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NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 8h

even hotter pokemon take: let the pokemon have titties. it's clearly what the developers want

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NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 12h

spinda hasn't been seen since the 3DS era either! bad bitches die in darkness

NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 13h

and since #dexit, bringing back an old pokemon can generate just as much dopamine as releasing a new one. like where tf is clamperl? her people need her!

NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 13h

i don't think gamefreak is ever gonna do this, but it's what i would do if i valued sustainability over short term gain

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NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 13h

and since #dexit, bringing back an old pokemon can generate just as much dopamine as releasing a new one. like where tf is clamperl? her people need her!

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NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 13h

i know dropping another 80ish methodically engineered mascots every generation is an easy way to print money, but it'd be even easier (and cheaper) to just focus on the mascots you already created.

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NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 13h

not the games, just the pokemon. you've gotta 1000+ of the lil fuckers you don't have to introduce anymore

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NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 13h

it's pokemon hot take week so here's mine: they gotta stop making new pokemon

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NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 1d

the zootopia subreddit is very fun for people watching. the children's book adaptation of zootopia 2 leaked and there's much debate as to whether the book for babies accurately captures how medicore the movie's plot is

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NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 3d

while pangoro hits like a truck and is cool as hell, i quickly noticed a glaring flaw in my team composition: TOO MANY PUNCHERS. even moderately plucky golbats were eating my team for lunch. luckily i found the best pikaclone, mimikyu, and immediately threw her on the squad.

salazzle, bewear, mimikyu, alolan grimer, alolan marowak and araquanid from pokemon.

NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 4d

this wouldn't be happening if they'd found the pee tape

NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 7d

for the first time in my pokemon playing career, i got so bored by my started that i box'd 'em, and added the vastly more interesting alolan grimer

oricorio also got box'd, because gamefreak gave it the worst movepool i've ever seen. WHY is it learning double slap in its mid-20s! pancham better.

pancham, bewear, salandit, alolan grimer, alolan marowak and araquanid from pokemon

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NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 7d

ty gym leader and internet personality iono

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NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 8d

dewpider evolved IMMEDIATELY because she is all about that action. poor cutiefly got difficulty curve'd and could no longer hang, and so got box'd and replaced by top 10 pokemon stufful.

cubone and salandit also joined the team! cubone hits like a goddamn tractor trailer so she has da big bone.

dartrix, oricorio, salandit, cubone, stufful and araquanid from pokemon

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NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 9d

rising rates of autism have been linked to not giving me a choccy milk

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🩸Spooky Sara🩸 @pashion.bsky.social · Jan 16

ANIMORPHS
"Shh.
I'm shifting into
SOUP
MODE"
SCHOLASTIC its Jason Alexander playing George Costanza from Seinfeld going into soup mode for the winter

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NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 10d

pichu evolved into pikachu and pikachu is so boring that he got box'd in favor of oricorio. and since i'm more of a cat person, rockruff got box'd and replaced with dewpider.

and rowlet evolved, which i barely even noticed.

dartrix, dewpider, cutiefly and oricorio from pokemon.

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NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 12d

there's like nobody interesting to catch in the first 10 hours of the game, but i got by with these foddermons. cutiefly is actually kinda tuff!

rowlet, pichu, rockruff and cutiefly from pokemon

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NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 15d

abba dabba

NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 18d

playing pokemon moon for the first time and i've been drawing my team progression :3

digital art of rowlet, an owl pokemon, and pichu, the baby mouse pokemon

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NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 25d

balcony lady moving like...

L from Death Note when he accuses Light of being kira

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NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 27d

must've been one hell of a climax!

NBC Sports Soccer @nbcsportsoccer.bsky.social · 27d

Gooners in Kansas City go WILD after Martinelli's beautiful finish.🔥

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Andrew Neal | Added Value Books @wanderlane.bsky.social · 28d

Canceling Disney+ because they canceled Kimmel is well and good, but if you really want to make them pay attention, there is no better way than fucking Goofy's wife

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NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · Sep 12

ready for a KILLER return to PARADISE?

obviously i'm referring to the cult classic murder mystery, dangaronpa 2. the game about paradise and killers.

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B. Marcella @brettpunk.bsky.social · Sep 10

My gray Agumon has reached Champion level by digivolving into DarkTyrannomon! And he's a bit wild! I'm not sure how to raise such a big, unruly guy.

Digitally colored ink drawing of DarkTyrannomon in a forest at night, swinging one massive claw right at the viewer.

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NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · Sep 10

framing on this is sick nasty

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