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northavecandles.bsky.social
If this is you too, we may be kindred spirits
tarawinequeen.bsky.social
The childhood crushes on Theodore “Laurie” Laurence and Gilbert Blythe to adult obsessions with Fitzwilliam Darcy and Frederick Wentworth pipeline
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tarawinequeen.bsky.social
Happy birthday, Ray Bradbury, you were the king of dropping six-page stories a kid could read once in 7th grade English class and be haunted by for the rest of their life
northavecandles.bsky.social
My library hold hits and I transform into the “girl who is going to be okay” meme
tarawinequeen.bsky.social
Shout out to everyone on Libby hitting “deliver later” on the books I’ve got on hold and knocking weeks off my wait, you are vital pieces in the architecture of my will to live and I for one appreciate your inability to commit to that book at this time
northavecandles.bsky.social
Happy #BookLoversDay! 📚
tarawinequeen.bsky.social
Books are lifeboats sent by writers to rescue us, carry us away from the wreckage of our realities and into some other existence where the burden is briefly not ours to bear
northavecandles.bsky.social
It’s not you, it’s me 💔
tarawinequeen.bsky.social
“You're perfect just the way you are, and I wish I could be the person you deserve right now. Maybe we’ll connect again one day when the timing is right 💔”

- me to the unread books on my shelves as I leave to go get more books
northavecandles.bsky.social
only to be scooped up in a data breach a few weeks from now 💔
tarawinequeen.bsky.social
I don’t know if I can keep making new elaborate passwords, man. I stg the next time I have to come up with one it’s going to require me to include a solved calculus equation and ensure it passes the Bechdel test before it’ll be accepted
northavecandles.bsky.social
Oedipus jokes are real motherfuckers
tarawinequeen.bsky.social
Can’t help but feel sorry for Oedipus. His story is so complex
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tomgauld.bsky.social
My cartoon for this weekend’s @theguardian.com books.
A sunny day in the park. People jog, walk their dogs and sit in the shade of the trees. A woman sits on a bench and says:

“It's my perfect job, really! Their owners are busy people who love them but don't have time to give the attention they need.

Nobody likes to think of them just lying around the house all alone. 

So I pick them up bright and early and we spend the whole day in the park. 

I read a few chapters of each and drop them home with a short precis of what happened. Everyone's happy!”

She is reading a book and has a pile of six more beside her.
northavecandles.bsky.social
Just give that babe a library. Babes love libraries
tarawinequeen.bsky.social
Appreciate how hard the media of my youth went with the “if he loves you, he will offer up the library of your dreams” messaging
In the movie “Ever After,” Henry takes Danielle to see the library in a monastery, and she is overwhelmed with joy. In the movie “Beauty and the Beast,” the beast gives Belle his castle’s library, and she is overwhelmed with joy.
northavecandles.bsky.social
I hated to send it at all, honestly. Be free now
tarawinequeen.bsky.social
I hope this email doesn’t find you, actually. I hope you’re never burdened with determining the correct balance of exclamation points to other punctuation to keep you from coming across as unhinged ever again
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tarawinequeen.bsky.social
Reporter: So who IS on the Epstein list?

DOJ:
A jar depicting Odysseus escaping from the cyclops after telling him his name is “nobody”
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mcuban.bsky.social
The best way to reduce the cost of Medicaid is to name and shame big employers that pay their full time employees so little, they qualify for Medicaid
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cottageinwood.bsky.social
As someone who mostly reads horror, I'll never understand the vitriol towards "cozy" books. People say they are escapist, unserious, allowing readers to avoid big issues. And I'm like, girl, WHEN did your dark romance book fix society? Did I BLINK and miss your detective thriller solving crime?
northavecandles.bsky.social
brb just going to go grab the plums I’ve been saving in my ice box
tarawinequeen.bsky.social
I have entombed
that friend
who was in
my basement

and who
was expecting a
rare vintage

Forgive me
I had all these bricks
a trowel
and a grudge
northavecandles.bsky.social
Rich white boys ruining everything since time immemorial
tarawinequeen.bsky.social
Re: Lord of the Flies

Piggy, objectively correct and genuine in his beliefs, holds the conch mid-fight as a symbol of the democracy he has tried to help maintain; the boulder that crushes it and kills him is unaware of how right he is, and the side who released the rock could not care less
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tarawinequeen.bsky.social
How nice to have a meteor to blame things on instead of just *checks notes* unchecked greed
northavecandles.bsky.social
Feeling a little jealous of the dinosaurs lately, tbh. At least they weren’t responsible for their own demise
northavecandles.bsky.social
Feeling a little jealous of the dinosaurs lately, tbh. At least they weren’t responsible for their own demise
northavecandles.bsky.social
I need a holiday. A very long holiday. And I don’t expect I shall return. In fact, I mean not to
tarawinequeen.bsky.social
I feel thin, sort of stretched, like one person spread over too much job without commensurate compensation
cmikesspinmove.bsky.social
i feel thin, sort of stretched, like avocado scraped over too much bread
northavecandles.bsky.social
Before acting or speaking in today’s climate, consider: What Would Pedro Do?
northavecandles.bsky.social
(is neurodivergent)
tarawinequeen.bsky.social
In my Boo Radley era (staying home, being mysterious, giving people something to gossip about)
northavecandles.bsky.social
Actually ChatGPT is the name of the dropout who created it, what you're degrading your brain and ruining the planet with is ChatGPT’s monster
northavecandles.bsky.social
Gayle King: “it’s one trip to space, Michael. What could it cost? Ten dollars?”