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Hello Mcdonalds? I tried your new Un-happy meal! The one with the Grinch on it! And it made me feel like a piece of shit!!
November 24, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Hello Mcdonalds? I tried your new Un-happy meal! The one with the Grinch on it! And it made me feel like a piece of shit!!
The birthday haver
November 23, 2025 at 7:36 AM
The birthday haver
Got in my car after work and started doing my Hercule impression really loudly without realising a coworker was getting into the car next to me
November 21, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Got in my car after work and started doing my Hercule impression really loudly without realising a coworker was getting into the car next to me
There's a guy in the beer garden that's playing really bad phone recordings of what I assume are his original acoustic songs and this one just says the phrase "I am better than you" over and over. Hope he carries his CDs with him cause I need more.
November 16, 2025 at 5:51 AM
There's a guy in the beer garden that's playing really bad phone recordings of what I assume are his original acoustic songs and this one just says the phrase "I am better than you" over and over. Hope he carries his CDs with him cause I need more.
I've watched Lord of the Rings a billion times but had no idea that when Aragorn kicked that helmet he actually farted so hard he shat himself
November 15, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I've watched Lord of the Rings a billion times but had no idea that when Aragorn kicked that helmet he actually farted so hard he shat himself
The lady at super cheap auto had a forehead tattoo that said 'brave'. No real joke to make here, just appreciate it as a short self contained story.
November 14, 2025 at 12:49 AM
The lady at super cheap auto had a forehead tattoo that said 'brave'. No real joke to make here, just appreciate it as a short self contained story.
Working in an office is just going to a room with a bunch of people and taking turns clearing your throat until you can leave
November 12, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Working in an office is just going to a room with a bunch of people and taking turns clearing your throat until you can leave
My girlfriend bought me a Stratocaster for graduation/birthday/Christmas and it's just so so good
November 9, 2025 at 7:38 AM
My girlfriend bought me a Stratocaster for graduation/birthday/Christmas and it's just so so good
Melbourne Cup? Sorry I don't watch sportsball 😂
November 4, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Melbourne Cup? Sorry I don't watch sportsball 😂
Just finished my final Masters exam and about to go out for all you can eat steak.
homer simpson is driving a small car over a bridge
ALT: homer simpson is driving a small car over a bridge
media.tenor.com
November 3, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Just finished my final Masters exam and about to go out for all you can eat steak.
The scene in Men In Black where K is zooming in on his wife but the shot pans out and everyone else is also zooming in on his wife
October 30, 2025 at 11:50 PM
The scene in Men In Black where K is zooming in on his wife but the shot pans out and everyone else is also zooming in on his wife
Great memories from Newcastle
October 24, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Great memories from Newcastle
Woah, I did not see that twist coming in Dune 2 (Christopher Walken being the emperor)
October 17, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Woah, I did not see that twist coming in Dune 2 (Christopher Walken being the emperor)
Rip Diane Keaton, this week's rewatch of the The First Wives Club is gonna sting more than usual
October 11, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Rip Diane Keaton, this week's rewatch of the The First Wives Club is gonna sting more than usual
My dream job would be the head of a famous dead musician relative's estate. Just suing everybody and rolling in a pit of money cause my great uncle wrote some songs
October 11, 2025 at 3:25 AM
My dream job would be the head of a famous dead musician relative's estate. Just suing everybody and rolling in a pit of money cause my great uncle wrote some songs
Thinking about the full monty chips
October 6, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Thinking about the full monty chips
Whether you loved her or hated her, you can't deny she loved those dang apes
October 1, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Whether you loved her or hated her, you can't deny she loved those dang apes
What is Jimeoin doing on that Riyadh comedy lineup lol
October 1, 2025 at 9:46 AM
What is Jimeoin doing on that Riyadh comedy lineup lol
"That wasn't even a metaphor. This old man just came over to me and put his whole dick and balls in a glass of tonic and gin"
-Billy Joel, Unprompted
-Billy Joel, Unprompted
September 30, 2025 at 7:28 AM
"That wasn't even a metaphor. This old man just came over to me and put his whole dick and balls in a glass of tonic and gin"
-Billy Joel, Unprompted
-Billy Joel, Unprompted
That Mccluggage guy comes from a long line of McDonald's themed suit case manufacturers
September 27, 2025 at 7:45 AM
That Mccluggage guy comes from a long line of McDonald's themed suit case manufacturers
They've framed this like he's an ape that just learned how to speak lmao
September 24, 2025 at 12:03 PM
They've framed this like he's an ape that just learned how to speak lmao
Yeah we're opening a real 'kitchen to plate' style restaurant. We make the food in here and then put it on that
September 20, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Yeah we're opening a real 'kitchen to plate' style restaurant. We make the food in here and then put it on that
BREAKING: Arj Barker has kicked a mother and her baby out of a show after the baby was caught liking a post criticizing Charlie Kirk
September 18, 2025 at 6:57 AM
BREAKING: Arj Barker has kicked a mother and her baby out of a show after the baby was caught liking a post criticizing Charlie Kirk
Every time I read RUOK phonetically
September 10, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Every time I read RUOK phonetically