Nömenlōony
@nomenloony.co.uk
GenX baldy beardy pierced guy. Monday is bin day. He/Him. Woke.
🤘 Metalhead 🎵
🎸 Bassist
🎢 Rollercoasters
🕹️ Twitch streamer
🌌 Astronomer
🖤 Latex & leather
🏳️🌈 LGBTQIA+ daddy Dom vibes
👩❤️👨 Taken
🇪🇺 Not over it
www.nomenloony.co.uk
🤘 Metalhead 🎵
🎸 Bassist
🎢 Rollercoasters
🕹️ Twitch streamer
🌌 Astronomer
🖤 Latex & leather
🏳️🌈 LGBTQIA+ daddy Dom vibes
👩❤️👨 Taken
🇪🇺 Not over it
www.nomenloony.co.uk
nomenloony.com/@nomenloony
My new Mastodon account on my very own instance. Lovely eh?
Remember - no www at the beginning.
My new Mastodon account on my very own instance. Lovely eh?
Remember - no www at the beginning.
nomenloony (@[email protected])
2 Posts, 46 Following, 55 Followers · Your friendly neighbourhood baldy beardy weirdo. That's what happens when you order your Ming the Merciless from TEMU.
nomenloony.com
December 6, 2025 at 7:42 PM
nomenloony.com/@nomenloony
My new Mastodon account on my very own instance. Lovely eh?
Remember - no www at the beginning.
My new Mastodon account on my very own instance. Lovely eh?
Remember - no www at the beginning.
I got a mastodon instance of my own. This makes me very happy!
December 6, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I got a mastodon instance of my own. This makes me very happy!
Brain. You've done it again. 5:20am and I'm ranting at stupid people on Facebook.
I've just taken the decision to turn Facebook into a 30 minute app only accessible during daylight hours.
That gives me more time to be sassy with you beautiful intelligent Bluesky people.
I've just taken the decision to turn Facebook into a 30 minute app only accessible during daylight hours.
That gives me more time to be sassy with you beautiful intelligent Bluesky people.
December 6, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Brain. You've done it again. 5:20am and I'm ranting at stupid people on Facebook.
I've just taken the decision to turn Facebook into a 30 minute app only accessible during daylight hours.
That gives me more time to be sassy with you beautiful intelligent Bluesky people.
I've just taken the decision to turn Facebook into a 30 minute app only accessible during daylight hours.
That gives me more time to be sassy with you beautiful intelligent Bluesky people.
It's a puddle of cat.
December 5, 2025 at 10:52 PM
It's a puddle of cat.
I think it might be a good idea to remind you about my YouTube channel - www.youtube.com/nomenloony
You can find absolutely hours of streams archived there, as well as a few odd videos.
You can find absolutely hours of streams archived there, as well as a few odd videos.
Nomenloony
Streaming games of all types both retro & modern. From 4 bit to 64 bit I've been there. This channel also contains life stuff, rollercoasters, latex, and general nerdy things.
You can visit me on
Tw...
www.youtube.com
December 5, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I think it might be a good idea to remind you about my YouTube channel - www.youtube.com/nomenloony
You can find absolutely hours of streams archived there, as well as a few odd videos.
You can find absolutely hours of streams archived there, as well as a few odd videos.
Another day in Wolverhampton.
One last issue to find now and then we are good.
One last issue to find now and then we are good.
December 4, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Another day in Wolverhampton.
One last issue to find now and then we are good.
One last issue to find now and then we are good.
Well I'm in Whamhalla.
December 3, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Well I'm in Whamhalla.
Dickhead "what the fuck were you wearing in that Instagram photo"
Me "well it wasn't mucky grey jogger bottoms and crocs, you knob"
Me "well it wasn't mucky grey jogger bottoms and crocs, you knob"
December 2, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Dickhead "what the fuck were you wearing in that Instagram photo"
Me "well it wasn't mucky grey jogger bottoms and crocs, you knob"
Me "well it wasn't mucky grey jogger bottoms and crocs, you knob"
Ironically... The Wolverhampton taxis have the worst drivers.
Do you think it could be because they don't know the roads of Sheffield?
😏
Do you think it could be because they don't know the roads of Sheffield?
😏
December 2, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Ironically... The Wolverhampton taxis have the worst drivers.
Do you think it could be because they don't know the roads of Sheffield?
😏
Do you think it could be because they don't know the roads of Sheffield?
😏
open.spotify.com/track/0SZVTD...
I have to say I'm absolutely loving the new Moron Police album.
This track - Pachinko Part 1 is my absolute favourite new thing.
I have to say I'm absolutely loving the new Moron Police album.
This track - Pachinko Part 1 is my absolute favourite new thing.
Pachinko, Pt. 1
open.spotify.com
December 1, 2025 at 10:10 PM
open.spotify.com/track/0SZVTD...
I have to say I'm absolutely loving the new Moron Police album.
This track - Pachinko Part 1 is my absolute favourite new thing.
I have to say I'm absolutely loving the new Moron Police album.
This track - Pachinko Part 1 is my absolute favourite new thing.
Spotify giving away free for 4 months if anyone fancies some free ad free music.
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December 1, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Spotify giving away free for 4 months if anyone fancies some free ad free music.
