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The oldest short-fiction horror podcast. We have always lived in the tower. We/they/them 🦑 Co-Editors: Kat Day & Alex Hofelich | Host: Alasdair Stuart | Asst Eds: Scott Campbell & Joshua Tuttle | Audio: Chelsea Davis & Graeme Dunlop 🎙️ PseudoPod.org
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PseudoPod 1004: Madame Painte: For Sale
“This?” the man behind the counter says. “Why, this is Madame Painte.” The figure is short, a foot and a half tall, and squat, about the same dimensions across, composed of what might be porcelain.
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Episode 1004…
“This?” the man behind the counter says. “Why, this is Madame Painte.”
Madame Painte: For Sale, by John Langan
Narrator: Ian Gordon
Host: Graeme Dunlop
Audio: Chelsea Davis
pseudopod.org/2025/11/21/p...
“This?” the man behind the counter says. “Why, this is Madame Painte.”
Madame Painte: For Sale, by John Langan
Narrator: Ian Gordon
Host: Graeme Dunlop
Audio: Chelsea Davis
pseudopod.org/2025/11/21/p...
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Have you decided which treats to leave out for the Gravy Fairy on Thanksgiving Eve?
She's especially fond of powdered bones, rare milks, and arcane butter, crafted under the light of a blood moon.
She's especially fond of powdered bones, rare milks, and arcane butter, crafted under the light of a blood moon.
November 26, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Have you decided which treats to leave out for the Gravy Fairy on Thanksgiving Eve?
She's especially fond of powdered bones, rare milks, and arcane butter, crafted under the light of a blood moon.
She's especially fond of powdered bones, rare milks, and arcane butter, crafted under the light of a blood moon.
When you want to get to know your turkey better.
November 26, 2025 at 5:57 PM
When you want to get to know your turkey better.
I forgot to remind y'all to take your turkey out of the freezer over the weekend.
*sad crab clicking noises*
I'm sorry I failed at one of my most important PSAs of the year.
So, now that we messed that up, please do NOT attempt to deepfry a frozen turkey.
You know who you are. Stop!
*sad crab clicking noises*
I'm sorry I failed at one of my most important PSAs of the year.
So, now that we messed that up, please do NOT attempt to deepfry a frozen turkey.
You know who you are. Stop!
a man in an orange shirt is holding a fire extinguisher in his hand .
ALT: a man in an orange shirt is holding a fire extinguisher in his hand .
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I forgot to remind y'all to take your turkey out of the freezer over the weekend.
*sad crab clicking noises*
I'm sorry I failed at one of my most important PSAs of the year.
So, now that we messed that up, please do NOT attempt to deepfry a frozen turkey.
You know who you are. Stop!
*sad crab clicking noises*
I'm sorry I failed at one of my most important PSAs of the year.
So, now that we messed that up, please do NOT attempt to deepfry a frozen turkey.
You know who you are. Stop!
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Your daily fortune:
Ask not for whom the black tentacles rise from the deep dark sea, they rise for thee.
Ask not for whom the black tentacles rise from the deep dark sea, they rise for thee.
November 26, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Your daily fortune:
Ask not for whom the black tentacles rise from the deep dark sea, they rise for thee.
Ask not for whom the black tentacles rise from the deep dark sea, they rise for thee.
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Nov 25th 3978 - The crew of the Liberty 1 awake from hyper sleep as it crashes onto, a planet inhabited by talking apes.
📽️📅 Planet of the Apes (1968)
📽️📅 Planet of the Apes (1968)
November 25, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Nov 25th 3978 - The crew of the Liberty 1 awake from hyper sleep as it crashes onto, a planet inhabited by talking apes.
📽️📅 Planet of the Apes (1968)
📽️📅 Planet of the Apes (1968)
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The Mari Lwyd Christmas Cards are back in stock
10 packs available
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10 packs available
skullsandsheets.etsy.com/listing/4409...
November 25, 2025 at 6:56 PM
The Mari Lwyd Christmas Cards are back in stock
10 packs available
skullsandsheets.etsy.com/listing/4409...
10 packs available
skullsandsheets.etsy.com/listing/4409...
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At the moment, I’m regrettably not reading Edgar Allan Poe whilst having cappuccinos and croissants in a dimly-lit quaint café on a cobblestone street in Prague during a snowstorm, so no, I’m afraid your email did not “find me well.”
November 25, 2025 at 6:06 PM
At the moment, I’m regrettably not reading Edgar Allan Poe whilst having cappuccinos and croissants in a dimly-lit quaint café on a cobblestone street in Prague during a snowstorm, so no, I’m afraid your email did not “find me well.”
A story from the vaults pseudopod.org/2018/08/31/p...
Did you know that if you subscribe to our Patreon, you can get (nearly) our ENTIRE back catalogue in your podcatcher to listen to at your leisure, ad-free?
Did you know that if you subscribe to our Patreon, you can get (nearly) our ENTIRE back catalogue in your podcatcher to listen to at your leisure, ad-free?
