Canal Cryptid
@canalcryptid.bsky.social
Ancient Eldritch Abomination. Asexual. Autistic. Boatie. Changeling. Feminist. Genderqueer-Agender. Ineffable Auncle. Misfortune Teller. Parent of shinyshinyleaf. Space Monkey. SteamGoth. TBI Survivor. Therian.
paypal.me/CanalCryptid
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Need new podcasts to listen to.
Preferably something reasonably light hearted.
Got lots of grim/scary ones on my list.
Limited comedies.
Too many comedies are about things I have no interest in.
And too many of the shows I listen to that started out darkly funny dropped the humour in later episodes.
Preferably something reasonably light hearted.
Got lots of grim/scary ones on my list.
Limited comedies.
Too many comedies are about things I have no interest in.
And too many of the shows I listen to that started out darkly funny dropped the humour in later episodes.
February 10, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Need new podcasts to listen to.
Preferably something reasonably light hearted.
Got lots of grim/scary ones on my list.
Limited comedies.
Too many comedies are about things I have no interest in.
And too many of the shows I listen to that started out darkly funny dropped the humour in later episodes.
Preferably something reasonably light hearted.
Got lots of grim/scary ones on my list.
Limited comedies.
Too many comedies are about things I have no interest in.
And too many of the shows I listen to that started out darkly funny dropped the humour in later episodes.
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Hey Bluesky! Could you help me spread the word about my Patreon? Signing up will allow me create more fabric art monsters and creatures.
As a patron, you'll receive positive affirmations from Felmer, etiquette advice from Mothman, and other fun, bizarre posts.
www.patreon.com/jeremycreature
As a patron, you'll receive positive affirmations from Felmer, etiquette advice from Mothman, and other fun, bizarre posts.
www.patreon.com/jeremycreature
September 9, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Hey Bluesky! Could you help me spread the word about my Patreon? Signing up will allow me create more fabric art monsters and creatures.
As a patron, you'll receive positive affirmations from Felmer, etiquette advice from Mothman, and other fun, bizarre posts.
www.patreon.com/jeremycreature
As a patron, you'll receive positive affirmations from Felmer, etiquette advice from Mothman, and other fun, bizarre posts.
www.patreon.com/jeremycreature
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Drafts? PseudoPod Towers was already full of those.
Oh, you mean the fractured whispers of half-spoken, unfinished words.
Yes, it’s full of those, too.
Oh, you mean the fractured whispers of half-spoken, unfinished words.
Yes, it’s full of those, too.
February 9, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Drafts? PseudoPod Towers was already full of those.
Oh, you mean the fractured whispers of half-spoken, unfinished words.
Yes, it’s full of those, too.
Oh, you mean the fractured whispers of half-spoken, unfinished words.
Yes, it’s full of those, too.
She's so cute 🥹
She can come build herself a Labyrinth to sing in on our boat any time she fancies 🥹
She can come build herself a Labyrinth to sing in on our boat any time she fancies 🥹
Meet my newest creation: Mabel the Interdimensional Spider and Builder of Haunted Labyrinths. I designed and hand-sewed her, and I hand-embroidered all her flowers and markings.
jeremycreature.bigcartel.com
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February 9, 2026 at 11:31 PM
She's so cute 🥹
She can come build herself a Labyrinth to sing in on our boat any time she fancies 🥹
She can come build herself a Labyrinth to sing in on our boat any time she fancies 🥹
Oh come on Spring.
I need some Vit D.
And for my bones not to ache so much.
I need some Vit D.
And for my bones not to ache so much.
February 9, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Oh come on Spring.
I need some Vit D.
And for my bones not to ache so much.
I need some Vit D.
And for my bones not to ache so much.
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look I'm not saying that we live in any particular universe here, but "thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind" is becoming more and more appealing as a restriction on human activities.
February 9, 2026 at 11:09 PM
look I'm not saying that we live in any particular universe here, but "thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind" is becoming more and more appealing as a restriction on human activities.
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Funny how quickly Labour supporters block you when you mention dead trans kids. Almost as if they're actually capable of shame.
February 9, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Funny how quickly Labour supporters block you when you mention dead trans kids. Almost as if they're actually capable of shame.
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I bought some Kindle copies of my horror novel BEDFELLOW that I'm gifting to interested patrons over at my Patreon. So right now if you sign up for my Patreon for $3, you can still grab a copy.
www.patreon.com/jeremycreature
www.patreon.com/jeremycreature
Get more from Jeremy Creature on Patreon
fabric art, weird little guys, puppets
www.patreon.com
February 9, 2026 at 7:02 PM
I bought some Kindle copies of my horror novel BEDFELLOW that I'm gifting to interested patrons over at my Patreon. So right now if you sign up for my Patreon for $3, you can still grab a copy.
www.patreon.com/jeremycreature
www.patreon.com/jeremycreature
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And they aren't all crowing about it on social media, so let's not assume that all the people in hats and buttons passing out whistles are doing nothing else. People - "wine moms," "knitters," who else do you think has ready access to breast milk? - are working behind the scenes for good.
