, medication plus 2012-14 era dubstep is actually the ideal situation
Reposted by Noah Kuhn
I just got an email from the bank titled “Sports Betting vs. Investing”.
…We are so damn cooked, man.
…We are so damn cooked, man.
November 18, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I just got an email from the bank titled “Sports Betting vs. Investing”.
…We are so damn cooked, man.
…We are so damn cooked, man.
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you can have nuance when unions protecting employee rights are the norm. until then fight with all you've got folks
November 17, 2025 at 6:00 PM
you can have nuance when unions protecting employee rights are the norm. until then fight with all you've got folks
no doctor i don't need to take my medication i just need to listen to various 2012-14 era dubstep songs for the first time again
November 16, 2025 at 8:25 AM
no doctor i don't need to take my medication i just need to listen to various 2012-14 era dubstep songs for the first time again
just had to update to macOS Tahoe with liquid glass and thEY FUCKING ROUNDED THE WINDOW CORNERS EVEN MORE SOMEHOW
THEY'RE INCONSISTENT I CAN SEE OTHER WINDOWS WITH LESS ROUNDED CORNERS PEEKING OUT FROM BEHIND WINDOWS WITH MORE ROUNDED CORNERS
HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE
THEY'RE INCONSISTENT I CAN SEE OTHER WINDOWS WITH LESS ROUNDED CORNERS PEEKING OUT FROM BEHIND WINDOWS WITH MORE ROUNDED CORNERS
HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE
i don't know how to put it but the modern (or longstanding, if you're an apple user) tech ui obsession with rounded corners is an infringement on my rights. give me corners or give me death
November 14, 2025 at 5:40 PM
just had to update to macOS Tahoe with liquid glass and thEY FUCKING ROUNDED THE WINDOW CORNERS EVEN MORE SOMEHOW
THEY'RE INCONSISTENT I CAN SEE OTHER WINDOWS WITH LESS ROUNDED CORNERS PEEKING OUT FROM BEHIND WINDOWS WITH MORE ROUNDED CORNERS
HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE
THEY'RE INCONSISTENT I CAN SEE OTHER WINDOWS WITH LESS ROUNDED CORNERS PEEKING OUT FROM BEHIND WINDOWS WITH MORE ROUNDED CORNERS
HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE
i want to believe. manifesting more of my robot wife (wheatley)
November 13, 2025 at 5:41 AM
i want to believe. manifesting more of my robot wife (wheatley)
FOLLOWED BY BLUE RONDO A LA TURK
IM LIVING !!!!! GRRRAAAHHH !!!!!!
IM LIVING !!!!! GRRRAAAHHH !!!!!!
HOOOOOLY SHIT DAVE BRUBECK TAKE FIVE PLAYING IN THE CAFE
I ASCEND TO GODHOOD
I ASCEND TO GODHOOD
November 10, 2025 at 6:59 PM
FOLLOWED BY BLUE RONDO A LA TURK
IM LIVING !!!!! GRRRAAAHHH !!!!!!
IM LIVING !!!!! GRRRAAAHHH !!!!!!
HOOOOOLY SHIT DAVE BRUBECK TAKE FIVE PLAYING IN THE CAFE
I ASCEND TO GODHOOD
I ASCEND TO GODHOOD
November 10, 2025 at 6:54 PM
HOOOOOLY SHIT DAVE BRUBECK TAKE FIVE PLAYING IN THE CAFE
I ASCEND TO GODHOOD
I ASCEND TO GODHOOD
oh hey, the demons won. i put out another space song on bandcamp
noahkuhn.bandcamp.com/track/ejecta...
noahkuhn.bandcamp.com/track/ejecta...
EJECTAMENTA (Demo), by NKDNE
track by NKDNE
noahkuhn.bandcamp.com
November 10, 2025 at 6:43 PM
oh hey, the demons won. i put out another space song on bandcamp
noahkuhn.bandcamp.com/track/ejecta...
noahkuhn.bandcamp.com/track/ejecta...
made the mistake of looking back through my art fight bookmarks in early november. how am i supposed to wait until july to draw these lovely characters !!!!
November 10, 2025 at 5:53 PM
made the mistake of looking back through my art fight bookmarks in early november. how am i supposed to wait until july to draw these lovely characters !!!!
GRRRRAHHH I LOVE BEING MULTIPASSIONATE I LOVE MAKING MUSIC I LOVE MAKING GAMES I LOVE MAKING ART I LOVE MAKING ANIMATIONS I LOVE WRITING AND WORLDBUILDING I LOVE PROGRAMMING I LOVE EVERYTHING THANKS
November 8, 2025 at 7:42 AM
GRRRRAHHH I LOVE BEING MULTIPASSIONATE I LOVE MAKING MUSIC I LOVE MAKING GAMES I LOVE MAKING ART I LOVE MAKING ANIMATIONS I LOVE WRITING AND WORLDBUILDING I LOVE PROGRAMMING I LOVE EVERYTHING THANKS
Reposted by Noah Kuhn
Reposted by Noah Kuhn
The fact that 30% of our stock market is wrapped up in “help-kids-kill-themselves” technology seems to be an important datapoint in the evolution of late stage capitalism.
