Canal Cryptid
@canalcryptid.bsky.social
Ancient Eldritch Abomination. Asexual. Autistic. Boatie. Changeling. Feminist. Genderqueer-Agender. Ineffable Auncle. Misfortune Teller. Parent of shinyshinyleaf. Space Monkey. SteamGoth. TBI Survivor. Therian.
paypal.me/CanalCryptid
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Please rephrase your small talk in the form of awkward silence.
February 7, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Please rephrase your small talk in the form of awkward silence.
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Little Mari hates the rain
February 7, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Little Mari hates the rain
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The Leshen~💀
This’ll be a mini gold foil print!
Drawn using procreate~
#darkart #cryptids #illustration
This’ll be a mini gold foil print!
Drawn using procreate~
#darkart #cryptids #illustration
February 7, 2026 at 7:46 PM
The Leshen~💀
This’ll be a mini gold foil print!
Drawn using procreate~
#darkart #cryptids #illustration
This’ll be a mini gold foil print!
Drawn using procreate~
#darkart #cryptids #illustration
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I've definitely overdone the stars here! 😂 So gonna tweak that a bit.
But this is supposed to be a fun drawing not a super-serious one. So I'm mostly gonna scan it and not be too fussy.
#FebruaryFrost26
But this is supposed to be a fun drawing not a super-serious one. So I'm mostly gonna scan it and not be too fussy.
#FebruaryFrost26
February 7, 2026 at 5:27 PM
I've definitely overdone the stars here! 😂 So gonna tweak that a bit.
But this is supposed to be a fun drawing not a super-serious one. So I'm mostly gonna scan it and not be too fussy.
#FebruaryFrost26
But this is supposed to be a fun drawing not a super-serious one. So I'm mostly gonna scan it and not be too fussy.
#FebruaryFrost26
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what are you doing!
February 7, 2026 at 8:22 AM
what are you doing!
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Just to update you all, not another donation push!
I am now only £40 away or around £65 I’m you include the fees go fund me take.
I’m a very happy lad this weekend, because of you all I know later this month I will have my mums things back with me.
I’m teary, but they are happy tears.
😭💕
I am now only £40 away or around £65 I’m you include the fees go fund me take.
I’m a very happy lad this weekend, because of you all I know later this month I will have my mums things back with me.
I’m teary, but they are happy tears.
😭💕
Hey dolls!
Can you help me?🧵1/6
This is difficult for me to share.
In 2020 my mum died, one of the hardest decisions I made at the time was pawning some of the jewellery she left me.
Simply to help with costs of her funeral!
gofund.me/ce6e98b0a
Can you help me?🧵1/6
This is difficult for me to share.
In 2020 my mum died, one of the hardest decisions I made at the time was pawning some of the jewellery she left me.
Simply to help with costs of her funeral!
gofund.me/ce6e98b0a
Donate to Please Help Me To Recover What Mum Left Me!, organized by Andy M
Hi my name is Andy!
My mum passed away in 2020.
At the time, I paw… Andy M needs your support for Please Help Me To Recover What Mum Left Me!
gofund.me
February 7, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Just to update you all, not another donation push!
I am now only £40 away or around £65 I’m you include the fees go fund me take.
I’m a very happy lad this weekend, because of you all I know later this month I will have my mums things back with me.
I’m teary, but they are happy tears.
😭💕
I am now only £40 away or around £65 I’m you include the fees go fund me take.
I’m a very happy lad this weekend, because of you all I know later this month I will have my mums things back with me.
I’m teary, but they are happy tears.
😭💕
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Mayfly is a short story-led quiet horror set entirely on a narrowboat in Northern England.
Wishlist now on Steam 🙏:
store.steampowered.com/app/4057470/...
#gamedev #screenshotsaturday #indiegame #madewithunity #horrorgame
Wishlist now on Steam 🙏:
store.steampowered.com/app/4057470/...
#gamedev #screenshotsaturday #indiegame #madewithunity #horrorgame
February 7, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Mayfly is a short story-led quiet horror set entirely on a narrowboat in Northern England.
Wishlist now on Steam 🙏:
store.steampowered.com/app/4057470/...