A detail I don't want to get lost in this: So far, Bri and her network have helped more than 500 families with grocery deliveries and more than 300 with diapers and wipes. In just two months.
In Minneapolis, for every story detailing the fallout of the federal crackdown, there are as many stories of people like Bri, a mom donating breastmilk for babies whose mothers are detained by ICE.
Bri's story:
19thnews.org/2026/02/minn...
Bri's story:
19thnews.org/2026/02/minn...
February 8, 2026 at 10:33 PM
And they aren't all crowing about it on social media, so let's not assume that all the people in hats and buttons passing out whistles are doing nothing else. People - "wine moms," "knitters," who else do you think has ready access to breast milk? - are working behind the scenes for good.
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Little Mari asks her friend Kasa Obake to help her with the rain. But she has ended up covered in slobber. She rates the company but not do much the dryness.
February 9, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Little Mari asks her friend Kasa Obake to help her with the rain. But she has ended up covered in slobber. She rates the company but not do much the dryness.
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Remember how it was only the mad, over-empathetic, lefty gender-loons predicted this would happen?
Yeah.
Right, again. Ironically.
Yeah.
Right, again. Ironically.
In an alarming development, it appears the UK Government covered up a massive spike in trans youth suicides after restrictions.
Then covered it up again when caught.
Now, after fighting for years, the data is public: trans suicide increased 5x in the country.
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Then covered it up again when caught.
Now, after fighting for years, the data is public: trans suicide increased 5x in the country.
Subscribe to support our journalism.
Trans Youth Suicides Skyrocketed In UK After Care Drawdown; Government Covers It Up
A Freedom of Information request to the National Child Mortality Database reveals that 22 trans children under 18 died by suicide in England in 2021-22 alone.
www.erininthemorning.com
February 9, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Remember how it was only the mad, over-empathetic, lefty gender-loons predicted this would happen?
Yeah.
Right, again. Ironically.
Yeah.
Right, again. Ironically.
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Today’s advice from your Goth Auntie
-Stop slouching, drink some water, take your meds.
-Kind is very different from nice. Be kind, and don’t worry about nice.
-The Thing in the Walls offered to make handkerchiefs for me out of cat fur. I declined, but thanked it for the idea.
❤️ Auntie Jilli
-Stop slouching, drink some water, take your meds.
-Kind is very different from nice. Be kind, and don’t worry about nice.
-The Thing in the Walls offered to make handkerchiefs for me out of cat fur. I declined, but thanked it for the idea.
❤️ Auntie Jilli
February 9, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Today’s advice from your Goth Auntie
-Stop slouching, drink some water, take your meds.
-Kind is very different from nice. Be kind, and don’t worry about nice.
-The Thing in the Walls offered to make handkerchiefs for me out of cat fur. I declined, but thanked it for the idea.
❤️ Auntie Jilli
-Stop slouching, drink some water, take your meds.
-Kind is very different from nice. Be kind, and don’t worry about nice.
-The Thing in the Walls offered to make handkerchiefs for me out of cat fur. I declined, but thanked it for the idea.
❤️ Auntie Jilli
The fine art of the modern Irish ballad 🤣
Express yourself like an Irish man
YouTube video by Garron
youtube.com
February 9, 2026 at 6:11 PM
The fine art of the modern Irish ballad 🤣
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Re: the backlash to "craftivism."
Stickering is cool and punk and floods the environment with our messaging.
The hats are not "performative"-- they're doing the same thing! But graffiti is seen as more male, knitting more female, and there you go.
Stupid gender ruining the party for all of us.
Stickering is cool and punk and floods the environment with our messaging.
The hats are not "performative"-- they're doing the same thing! But graffiti is seen as more male, knitting more female, and there you go.
Stupid gender ruining the party for all of us.
It's sexist too, I suspect, because knitting is such gendered work.
February 9, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Re: the backlash to "craftivism."
Stickering is cool and punk and floods the environment with our messaging.
The hats are not "performative"-- they're doing the same thing! But graffiti is seen as more male, knitting more female, and there you go.
Stupid gender ruining the party for all of us.
Stickering is cool and punk and floods the environment with our messaging.
The hats are not "performative"-- they're doing the same thing! But graffiti is seen as more male, knitting more female, and there you go.
Stupid gender ruining the party for all of us.
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So, financially speaking, this last couple of years has kicked my ass. I've employed part-time and my food/housing are secure, but I am not in a position to meet some other necessary expenses coming this month. If you're so inclined & in a position to lend a hand, I would be very appreciative.
February 5, 2026 at 12:42 AM
So, financially speaking, this last couple of years has kicked my ass. I've employed part-time and my food/housing are secure, but I am not in a position to meet some other necessary expenses coming this month. If you're so inclined & in a position to lend a hand, I would be very appreciative.
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Every session is heavily discounted, but each one purchased pays a trans voice coach, and makes a small donation to the organisation which is ran by the community, for the community. Keep your money in the community, and I promise we can make it go further and do a whole lot of good.
