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Goth Auntie
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Gothic Charm School. Your Goth Auntie and future Vampire Witch Queen. She/Her.
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Today's advice from your Goth Auntie:
-Move and stretch your neck side to side, drink some water, take your meds.
-You don't have to be useful to be loved.
-The Lurking Horror wants to borrow my tablet "for research", but I remember its Etsy spree from last time.
❤️ Auntie Jilli
November 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
No advice from your Goth Auntie today, because of back to back meetings. Drink some water, take your meds, and be gentle.
November 24, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Guess who’s been awake for over 24 hours? Because there was the all-night prep for a medical test in the morning (iykyk), then the test (okay, was unconscious for that), and the back home AND I STILL CAN’T FALL ASLEEP. I’m so tired I think my hair hurts.
November 21, 2025 at 11:12 PM
My choice should be obvious to everyone who knows me.
Where would you rather be?

1. haunted mansion on the moor
2. castle ruins on the shore
3. night flight to Zanzibar
4. traveling through the stars
November 21, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Throwback Thursday: Emerald City Comic Con, when I got to meet my age appropriate crush objects, Mads Mikkelsen and Hugh Dancy!
November 20, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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Today’s cards: three of wands, the empress, 8 of cups 🔮 deck: tarot vintage 🎴 for readings, classes and more - madamadam.com 🖤

#madamadam #tarot #wellness
November 20, 2025 at 9:28 PM
If you're into tarot decks, I highly recommend following and backing this Kickstarter! I have the 1st edition, and it's lovely.
www.kickstarter.com/projects/lyd...
Coming soon: Madam Lydia Wilhelmina's Tarot Third Edition
Celebrate autumn moods, artwork, tarot, and a few treats. This is a beautiful deck with full color companion grimoire.
www.kickstarter.com
November 20, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Today’s advice from your Goth Auntie
Stop slouching, drink some water, take your meds.
Any progress, no matter how small, is still progress. Be proud of that.
The Cursed Object is wearing a blanket like a cape, and is drifting around the house saying, “woe. woe to cursey’s enemies.”
❤️ Auntie Jilli
November 20, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Today’s advice from your Goth Auntie
-Unclench your jaw, drink some water, take your meds.
-Worrying is worshipping the problem. (I saw that said elsewhere and winced at the truth of it.)
-The Cursed Object said today is “naps only”. Oh, if only I could do that.
❤️ Auntie Jilli
November 19, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I'm seriously considering spending some time this weekend taking good photos of clothes and shoes I want to sell and start listing things on Poshmark. I guess that will be my Onerous Task.
November 18, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Today’s advice from your Goth Auntie
-Big stretch! Have a snack, take your meds.
-Do an Onerous Task that will help Future You.
-The Cursed Object snuck some of my coffee, and is now bouncing on top of the fridge.
❤️ Auntie Jilli
November 18, 2025 at 7:29 PM
This is 57!
November 17, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Today’s advice from your Goth Auntie
-Stop slouching, drink some water, take your meds.
-Celebrate things. Even the small ones.
-The Lurking Horror understands the concept of making a cup of tea, but not the process.
❤️ Auntie Jilli
November 17, 2025 at 7:40 PM
This looks really interesting!
November 15, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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Get back to nature.
Wander into the old forest, let your antlers and talons grow ragged, leave your human form behind, and become the malevolent monstrosity you were always meant to be.
November 15, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I am once again seriously considering going to my cosmetic tattooist (the nice lady who tattooed my fuchsia eyebrows) to get a permanent star-shaped beauty mark in either bright fuchsia or the darkest brown* she has.

*Not black, because I don't want the inevitable fading to dark blue.)
November 14, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I just saw a tutorial on how to foil leather jackets. I KNOW I don't need a new hobby. But the idea of turning a plain leather jacket into a pink foiled one is verrrrrrry tempting.
November 14, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Today’s advice from your Goth Auntie
-Stop slouching, drink some water, take your meds.
-Kindness isn’t something to be earned.
-Heavy rain is forecasted here, and we still don’t have enough galoshes for the Lurking Horror’s pseudopods.
❤️ Auntie Jilli
November 14, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Get to know your mutuals. List 10 random things you like:

Fancy teacups
Red pandas
Sushi
Vintage gothic romance paperbacks
Moonstones and labradorite
Peonies
Bright fuchsia eyeshadow
My Chemical Romance
Goth magazines and clothing catalogs from the 20s - early 00s
Top hats
Get to know your mutuals. List 10 random things you like -

Coffee cups with silly sayings
Archaic words
Sweet pickles
Mismatching prints
Mimosa trees
Finding feathers in weird places
Mustard on meatloaf
Art with bones and flowers
Long-sleeved shirts
Marbled-cover composition books
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Get to know your mutuals. List 10 random things you like -

Listening to Hozier on repeat
Reading Franz Kafka
All potatoes
Detroit Tigers Baseball
Heated throw blanket
Waking up without an alarm
Dancing, all dancing, any dancing
Hand written letters
Anatomical hearts
My job
November 14, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Vague-posting: everyone think good thoughts for me for a good outcome to an upcoming meeting today. I think everything will go the way I want, but uncertainty annoys me.
November 13, 2025 at 10:13 PM
No advice from your Goth Auntie today because of non-stop meetings. Drink some water, take your meds, and rest when can.
November 13, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Today’s advice from your Goth Auntie
-Unclench your jaw, have a snack, take your meds.
-Use your fancy things. Don’t save them for later.
-The Cursed Object is sulking on top of the fridge. Again.
❤️ Auntie Jilli
November 12, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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I occasionally stream silly things, if you need a distraction tonight come watch me commit cosmic horror by rolling up living being in a ball and turning them into burning plasma!
twitch.tv/reverendmal
ReverendMal - Twitch
The Gothfather Abides...
twitch.tv
November 12, 2025 at 2:02 AM
WHERE IS IT??! I NEED TO KNOW.
Never give up.
Somewhere in the world, there's a haunted manor house on the moors with a mysterious caretaker, indifferent cats, and secret libraries within libraries, waiting for you in the darkness.
November 12, 2025 at 12:43 AM
ATTENTION: IT IS SIX DAYS UNTIL MY BIRTHDAY. PREPARE YOUR TRIBUTES.
November 11, 2025 at 8:32 PM