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Gabe Heiland (They/Them) @norseartemis.bsky.social · 1d

OR refer to all skill checks as trigger volumes

Gabe Heiland (They/Them) @norseartemis.bsky.social · 2d

Making a deck:

Me: Nue User Experience (NUX) Best Bractice in Mobile
Me: hmmmmm that looks wrong
Me: Nuw User Experience (NUX) Best Practice in Mobile
Me: nailed it

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Gabe Heiland (They/Them) @norseartemis.bsky.social · 2d

Hey I got to pull off part one of my heel turn due to blessing and successfully rizzed up the princess I’m going to kidnap. The 4 is still looking shifty tho

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Gabe Heiland (They/Them) @norseartemis.bsky.social · 3d

Part 1 of my D&D heel turn is complete, the party knows, above table, that all is not as it appears with my foppish bard. Amazingly RIGHT after one of the other party members was like “I don’t know you, but I trust you” yesssss step into my web.

My character rn:

a man is talking about how much he loves watching someone work

ALT: a man is talking about how much he loves watching someone work

media.tenor.com

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Trick Weekes @trickweekes.bsky.social · 5d

In Edmonton Tonight! Fundraising Choir & Dance. Doors open at 7:00, and I will be there reading runes and blessing/exorcising your gaming dice as needed! Come get spooky a week early and raise money for two local choirs!

www.astralprojects.ca/cthulhuchoir

About 1 — ASTRAL PROJECTS

www.astralprojects.ca

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Gabe Heiland (They/Them) @norseartemis.bsky.social · 7d

Wait, new pitch

Dramione gender swap AU where he’s a black man and she’s a white woman in the 1930’s American south…shit I just made To Kill a Mockingbird again

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Gabe Heiland (They/Them) @norseartemis.bsky.social · 7d

There’s gonna be a LOT of pistol euphemisms

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Gabe Heiland (They/Them) @norseartemis.bsky.social · 7d

tell me when your Poelo fic is ready

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Trick Weekes @trickweekes.bsky.social · 7d

Reminder that @karinww.bsky.social and many others will be singing at the fundraising concert for two local choirs this Saturday in Edmonton, and I will be reading runes and blessing/exorcising gaming dice!

www.astralprojects.ca/cthulhuchoir

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Gabe Heiland (They/Them) @norseartemis.bsky.social · 7d

*scoops more dice into the bag*

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RaidPanda @raidpanda.bsky.social · 12d

Here's the whole block list

bsky.app/profile/did:...

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Gabe Heiland (They/Them) @norseartemis.bsky.social · 13d

I am just hoping you are going all in on costuming and perhaps some character work?

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Gabe Heiland (They/Them) @norseartemis.bsky.social · Sep 26

This explains more than it doesn’t about some….things I’ve heard or known about unofficially for a bit

Trick Weekes @trickweekes.bsky.social · Sep 26

Buyers: So your games... guns and football, yes?

EA: Mmhmm, mmhmm, mostly guns and football, yep.

Buyers: No gay stuff? No politics we're not going to like?

EA: Haha, definitely not! Hey, could you give me one sec? I just need to shut down a studio real quick.

kotaku.com/report-saudi...

Saudi Arabia & Other Investors Nearing $50 Billion Deal To Buy EA

The massive deal might be announced officially as soon as next week according to sources with knowledge of the situation

kotaku.com

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Gabe Heiland (They/Them) @norseartemis.bsky.social · Sep 19

Look, when I say that I’m going to play the bardiest bard that ever barded I commit

A screenshot from discord
Lord Perrywrite Featherstone
I double checked in the changeover. Neither rules version of disguise self says you CANT use the spell as a penis enhancer, so

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Gabe Heiland (They/Them) @norseartemis.bsky.social · Sep 15

My D&D group are so supportive of child Gabe’s huge crush on Count Rugen from The Princess Bride and now are also sharing all of their “what did people in the 80s think a hot medieval dude looked like” crushes and yes this is all related to my character.

I mean, what options we have…

Christopher Guest as count rugen from the princess bride, a brunet man with depth back chin length hair, a salt and pepper goatee, wearing a leather tunic over a yellow shirt

Mikhail Boyarsky as the Wolf in Mama - on the left a young woman dressed as a deer, on the right a man in a tight black jumpsuit, large silver white wig with wolf ears

Mikhail Boyarsky as a musketeer? A brunet man with a curled bob and mustache wearing a musketeer hat

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Gabe Heiland (They/Them) @norseartemis.bsky.social · Sep 2

When my doctor is like “Gabe we talked about eating less processed sugar” imma be like “right but I follow epler on socials and my husband controls the Amazon account” and they’ll be like “ah, yeah this isn’t in your control let’s just go ahead and get you on insulin”

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Gabe Heiland (They/Them) @norseartemis.bsky.social · Sep 2

God dammit @eplerjc.bsky.social I read your post aloud and a day later….

A person holding a large tub of starburst jellybeans

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Lindsay Ellis @lindsayellis.bsky.social · Aug 29

$483k!! Can we get to half a million for PCRF?

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Gabe Heiland (They/Them) @norseartemis.bsky.social · Aug 27

Me, playing Mass Effect Legendary Edition: of course the geth have souls! Synthesis for all!

Also me 5 years later:

A screenshot of a discord message reading “unfortunately in this day and age we all have to fight the clankers for jobs”

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Aditya Mukerjee 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 @chimeracoder.bsky.social · Aug 21

RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.

The Advocate @advocate.com · Aug 20

Outcry grows after multiple trans users were targeted for mild criticisms of the anti-trans billionaire.

Bluesky silenced trans voices over J.K. Rowling, here’s why

Outcry grows after multiple trans users were targeted for mild criticisms of the anti-trans billionaire.

bit.ly

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Gabe Heiland (They/Them) @norseartemis.bsky.social · Aug 19

We have….a few sour cherries from the tree this year…

Empty strawberry container for scale

Two large mixing bowls filled with red cherries

Two large mixing bowls on a counter with a mouth d of cherries visible over the rim, a large container of strawberry husks sits next to the cherries for scale

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Gabe Heiland (They/Them) @norseartemis.bsky.social · Aug 15

I’d play it!

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Rami Ismail (رامي) @ramiismail.com · Aug 10

Israel assassinates journalists because evil can't stand the truth. Journalist Anas al-Sharif was assassinated with three others in a targeted attack by Israel's genocidal terrorist forces.

Any news media not condemning Israel's continued attack on the press should be understood to be propagandist.

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Gabe Heiland (They/Them) @norseartemis.bsky.social · Aug 10

Appropriate that my first human interaction in nyc is the airport taxi dispatcher yelling at all of us to go stand in a line (multiple times there were obviously not from Canada scofflaws)

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Gabe Heiland (They/Them) @norseartemis.bsky.social · Aug 10

Nope, too chock full of proprietary info only presenting to NDAed folk but still! It’s cool info!

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