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Just been to the Dr's to see the nurse for my ears checking. Two women outside in waiting room moaning about absolutely everything.
I was in for 3 minutes, came out, and heard them "oh I wonder what he's had that was so quick"
I just said without thinking "liver transplant" and walked out.
I was in for 3 minutes, came out, and heard them "oh I wonder what he's had that was so quick"
I just said without thinking "liver transplant" and walked out.
December 1, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Just been to the Dr's to see the nurse for my ears checking. Two women outside in waiting room moaning about absolutely everything.
I was in for 3 minutes, came out, and heard them "oh I wonder what he's had that was so quick"
I just said without thinking "liver transplant" and walked out.
I was in for 3 minutes, came out, and heard them "oh I wonder what he's had that was so quick"
I just said without thinking "liver transplant" and walked out.
The #latex is back out.
I finally got my arse into gear and got some dressing aid and shine after trying to achieve the Primula Effect*
*The Primula Effect is when you try and squeeze enough Primula cheese from the tube for that one last cracker despite it being very empty.
#primulaeffect
I finally got my arse into gear and got some dressing aid and shine after trying to achieve the Primula Effect*
*The Primula Effect is when you try and squeeze enough Primula cheese from the tube for that one last cracker despite it being very empty.
#primulaeffect
November 30, 2025 at 10:23 PM
The #latex is back out.
I finally got my arse into gear and got some dressing aid and shine after trying to achieve the Primula Effect*
*The Primula Effect is when you try and squeeze enough Primula cheese from the tube for that one last cracker despite it being very empty.
#primulaeffect
I finally got my arse into gear and got some dressing aid and shine after trying to achieve the Primula Effect*
*The Primula Effect is when you try and squeeze enough Primula cheese from the tube for that one last cracker despite it being very empty.
#primulaeffect
Let's start an over 30's thread...
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52
November 29, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Let's start an over 30's thread...
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Today I am mostly farting Dhal smells.
November 28, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Today I am mostly farting Dhal smells.
Put a new RCD socket in today.
Plugged this 4 way adapter in and it tripped as soon as I plugged an appliance in. Then I looked in the plug. Can you spot the mistake?
Plugged this 4 way adapter in and it tripped as soon as I plugged an appliance in. Then I looked in the plug. Can you spot the mistake?
November 28, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Put a new RCD socket in today.
Plugged this 4 way adapter in and it tripped as soon as I plugged an appliance in. Then I looked in the plug. Can you spot the mistake?
Plugged this 4 way adapter in and it tripped as soon as I plugged an appliance in. Then I looked in the plug. Can you spot the mistake?
If you're an open web kind of person Mastodon is my favourite place. I'm becoming much more active there.
I don't like when people "own" social media. It gives them too much power.
I don't like when people "own" social media. It gives them too much power.
November 28, 2025 at 5:22 AM
If you're an open web kind of person Mastodon is my favourite place. I'm becoming much more active there.
I don't like when people "own" social media. It gives them too much power.
I don't like when people "own" social media. It gives them too much power.
Wordle 1,622 3/6
⬛🟩🟨⬛🟩
🟨🟩🟨🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
A good one today.
⬛🟩🟨⬛🟩
🟨🟩🟨🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
A good one today.
November 27, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Wordle 1,622 3/6
⬛🟩🟨⬛🟩
🟨🟩🟨🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
A good one today.
⬛🟩🟨⬛🟩
🟨🟩🟨🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
A good one today.
"French Fry Restaurant"
Get out.
Get out.
new favourite New York Times term for a British thing just dropped
November 27, 2025 at 7:33 AM
"French Fry Restaurant"
Get out.
Get out.
Pffft Hollywood and influencers getting in on the full leather thing...
I've been doing this for years! I'm a trendsetter.
There'll be getting silly numbers of piercings next.
#leather #leathershirt #fullleather #leatherjeans
I've been doing this for years! I'm a trendsetter.
There'll be getting silly numbers of piercings next.
#leather #leathershirt #fullleather #leatherjeans
November 27, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Pffft Hollywood and influencers getting in on the full leather thing...
I've been doing this for years! I'm a trendsetter.
There'll be getting silly numbers of piercings next.
#leather #leathershirt #fullleather #leatherjeans
I've been doing this for years! I'm a trendsetter.
There'll be getting silly numbers of piercings next.
#leather #leathershirt #fullleather #leatherjeans
Getting used to the drone now. Follow mode is amazing and now I've figured how to do low and high shots I'm going to have so much fun.
November 27, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Getting used to the drone now. Follow mode is amazing and now I've figured how to do low and high shots I'm going to have so much fun.
The world's biggest fossilised human shit was dropped by a Viking in the 10th Century.
It's 9" long for fucks sake! Just how?!
It's 9" long for fucks sake! Just how?!
November 26, 2025 at 7:15 PM
The world's biggest fossilised human shit was dropped by a Viking in the 10th Century.
It's 9" long for fucks sake! Just how?!
It's 9" long for fucks sake! Just how?!
Got myself a drone. Passed my licence and everything so I'm fully legal.
November 26, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Got myself a drone. Passed my licence and everything so I'm fully legal.
Happy Gazpacho Soup day.
November 25, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Happy Gazpacho Soup day.