#gamedev #screenshotsaturday #indiegame #madewithunity #horrorgame
Wishlist now on Steam 🙏:
store.steampowered.com/app/4057470/...
#gamedev #screenshotsaturday #indiegame #madewithunity #horrorgame
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Now on all podcast players!
ONE MORE COCOA ☕️ 🎧
The Amelia companion podcast!
Out now on Spotify, Apple etc (and video version on Patreon!)
In this introductory episode COCOA & LINGUINE meet your host @maty-from-ceres.bsky.social and check back next week for nerdy conversations about all things Amelia! 😊
The Amelia companion podcast!
Out now on Spotify, Apple etc (and video version on Patreon!)
In this introductory episode COCOA & LINGUINE meet your host @maty-from-ceres.bsky.social and check back next week for nerdy conversations about all things Amelia! 😊
February 7, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Now on all podcast players!
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MPs feeling hard done by because of their huge salaries just because they spend all their time chatting to people with even bigger salaries isn't reason to pay them more, it's reason to inflict cruel medieval torturous deaths on any MPs who spend more time with millionaires than their constituents
February 7, 2026 at 11:46 AM
MPs feeling hard done by because of their huge salaries just because they spend all their time chatting to people with even bigger salaries isn't reason to pay them more, it's reason to inflict cruel medieval torturous deaths on any MPs who spend more time with millionaires than their constituents
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I know the people who run this. It is a tiny organisation but has taken some massive stands. Was the first Pride in the UK to ban politicians and is always the first out with strong statements supporting trans people.
I know things are tight but please help support them if you can.
I know things are tight but please help support them if you can.
February 3, 2026 at 9:46 AM
I know the people who run this. It is a tiny organisation but has taken some massive stands. Was the first Pride in the UK to ban politicians and is always the first out with strong statements supporting trans people.
I know things are tight but please help support them if you can.
I know things are tight but please help support them if you can.
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Penzance Library is on this list, and what that actually means is that every Cornwall Council run library has access to it, because they share books. So it's not 58 libraries.
Penzance shares with 15 other libraries, including my local one, Helston Library.
I'm not thrilled about this.
Penzance shares with 15 other libraries, including my local one, Helston Library.
I'm not thrilled about this.
Exclusive: 58 UK public libraries have parenting books encouraging ‘desistance’ and detransitioning 👇
www.wearequeeraf.com/exclusive-58...
www.wearequeeraf.com/exclusive-58...
58 UK public libraries have parenting books with advice to encourage children to detransition
An anti-trans book that encourages ‘desistance’, the practice of ‘reverting back to a cisgender identity’, is available to parents all across the UK
www.wearequeeraf.com
February 7, 2026 at 9:09 AM
Penzance Library is on this list, and what that actually means is that every Cornwall Council run library has access to it, because they share books. So it's not 58 libraries.
Penzance shares with 15 other libraries, including my local one, Helston Library.
I'm not thrilled about this.
Penzance shares with 15 other libraries, including my local one, Helston Library.
I'm not thrilled about this.
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I like those gnarled, bioluminescent light switches that sometimes grow on the walls. You never know exactly what they're going to turn on or off. Flip the switch, and sometimes a sock will disappear. Sometimes a tunnel will materialize in the dryer. Sometimes the moon will open a gaping maw.
February 7, 2026 at 7:21 AM
I like those gnarled, bioluminescent light switches that sometimes grow on the walls. You never know exactly what they're going to turn on or off. Flip the switch, and sometimes a sock will disappear. Sometimes a tunnel will materialize in the dryer. Sometimes the moon will open a gaping maw.
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This by @deathbybadger.bsky.social is great and the best part is, okay, Pratchetty Footnote Humor aside the actual plot is super grim, but the VILLAIN is this amazing Varrick-esque "shows up in every episode with a different get-rich-quick scheme" elven con artist and she's fantastic and I love her.
February 7, 2026 at 6:28 AM
This by @deathbybadger.bsky.social is great and the best part is, okay, Pratchetty Footnote Humor aside the actual plot is super grim, but the VILLAIN is this amazing Varrick-esque "shows up in every episode with a different get-rich-quick scheme" elven con artist and she's fantastic and I love her.
