Noah Love
@noahlove.bsky.social
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noahlove.bsky.social
Casting people are hung up on the idea that Jared won an Oscar (deserved at the time!), when they should be focused on how a significant part of the Morbius ridicule and failure was because people find Jared insufferable (because he used all of his goodwill to start a sex cult and make awful music).
noahlove.bsky.social
Tron: Legacy made $172M domestically, had roughly the same middling reviews and, critically, did not star Jared Leto.
jessehawken.bsky.social
The reason why TRON bombed is because there are very very few people left on the planet who are invested in the story of Kevin Flynn, hotshot video game designer from a movie from 43 years ago
noahlove.bsky.social
Jeter did not enjoy the fourth round of "da yankees lose."
Derek Jeter's sense of
noahlove.bsky.social
Be one with the trash. Become … trash.
Two sad Yankees fans with an ungodly amount of trash
noahlove.bsky.social
Okay Vladdy in tears after beating the Yankees in the Bronx, yes that is very good.
noahlove.bsky.social
I can’t believe we’re now doing the championship photo in the division round, come on.
noahlove.bsky.social
He is a normal pitcher who makes me feel fine.
noahlove.bsky.social
I never doubt Jeff Hoffman.
noahlove.bsky.social
Just one more barf-inducing Hoffman inning to go.
noahlove.bsky.social
What could go wrong
noahlove.bsky.social
The Leafs are a juggernaut.
noahlove.bsky.social
Only two more hours of baseball to go.
noahlove.bsky.social
The good thing about IKF is that in addition to being a defensive stud he doesn't just hit the ball weakly or strike out in every at bat.
noahlove.bsky.social
How do I get my hands on this pillow that goes in my mouth and makes the right side of my head inflate like a balloon
noahlove.bsky.social
Every single time I hear "Trump" and "Insurrection Act"
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davidjroth.bsky.social
Doing a sober, serious-minded TV interview about Bari Weiss's appointment to head up CBS News in which I make evidence-based arguments but say her name in the Borat "very nice" voice every time I mention her.
noahlove.bsky.social
I reposted that last week because I knew you were right but I’ll admit I was surprised by the sheer extent of the rightness.
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michaelcaley.bsky.social
pulled after five and a third

because of woke
blakemurphy.bsky.social
Trey Yesavae's day is done at 5.1IP, 0 hits, 1 walk, 11 strikeouts, and 78 pitches

What an ovation
noahlove.bsky.social
All that's left is Varsho hitting for the cycle and Yesavage setting the MLB post-season strikeout record.
noahlove.bsky.social
Enjoying the baseball game.