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Voice Club is a voice coaching scheme set up by @essehouse.bsky.social to offer subsidised sessions for people looking to learn the basics of transfeminine vocal control in relaxed, online sessions
If you register, you can try a group taster session for just £7.50
www.essehouse.co.uk/voice-club-1
If you register, you can try a group taster session for just £7.50
www.essehouse.co.uk/voice-club-1
February 8, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Every session is heavily discounted, but each one purchased pays a trans voice coach, and makes a small donation to the organisation which is ran by the community, for the community. Keep your money in the community, and I promise we can make it go further and do a whole lot of good.
🏳️⚧️
🏳️⚧️
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"That’s right, in the year 2026—in a progressive Brooklyn high school—my daughter had to listen to her classmates ‘joking’ about rape."
Heart-wrenching but critically important read from @jessicavalenti.bsky.social:
open.substack.com/pub/jessica/...
Heart-wrenching but critically important read from @jessicavalenti.bsky.social:
open.substack.com/pub/jessica/...
They're Coming for Our Daughters
The conservative plan to shrink girls’ futures
open.substack.com
February 9, 2026 at 4:32 PM
"That’s right, in the year 2026—in a progressive Brooklyn high school—my daughter had to listen to her classmates ‘joking’ about rape."
Heart-wrenching but critically important read from @jessicavalenti.bsky.social:
open.substack.com/pub/jessica/...
Heart-wrenching but critically important read from @jessicavalenti.bsky.social:
open.substack.com/pub/jessica/...
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kelly’s whole thread! but also wanted to mention that since this guardian article was published jan 29 2026, needle and skein updated on ig that as of feb 5 2026 they had raised over $650k for emergency assistance www.instagram.com/p/DUYSbKskVLd/
Most political performances don't accomplish anything this concrete btw. I applaud the people who've pulled this off.
‘Rage knitting’ against the machine: the hobbyists putting anti-ICE messages into crafts
Makers take a stand through ‘Melt the ICE’ red knit caps and sparkly nails – all while raising funds for those affected by immigration raids
www.theguardian.com
February 9, 2026 at 4:04 PM
kelly’s whole thread! but also wanted to mention that since this guardian article was published jan 29 2026, needle and skein updated on ig that as of feb 5 2026 they had raised over $650k for emergency assistance www.instagram.com/p/DUYSbKskVLd/
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Please don't accuse people in knitted hats of only wearing their supposed politics if all you're doing is posting, which is basically just another way of wearing your politics. It's a silly thing to attack people over in any case. Using fashion to signal support for ongoing acts of rebellion is good
February 9, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Please don't accuse people in knitted hats of only wearing their supposed politics if all you're doing is posting, which is basically just another way of wearing your politics. It's a silly thing to attack people over in any case. Using fashion to signal support for ongoing acts of rebellion is good
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Yes, you’re read that right!
80,000 signatures!
Now let’s get it to 81,000!
Please sign if you haven’t already done so.
Please repost and tell your friends if you haven’t already done!
80,000 signatures!
Now let’s get it to 81,000!
Please sign if you haven’t already done so.
Please repost and tell your friends if you haven’t already done!
Eighty thousand signatures 💛🩷🩵🤍🎉
Eighty thousand trans allies.
Eighty thousand voices saying clearly: Not In Our Name: Women in support of the trans+ community
✍️ Sign and share: notinourname.org.uk
Eighty thousand trans allies.
Eighty thousand voices saying clearly: Not In Our Name: Women in support of the trans+ community
✍️ Sign and share: notinourname.org.uk
February 9, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Yes, you’re read that right!
80,000 signatures!
Now let’s get it to 81,000!
Please sign if you haven’t already done so.
Please repost and tell your friends if you haven’t already done!
80,000 signatures!
Now let’s get it to 81,000!
Please sign if you haven’t already done so.
Please repost and tell your friends if you haven’t already done!
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Most political performances don't accomplish anything this concrete btw. I applaud the people who've pulled this off.
‘Rage knitting’ against the machine: the hobbyists putting anti-ICE messages into crafts
Makers take a stand through ‘Melt the ICE’ red knit caps and sparkly nails – all while raising funds for those affected by immigration raids
www.theguardian.com
February 9, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Most political performances don't accomplish anything this concrete btw. I applaud the people who've pulled this off.
Today's gender will mostly be a parody of itself.
February 9, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Today's gender will mostly be a parody of itself.
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Acrylic pins! They're super cute and they help pay for anti-loneliness events, resources for bi+ people and lobbying for positive change on your behalf.
Buy one and help Biscuit thrive!
Buy one and help Biscuit thrive!
Pride Flag Rainbow Recycled Acrylic Pin — Biscuit: Advocacy, Community and Support for Bi+ People
Embrace your rainbow
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February 9, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Acrylic pins! They're super cute and they help pay for anti-loneliness events, resources for bi+ people and lobbying for positive change on your behalf.
Buy one and help Biscuit thrive!
Buy one and help Biscuit thrive!
That woman has pissed me off enough that I'm going to learn to knit the Red Hat out of spite.
February 9, 2026 at 9:41 AM
That woman has pissed me off enough that I'm going to learn to knit the Red Hat out of spite.