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detective: so you’re just out walking in the woods alone and you stumble on this body?
me: yes sir worst thing i ever saw in my life
detective: do you mind me asking what you were doing in the woods?
me: (inaudible)
detective: can you speak up son? we're recording.
me: chasing a leprechaun
me: yes sir worst thing i ever saw in my life
detective: do you mind me asking what you were doing in the woods?
me: (inaudible)
detective: can you speak up son? we're recording.
me: chasing a leprechaun
February 6, 2026 at 6:28 PM
detective: so you’re just out walking in the woods alone and you stumble on this body?
me: yes sir worst thing i ever saw in my life
detective: do you mind me asking what you were doing in the woods?
me: (inaudible)
detective: can you speak up son? we're recording.
me: chasing a leprechaun
me: yes sir worst thing i ever saw in my life
detective: do you mind me asking what you were doing in the woods?
me: (inaudible)
detective: can you speak up son? we're recording.
me: chasing a leprechaun
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Episode 1015…
"If the dead who loved her haunt an old home’s bones, what haunts the newbuild?"
What Haunts the Newbuild?
by Meagan Kane
Narrator: Dani Daly
Host: Allie James
Audio: Graeme Dunlop
pseudopod.org/2026/02/06/p...
What Haunts the Newbuild? is a PseudoPod original.
"If the dead who loved her haunt an old home’s bones, what haunts the newbuild?"
What Haunts the Newbuild?
by Meagan Kane
Narrator: Dani Daly
Host: Allie James
Audio: Graeme Dunlop
pseudopod.org/2026/02/06/p...
What Haunts the Newbuild? is a PseudoPod original.
PseudoPod 1015: What Haunts the Newbuild?
If the dead who loved her haunt an old home’s bones, what haunts the newbuild? What makes her creak and moan? Every house is a violence—and a weathered house knows this better than most—but if the…
pseudopod.org
February 6, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Episode 1015…
"If the dead who loved her haunt an old home’s bones, what haunts the newbuild?"
What Haunts the Newbuild?
by Meagan Kane
Narrator: Dani Daly
Host: Allie James
Audio: Graeme Dunlop
pseudopod.org/2026/02/06/p...
What Haunts the Newbuild? is a PseudoPod original.
"If the dead who loved her haunt an old home’s bones, what haunts the newbuild?"
What Haunts the Newbuild?
by Meagan Kane
Narrator: Dani Daly
Host: Allie James
Audio: Graeme Dunlop
pseudopod.org/2026/02/06/p...
What Haunts the Newbuild? is a PseudoPod original.
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Remember that time men decided to research endometriosis and their research question was “Do men find women with endometriosis hotter?”
February 6, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Remember that time men decided to research endometriosis and their research question was “Do men find women with endometriosis hotter?”
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Today’s advice from your Goth Auntie
-Big stretch! Have a snack, take your meds.
-Take as many breaks from the internet as you possibly can.
-The Cursed Object is staring vexedly at the printer in my office, but won’t explain why. But I admit the printer does need to be glared at.
❤️ Auntie Jilli
-Big stretch! Have a snack, take your meds.
-Take as many breaks from the internet as you possibly can.
-The Cursed Object is staring vexedly at the printer in my office, but won’t explain why. But I admit the printer does need to be glared at.
❤️ Auntie Jilli
February 6, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Today’s advice from your Goth Auntie
-Big stretch! Have a snack, take your meds.
-Take as many breaks from the internet as you possibly can.
-The Cursed Object is staring vexedly at the printer in my office, but won’t explain why. But I admit the printer does need to be glared at.
❤️ Auntie Jilli
-Big stretch! Have a snack, take your meds.
-Take as many breaks from the internet as you possibly can.
-The Cursed Object is staring vexedly at the printer in my office, but won’t explain why. But I admit the printer does need to be glared at.
❤️ Auntie Jilli
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Life is about finding balance.
For every hour you spend chasing hikers from the forest with the dark grandeur of your shambling form, spend an equal amount of time using the dark grandeur of your shambling form to chase hikers from the forest.
It's that simple.
