💀Skulls and Sheets👻
@skullsandsheets.bsky.social
I am the flogger of undead horses. Specifically Welsh, undead, yuletide ones that eat cake, toast and cider. Otherwise known as the mari lwyd! Everyone is welcome here!
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CHARITY AUCTION SIGN UP TIME
welcome to the sign ups for the 4th annual charity auction raising money for Domestic Abuse Charities @womensaid.bsky.social @refugecharity.bsky.social @galopuk.bsky.social Mankind Initiative @lovingmeuk.bsky.social
Sign up here
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welcome to the sign ups for the 4th annual charity auction raising money for Domestic Abuse Charities @womensaid.bsky.social @refugecharity.bsky.social @galopuk.bsky.social Mankind Initiative @lovingmeuk.bsky.social
Sign up here
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Working on some Horse Head paintings. Hopefully one will be finished just in time to get to @skullsandsheets.bsky.social for the charity auction. 🤞🏽 (Cutting it a bit fine.) #wip
November 25, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Working on some Horse Head paintings. Hopefully one will be finished just in time to get to @skullsandsheets.bsky.social for the charity auction. 🤞🏽 (Cutting it a bit fine.) #wip
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Today I learned that stalking a 17 year old girl, writing up a 400 page 'dossier' about her, falsely reporting her to the police and smashing her phone does not constitute 'harassment'.
One wonders what *would*.
One wonders what *would*.
Graham Linehan cleared of harassment but guilty of criminal damage to trans activist's phone
Graham Linehan cleared of harassment but guilty of criminal damage to trans activist's phone
Father Ted creator Graham Linehan has been found guilty of criminal damage to the phone of a trans activist but not guilty of harassment.
news.sky.com
November 25, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Today I learned that stalking a 17 year old girl, writing up a 400 page 'dossier' about her, falsely reporting her to the police and smashing her phone does not constitute 'harassment'.
One wonders what *would*.
One wonders what *would*.
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![[Scene is a MEDIEVAL PLAGUE PIT with all the bodies inside it. On the edge of it is a young peasant woman, in a sack cloth dress, covered in boils. She is lounging glamorously next to the pit. Her boyfriend is standing a few feet away, photographing her with an anachronistic mobile phone]
GIRL:
OK so I'll sit here...
With my hair like this…
Rubbing my cyst with the corpse's hand.
[She produces a whithered severed hand and starts rubbing it on her face.]
[We are treated to a revolting close up of her rubbing the severed hand on her disgusting massive cyst.]
[Her boyfriend takes a photo of her.]
SNAP
GIRL:
OK, now write this:
"Hanging out at the burial pit, rubbing my sebaceous cyst with a severed corpse hand from
#BurtsGraverobbers…”
And then: #selfcare, #metime, #BurtsGraverobbers…
... nails emoji, heart emoji, cyst emoji.
BOYFRIEND:
Um...
Should we really be promoting this?
I mean… does rubbing a corpse's hand on a cyst actually work?
GIRL:
Look, Burt's done research, OK?
And he's paying us four groats.
BOYFRIEND:
Hmm.
[Boyfriend dutifully taps out the post on his phone]
TAP TAP TAP
BOYFRIEND:
Cyst emoji?
GIRL:
Just use a fried egg.
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreifyvq2vzehtutrj7ild2dd7kkljmkbcby7yompicekbbpa2bqpluq@jpeg)
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I wish I didn’t have to share this. But the BBC has decided to censor my first Reith Lecture.
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
November 25, 2025 at 9:26 AM
I wish I didn’t have to share this. But the BBC has decided to censor my first Reith Lecture.
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
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#TuesdayFeels: A skeleton, seated on his grave, awakes to the last trump on judgement day.
Etching by Martin after J. Gamelin, 1778/1779.
Etching by Martin after J. Gamelin, 1778/1779.
November 25, 2025 at 10:19 AM
#TuesdayFeels: A skeleton, seated on his grave, awakes to the last trump on judgement day.
Etching by Martin after J. Gamelin, 1778/1779.
Etching by Martin after J. Gamelin, 1778/1779.
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*Every 10 minutes a man kills a woman he is close to.
One woman killed by someone close to them every 10 minutes: UN report
One woman killed by someone close to them every 10 minutes: UN report
To mark the International Day for the Elminination of Violence Against Women on Monday, the United Nations released a report that also revealed that 60% of women are killed by close family members.
www.lemonde.fr
November 25, 2025 at 10:33 AM
*Every 10 minutes a man kills a woman he is close to.
