Tara Wine-Queen Writes
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“I asked ChatGPT” well I asked the three Fates and the one with the scissors got very agitated when I told her you were using your one precious life thread talking to that cursed thing
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mychal3ts.bsky.social
Reading Rainbow… is back! 🥹

This LeVar Burton/Reading Rainbow raised human is feeling all of the library joy. We hope your kids believe they belong in books, just like you ✨

Take a look, it’s in a book 📚🌈🦋🌌
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No Cats In The Library 🐱📚 | Reading Rainbow 📖 🌈 | Full Episode | @Kidzuko​
YouTube video by Kidzuko
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smoreofbabylon.bsky.social
it’s so important, now more than ever, that we remember: there’s a cowboy with a big knife in Dracula, because Dracula takes place in cowboy times.
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tarawinequeen.bsky.social
Frankenstein’s monster to Frankenstein:

C’mon, Dad, you don’t even have to hang out with me yourself, just build me a bride to hang with and I pinky promise I won’t commit any more crimes 🙏
thisone0verhere.bsky.social
Sundays are for answering text messages on the couch and bargaining with your creator
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amybrown.xyz
when gandalf isn’t with bilbo and the gang i imagine he’s in back to back zoom meetings
tarawinequeen.bsky.social
Hot girl summer has come and gone, the fall of Númenor is upon us
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danicusrexx.bsky.social
It’s a full moon out tonight y’all! 🌕🐺
Danny from Hocus Pocus saying, “It’s a full moon outside. The weirdos are out.”
tarawinequeen.bsky.social
Aw, thank you! I try to keep it a warm and welcoming place over there
tarawinequeen.bsky.social
The James Webb Space Telescope captures images of stars being born thousands of lightyears away and even that isn't as far as l'd like to be from some of the people l've encountered in comment sections online
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keptsimple.bsky.social
there simply isn't enough coverage of the fact that, as a matter of ideology and public policy, trump and his administration think domestic violence is good
phillewis.bsky.social
Trump minimizes domestic abuse during a talk at the Museum of the Bible: "Things that take place in the home, they call crime ... If a man has a little fight with the wife, they say this was a crime, see?"
tarawinequeen.bsky.social
Or when they play their kid in the movie. Nice little moment of two thumbs up
tarawinequeen.bsky.social
Okay but can we all agree the one undeniable benefit of Hollywood nepo baby existence is the deep satisfaction of seeing one of them play the kid version of their extremely famous parent in a movie and being like OMG YES that is exactly what baby Meryl Streep should look like!!
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thecard.bsky.social
Are those heights even wuthering, bro?
tarawinequeen.bsky.social
Sometimes an adaptation is the onscreen version of fruit-flavored fizzy water that’s clearly never encountered said fruit at any point in its life but had the word GRAPE shouted at it over and over again as if doing so could cause it to transform into book-accurate rep of a cluster of juicy red orbs
tarawinequeen.bsky.social
Embracing my descent into madness this year as the leaves begin to turn. “Attic wife autumn,” I say, setting things on fire. “First wife fall” as I hiss at passersby, becoming more ungovernable each day
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danielwcarlson.bsky.social
We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.
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writernatswift.bsky.social
Show about Ringwraith lawyers; call it Law & Mordor
tarawinequeen.bsky.social
This is what the internet was made for
toddedillard.bsky.social
found this poem in a 2018 file in my notes app
Wolf Confessions

You are what you eat
Which is why I am your
grandmother
tarawinequeen.bsky.social
I don't want to reread something I wrote last week, much less work I did in undergrad 🤢
tarawinequeen.bsky.social
Unfortunately, Victor Frankenstein is very relatable for obsessing over an ambitious project and the second it’s done being so disgusted with how it turned out he never wants to set eyes on it again
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iroasmas.outgroup.social
son: mom can we get these replacement parts for the ship of theseus

mom: we have replacement parts for the ship of theseus at home

(later)

mom: see? it’s exactly the same

son: no it’s not
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rkduncan.bsky.social
The modern English word clue only exists and has its modern meaning because of the myth of Theseus and the Minotaur: it derives from the much older clew, a ball of thread or yarn, which Ariadne gave Theseus to navigate the Labyrinth. There is no other source for clue in its modern sense.
mrose.ink
Ok folks: what is your favorite fact that you share with people (maybe a bit too) eagerly?
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northavecandles.bsky.social
If this is you too, we may be kindred spirits
tarawinequeen.bsky.social
The childhood crushes on Theodore “Laurie” Laurence and Gilbert Blythe to adult obsessions with Fitzwilliam Darcy and Frederick Wentworth pipeline
tarawinequeen.bsky.social
The childhood crushes on Theodore “Laurie” Laurence and Gilbert Blythe to adult obsessions with Fitzwilliam Darcy and Frederick Wentworth pipeline