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Natalie @noflashingneon.bsky.social · 10h

Dream report: a hotel employee tried to pickpocket me and I shouted "Help! Management!". Then I used an opticians machine without proper authorisation and couldn't manage to write my name when I got caught (spelt it wrong). It was a busy night.

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Secret Drug Addict @scrtdrugaddict.bsky.social · 12h

When someone asks me if i'm seeing anyone, I automatically assume they're talking about a psychiatrist

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Natalie @noflashingneon.bsky.social · 11h

It's the concerned tone, the sympathetic nodding and the head tilt.

Natalie @noflashingneon.bsky.social · 11h

Maybe he is distressed gentlefolk, forced to earn a crust as a school teacher

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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 1d

I rescued my neighbour last winter, she possibly could have died from exposure. Cannot stand her, really regret it now.

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Natalie @noflashingneon.bsky.social · 1d

Strangers have full blown conversations in your mentions and forget you're there.

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Natalie @noflashingneon.bsky.social · 2d

Makes it sound like they've been stitched up and there's a campaign for their release.

Natalie @noflashingneon.bsky.social · 2d

What a terrible name too

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Natalie @noflashingneon.bsky.social · 2d

Absolutely not.

Natalie @noflashingneon.bsky.social · 2d

Update: I survived the night.

Natalie @noflashingneon.bsky.social · 3d

Derelicte

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Natalie @noflashingneon.bsky.social · 3d

They'd all have to start campaigning on each other's behalf.

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Natalie @noflashingneon.bsky.social · 3d

"I heard your boyfriend got engaged! Congratulations!"

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Natalie @noflashingneon.bsky.social · 3d

I got a flu jab last week and barely felt it. I got a covid jab today and I think I'm in danger of losing the arm.

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Natalie @noflashingneon.bsky.social · 3d

I've a friend who shifted Ryan Tubridy in the 90s and I texted her "your boyfriend is on the telly again" everytime I saw the Late Late for years. Years!

Gerry McBride @gerrymcbride.bsky.social · 3d

Niall Donald talking about how Jim Gavin ripped him off included the truest, most Irish statement I’ve ever heard in my life, like this absolutely would be what your friends would say to you in these circumstances

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Natalie @noflashingneon.bsky.social · 4d

...wearing roller skates.

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Natalie @noflashingneon.bsky.social · 4d

Are you in Irish college

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Natalie @noflashingneon.bsky.social · 4d

Quick, the fainting couch! (23% vat on fainting couches)

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Natalie @noflashingneon.bsky.social · 4d

This is the second time I've been wrong this year

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Natalie @noflashingneon.bsky.social · 4d

I was wrong, it's nicotine inhalers, which are different www2.hse.ie/living-well/...

Nicotine replacement therapy (NRT) to help you stop smoking

NRT can help you to stop smoking. It gives you a low level of nicotine, without many of the harmful ingredients present in tobacco.

www2.hse.ie

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Natalie @noflashingneon.bsky.social · 4d

Can you still order vapes free if you phone the stop smoking number?

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Natalie @noflashingneon.bsky.social · 5d

I'm enjoying this election so far, I have to say.

Natalie @noflashingneon.bsky.social · 5d

Also, can we get the post offices to frank the post again, instead of them all being franked by Athlone Mail Centre. My mother is very upset about it.

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Natalie @noflashingneon.bsky.social · 6d

He's going to be on the ballot, apparently

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Pintbaby @pintbaby.bsky.social · 6d

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