Morning Chonk
November 25, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Morning Chonk
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5 copies remain of November’s booklet and I have just ordered the bonus sticker sheet of Mari’s adventures with festive friends!
skullsandsheets.etsy.com/listing/4408...
skullsandsheets.etsy.com/listing/4408...
November 23, 2025 at 6:25 PM
5 copies remain of November’s booklet and I have just ordered the bonus sticker sheet of Mari’s adventures with festive friends!
skullsandsheets.etsy.com/listing/4408...
skullsandsheets.etsy.com/listing/4408...
Looked at Morris and Co stained glass again and made a mari piece
November 24, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Looked at Morris and Co stained glass again and made a mari piece
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Bday pressie from the Cub 🥳🥰
Both items by @skullsandsheets.bsky.social 💜
Both items by @skullsandsheets.bsky.social 💜
November 24, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Bday pressie from the Cub 🥳🥰
Both items by @skullsandsheets.bsky.social 💜
Both items by @skullsandsheets.bsky.social 💜
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One of the most colorful figures in the black market for ancient art has died. For @lrb.co.uk, I wrote about Jonathan Tokeley-Parry - a smuggler who made fake fakes to defeat border inspections to get Egyptian artifacts to the UK and US, whose downfall both changed and didn’t change the market.
‘By his own estimate, Jonathan Tokeley-Parry smuggled three thousand antiquities out of Egypt in 65 trips over six years. His success was down to his skill as a “fabricator”.’
Erin L. Thompson (@artcrimeprof.bsky.social) on the blog:
www.lrb.co.uk/blog/2025/no...
Erin L. Thompson (@artcrimeprof.bsky.social) on the blog:
www.lrb.co.uk/blog/2025/no...
Erin L. Thompson | Fake it till you make it
Jonathan Tokeley-Parry, who died last month, had a business card in the early 1990s that described him as ‘Jonty “...
www.lrb.co.uk
November 24, 2025 at 6:46 PM
One of the most colorful figures in the black market for ancient art has died. For @lrb.co.uk, I wrote about Jonathan Tokeley-Parry - a smuggler who made fake fakes to defeat border inspections to get Egyptian artifacts to the UK and US, whose downfall both changed and didn’t change the market.
Auctions start NEXT MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!
kermit the frog is covering his mouth with his hand and the word anticipation is written on the bottom .
ALT: kermit the frog is covering his mouth with his hand and the word anticipation is written on the bottom .
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Auctions start NEXT MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!
MARI LWYD CHARITY AUCTION UPDATE
A wonderful entry from print maker Emma Bissonnet (emmabissonnetdesigns insta) arrived today
Also all (apart from a couple which are multiple auction entries for each charity) hopefully the links don’t change!
See all here!: skullsandsheetsauction.wordpress.com
A wonderful entry from print maker Emma Bissonnet (emmabissonnetdesigns insta) arrived today
Also all (apart from a couple which are multiple auction entries for each charity) hopefully the links don’t change!
See all here!: skullsandsheetsauction.wordpress.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:11 PM
MARI LWYD CHARITY AUCTION UPDATE
A wonderful entry from print maker Emma Bissonnet (emmabissonnetdesigns insta) arrived today
Also all (apart from a couple which are multiple auction entries for each charity) hopefully the links don’t change!
See all here!: skullsandsheetsauction.wordpress.com
A wonderful entry from print maker Emma Bissonnet (emmabissonnetdesigns insta) arrived today
Also all (apart from a couple which are multiple auction entries for each charity) hopefully the links don’t change!
See all here!: skullsandsheetsauction.wordpress.com
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So...
A back injury bad enough to warrant an A&E MRI scan who then insisted on specialist spinal treatment.
Cracked vertebrae & herniated/bulging discs really stops you doing stuff.
Just told that NHS wait times are so long that the soonest help will be a phone consultation in Feb at the earliest.
A back injury bad enough to warrant an A&E MRI scan who then insisted on specialist spinal treatment.
Cracked vertebrae & herniated/bulging discs really stops you doing stuff.
Just told that NHS wait times are so long that the soonest help will be a phone consultation in Feb at the earliest.
OK, going to have trouble paying rent again this month due to back injury.
Would appreciate so much the spreading of my online shop to get some cool orders sent out next week.
All signed.
davidziggygreene.bigcartel.com
Would appreciate so much the spreading of my online shop to get some cool orders sent out next week.
All signed.
davidziggygreene.bigcartel.com
November 24, 2025 at 10:16 AM
So...