For every hour you spend chasing hikers from the forest with the dark grandeur of your shambling form, spend an equal amount of time using the dark grandeur of your shambling form to chase hikers from the forest.
It's that simple.
February 6, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Life is about finding balance.
For every hour you spend chasing hikers from the forest with the dark grandeur of your shambling form, spend an equal amount of time using the dark grandeur of your shambling form to chase hikers from the forest.
It's that simple.
For every hour you spend chasing hikers from the forest with the dark grandeur of your shambling form, spend an equal amount of time using the dark grandeur of your shambling form to chase hikers from the forest.
It's that simple.
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We're FINALLY at that point. If you or anyone you know would like to audition for the show, the character feature for the 2nd arc just went live!
#voiceacting #irish #audiodrama
cstng.cc/projects/hot...
#voiceacting #irish #audiodrama
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Hotel Daydream Character Feature. <p>This role will feature in the audio drama <em>Hotel Daydream</em>, a slice-of-life story about a ...
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February 6, 2026 at 6:18 PM
We're FINALLY at that point. If you or anyone you know would like to audition for the show, the character feature for the 2nd arc just went live!
#voiceacting #irish #audiodrama
cstng.cc/projects/hot...
#voiceacting #irish #audiodrama
cstng.cc/projects/hot...
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Here's a sneak peek of the hand-sewn creature I'm working on. I think she's some sort of interdimensional spider.
February 6, 2026 at 6:44 AM
Here's a sneak peek of the hand-sewn creature I'm working on. I think she's some sort of interdimensional spider.
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The public made noise for Liam Ramos and it got him released from Dilley.
Now we must make noise for 7 year old Diana Crespo.
Her parents were taking her for emergency medical care when ICE grabbed them, and she’s rotting in the camp sick and exposed to measles.
Get them out!
Now we must make noise for 7 year old Diana Crespo.
Her parents were taking her for emergency medical care when ICE grabbed them, and she’s rotting in the camp sick and exposed to measles.
Get them out!
February 6, 2026 at 12:08 AM
The public made noise for Liam Ramos and it got him released from Dilley.
Now we must make noise for 7 year old Diana Crespo.
Her parents were taking her for emergency medical care when ICE grabbed them, and she’s rotting in the camp sick and exposed to measles.
Get them out!
Now we must make noise for 7 year old Diana Crespo.
Her parents were taking her for emergency medical care when ICE grabbed them, and she’s rotting in the camp sick and exposed to measles.
Get them out!
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Why don't they say anything?
Well, because when it happens to YOU, if you say something, that's frequently the ballgame. You get driven out of your community; you get to see what the people you thought loved you look like with the masks off. And way, way too many of them are monsters.
Well, because when it happens to YOU, if you say something, that's frequently the ballgame. You get driven out of your community; you get to see what the people you thought loved you look like with the masks off. And way, way too many of them are monsters.
February 6, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Why don't they say anything?
Well, because when it happens to YOU, if you say something, that's frequently the ballgame. You get driven out of your community; you get to see what the people you thought loved you look like with the masks off. And way, way too many of them are monsters.
Well, because when it happens to YOU, if you say something, that's frequently the ballgame. You get driven out of your community; you get to see what the people you thought loved you look like with the masks off. And way, way too many of them are monsters.
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We're all trying to get by, in our own way.
And if your way involves books, strong tea, and secret meetings with the old gods in the mossy end of the forest, so much the better.
And if your way involves books, strong tea, and secret meetings with the old gods in the mossy end of the forest, so much the better.
February 6, 2026 at 12:00 AM
We're all trying to get by, in our own way.
And if your way involves books, strong tea, and secret meetings with the old gods in the mossy end of the forest, so much the better.
And if your way involves books, strong tea, and secret meetings with the old gods in the mossy end of the forest, so much the better.
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We said what we said. There are limits to even our evil.
#abolishICE #goodmorningevildoers #audiodrama
#abolishICE #goodmorningevildoers #audiodrama
February 5, 2026 at 11:57 PM
We said what we said. There are limits to even our evil.
#abolishICE #goodmorningevildoers #audiodrama
#abolishICE #goodmorningevildoers #audiodrama