ChatGPT advised a suicidal young woman on how to take her own life, telling her "If you choose death, I'm with you - till the end, without judging."
I wanted ChatGPT to help me. So why did it advise me how to kill myself?
ChatGPT wrote a woman a suicide note and another AI chatbot role-played sexual acts with children, BBC finds.
www.bbc.com
November 7, 2025 at 12:20 AM
The fact that 30% of our stock market is wrapped up in “help-kids-kill-themselves” technology seems to be an important datapoint in the evolution of late stage capitalism.
new youtube update where it straight up executes a zip bomb on your device and calls swat on your house if it detects that you've ever used an ad blocker on any site ever. it produces false positives 80% of the time but that's good enough to ship anyway
November 7, 2025 at 1:52 AM
new youtube update where it straight up executes a zip bomb on your device and calls swat on your house if it detects that you've ever used an ad blocker on any site ever. it produces false positives 80% of the time but that's good enough to ship anyway
Reposted by Noah Kuhn
Racist Italian uncle who moved to Florida because he thinks Mamdani's gonna implement city-mandated gay buttfucking under sharia law
🤝
Racist Cuban uncle who moved to Florida because Castro destroyed his job back home (punching the plantation slaves in the head to wake them up for work)
🤝
Racist Cuban uncle who moved to Florida because Castro destroyed his job back home (punching the plantation slaves in the head to wake them up for work)
November 6, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Racist Italian uncle who moved to Florida because he thinks Mamdani's gonna implement city-mandated gay buttfucking under sharia law
🤝
Racist Cuban uncle who moved to Florida because Castro destroyed his job back home (punching the plantation slaves in the head to wake them up for work)
🤝
Racist Cuban uncle who moved to Florida because Castro destroyed his job back home (punching the plantation slaves in the head to wake them up for work)
Reposted by Noah Kuhn
This needs more attention: Zohran SPLIT the straights with Cuomo. ALL of his margin was from LGBTQ+ voters. Every Dem who ever said “we should abandon the transes” needs this shoved down their fucking throat with a ramrod.
November 5, 2025 at 5:39 AM
This needs more attention: Zohran SPLIT the straights with Cuomo. ALL of his margin was from LGBTQ+ voters. Every Dem who ever said “we should abandon the transes” needs this shoved down their fucking throat with a ramrod.
Reposted by Noah Kuhn
ggrrRRAAAHHH I LOVE SHOVELING MONEY AT ARTISTS TO DRAW MY BLORBOS !!!!!! I LOVE HAVING DISPOSABLE INCOME THAT I CAN SUPPORT INDIVIDUAL ARTISTS WITH !!!! EVERY ARTIST DOES GREAT WORK I LOVE YOU ALL
October 27, 2025 at 8:38 PM
ggrrRRAAAHHH I LOVE SHOVELING MONEY AT ARTISTS TO DRAW MY BLORBOS !!!!!! I LOVE HAVING DISPOSABLE INCOME THAT I CAN SUPPORT INDIVIDUAL ARTISTS WITH !!!! EVERY ARTIST DOES GREAT WORK I LOVE YOU ALL
the breakfast burrito may be the perfect food
October 25, 2025 at 12:13 AM
the breakfast burrito may be the perfect food
crazy how being bored and uninspired can straight up lead me to feeling sick to my stomach
October 22, 2025 at 11:57 PM
crazy how being bored and uninspired can straight up lead me to feeling sick to my stomach
there is no reason for me to attempt or practice voice acting. i am a programmer by trade and i already dip my toes into music, art, and writing as hobbies. that said, i've recently been overcome with the desire to attempt voice acting. i collect creative hobbies like thanos collects infinity stones
October 22, 2025 at 9:05 PM
there is no reason for me to attempt or practice voice acting. i am a programmer by trade and i already dip my toes into music, art, and writing as hobbies. that said, i've recently been overcome with the desire to attempt voice acting. i collect creative hobbies like thanos collects infinity stones
Reposted by Noah Kuhn
i am going to become the fucking joker
when trans people take HRT to feel normal: “look at these depraved sex freaks performing their sick fetish in public, we should bully them out of existence”
when cis ppl take HRT so they can fuck real good:
when cis ppl take HRT so they can fuck real good:
October 22, 2025 at 7:01 PM
i am going to become the fucking joker
the new youtube ui has made my day-to-day life noticeably worse
October 22, 2025 at 5:49 PM
the new youtube ui has made my day-to-day life noticeably worse