A back injury bad enough to warrant an A&E MRI scan who then insisted on specialist spinal treatment.
Cracked vertebrae & herniated/bulging discs really stops you doing stuff.
Just told that NHS wait times are so long that the soonest help will be a phone consultation in Feb at the earliest.
A back injury bad enough to warrant an A&E MRI scan who then insisted on specialist spinal treatment.
Cracked vertebrae & herniated/bulging discs really stops you doing stuff.
Just told that NHS wait times are so long that the soonest help will be a phone consultation in Feb at the earliest.
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When I went to Birmingham museum last week I saw some Morris & co sketches for their stained glass for Edinburgh. Ive been wanting to use them as reference all week, so had a go today
November 23, 2025 at 2:39 PM
When I went to Birmingham museum last week I saw some Morris & co sketches for their stained glass for Edinburgh. Ive been wanting to use them as reference all week, so had a go today
Sigh its that time on a Sunday where I get a spike of nonspecific anxiety
November 23, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Sigh its that time on a Sunday where I get a spike of nonspecific anxiety
A movie that takes place where you're from
November 23, 2025 at 7:14 PM
A movie that takes place where you're from
5 copies remain of November’s booklet and I have just ordered the bonus sticker sheet of Mari’s adventures with festive friends!
skullsandsheets.etsy.com/listing/4408...
skullsandsheets.etsy.com/listing/4408...
November 23, 2025 at 6:25 PM
5 copies remain of November’s booklet and I have just ordered the bonus sticker sheet of Mari’s adventures with festive friends!
skullsandsheets.etsy.com/listing/4408...
skullsandsheets.etsy.com/listing/4408...
Little Mari is *reading* M.R James’ ghost stories to some festive ghosts (who are very scared)
Note: Little Mari cant read and most likely all the ghost stories she tells revolve around ghosts stealing toast
Note: Little Mari cant read and most likely all the ghost stories she tells revolve around ghosts stealing toast
November 23, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Little Mari is *reading* M.R James’ ghost stories to some festive ghosts (who are very scared)
Note: Little Mari cant read and most likely all the ghost stories she tells revolve around ghosts stealing toast
Note: Little Mari cant read and most likely all the ghost stories she tells revolve around ghosts stealing toast
Aaaaaaaa
November 23, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Aaaaaaaa
Dracula would have been more enjoyable to read if this had happened
(I didn’t like the diary structure nor the complete obliviousness of Harker when the old man was crawling the castle and suddenly got younger)
(I didn’t like the diary structure nor the complete obliviousness of Harker when the old man was crawling the castle and suddenly got younger)
I did like reading today about one Bulgarian way of misleading vampires, by finding their left sock and throwing it away filled with grave soil, so that the vampire is compelled to find
November 23, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Dracula would have been more enjoyable to read if this had happened
(I didn’t like the diary structure nor the complete obliviousness of Harker when the old man was crawling the castle and suddenly got younger)
(I didn’t like the diary structure nor the complete obliviousness of Harker when the old man was crawling the castle and suddenly got younger)
Finished Killing the Dead - Vampire Epidemics from Mesopotamia to the New World by John Blair
I found this book absolutely fascinating, it reveals how corpse killing both were influenced and inspired Vampire lore across the world. 430pages but really captivating.
I found this book absolutely fascinating, it reveals how corpse killing both were influenced and inspired Vampire lore across the world. 430pages but really captivating.
November 23, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Finished Killing the Dead - Vampire Epidemics from Mesopotamia to the New World by John Blair
I found this book absolutely fascinating, it reveals how corpse killing both were influenced and inspired Vampire lore across the world. 430pages but really captivating.
I found this book absolutely fascinating, it reveals how corpse killing both were influenced and inspired Vampire lore across the world. 430pages but really captivating.
When I went to Birmingham museum last week I saw some Morris & co sketches for their stained glass for Edinburgh. Ive been wanting to use them as reference all week, so had a go today
November 23, 2025 at 2:39 PM
When I went to Birmingham museum last week I saw some Morris & co sketches for their stained glass for Edinburgh. Ive been wanting to use them as reference all week, so had a go today
Selkies definitely
November 23, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Selkies definitely
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A recent acquaintance from the hoodening moot in Reculver: born this year in Deal, and still lacking a team to hooden with. The heaviest #hoodenhorse in East Kent!
November 23, 2025 at 11:59 AM
A recent acquaintance from the hoodening moot in Reculver: born this year in Deal, and still lacking a team to hooden with. The heaviest #hoodenhorse in East Kent!