PseudoPod 610: Beneath Their Hooves | PseudoPod
We go to Grandmère’s house to ride the unicorns. We only go once or twice a year, and it’s never enough. Riding the unicorns is the most fun a person could have, and I don’t know why we can’t do it…
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November 25, 2025 at 2:09 PM
A story from the vaults pseudopod.org/2018/08/31/p...
Did you know that if you subscribe to our Patreon, you can get (nearly) our ENTIRE back catalogue in your podcatcher to listen to at your leisure, ad-free?
Did you know that if you subscribe to our Patreon, you can get (nearly) our ENTIRE back catalogue in your podcatcher to listen to at your leisure, ad-free?
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Aquarius: You will walk a mile in another's shoes. Next time find someone more your size and pick a closer spot to dump the body.
November 24, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Aquarius: You will walk a mile in another's shoes. Next time find someone more your size and pick a closer spot to dump the body.
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I paused, out of breath. The Void had taken all my frustrated screaming and absorbed it.
"I'm sorry," I whispered. "You must have heard all this before, countless times."
'only you,' said the Void, 'scream your frustration like you do'
I took a deep breath to resume, then smiled.
"Thanks."
"I'm sorry," I whispered. "You must have heard all this before, countless times."
'only you,' said the Void, 'scream your frustration like you do'
I took a deep breath to resume, then smiled.
"Thanks."
November 24, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I paused, out of breath. The Void had taken all my frustrated screaming and absorbed it.
"I'm sorry," I whispered. "You must have heard all this before, countless times."
'only you,' said the Void, 'scream your frustration like you do'
I took a deep breath to resume, then smiled.
"Thanks."
"I'm sorry," I whispered. "You must have heard all this before, countless times."
'only you,' said the Void, 'scream your frustration like you do'
I took a deep breath to resume, then smiled.
"Thanks."
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*cough*
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• Go to pseudopod.org and click on "feed the pod"
(Please do. The Tower has a weirdly large electricity bill.)
PseudoPod | The Sound of Horror
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October 6, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Ads are…
… live. They’re ALIVE! MWHAHAHAHA! ⚡️
*cough*
• Patreon subscribers can access ad-free episodes
• Sign up now to get that for just $7 a month
• Go to pseudopod.org and click on "feed the pod"
(Please do. The Tower has a weirdly large electricity bill.)
… live. They’re ALIVE! MWHAHAHAHA! ⚡️
*cough*
• Patreon subscribers can access ad-free episodes
• Sign up now to get that for just $7 a month
• Go to pseudopod.org and click on "feed the pod"
(Please do. The Tower has a weirdly large electricity bill.)
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Episode 1004…
“This?” the man behind the counter says. “Why, this is Madame Painte.”
Madame Painte: For Sale, by John Langan
Narrator: Ian Gordon
Host: Graeme Dunlop
Audio: Chelsea Davis
pseudopod.org/2025/11/21/p...
“This?” the man behind the counter says. “Why, this is Madame Painte.”
Madame Painte: For Sale, by John Langan
Narrator: Ian Gordon
Host: Graeme Dunlop
Audio: Chelsea Davis
pseudopod.org/2025/11/21/p...
PseudoPod 1004: Madame Painte: For Sale
“This?” the man behind the counter says. “Why, this is Madame Painte.” The figure is short, a foot and a half tall, and squat, about the same dimensions across, composed of what might be porcelain.
pseudopod.org
November 21, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Episode 1004…
“This?” the man behind the counter says. “Why, this is Madame Painte.”
Madame Painte: For Sale, by John Langan
Narrator: Ian Gordon
Host: Graeme Dunlop
Audio: Chelsea Davis
pseudopod.org/2025/11/21/p...
“This?” the man behind the counter says. “Why, this is Madame Painte.”
Madame Painte: For Sale, by John Langan
Narrator: Ian Gordon
Host: Graeme Dunlop
Audio: Chelsea Davis
pseudopod.org/2025/11/21/p...
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if you're cold, they're cold. let them in
November 23, 2025 at 1:24 PM
if you're cold, they're cold. let them in
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If the horrors persist, you have to persist back to assert dominance.
November 23, 2025 at 1:52 AM
If the horrors persist, you have to persist back to assert dominance.
Leave! 🍂
November 22, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Leave! 🍂
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Not saying I would be caught by sirensong but I would definitely crash my ship straight into a rock if I heard this
November 21, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Not saying I would be caught by sirensong but I would definitely crash my ship straight into a rock if I heard this
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Hey! Sort of a surprise new story day. @undertow.bsky.social is making my novelette, "Uncertain Sons," (original to the collection) available online for a short time for folks catching up on end-of-year reading. Eligible for most novelette/long fiction categories. Online until end of November!
Uncertain Sons — Undertow Publications
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November 9, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Hey! Sort of a surprise new story day. @undertow.bsky.social is making my novelette, "Uncertain Sons," (original to the collection) available online for a short time for folks catching up on end-of-year reading. Eligible for most novelette/long fiction categories. Online until end of November!
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In the latest edition of my essay series on horror & comedy films, I discuss SORRY, BABY and THE DEVIL'S BATH. St. Agnes, suffering, and specialness.
shrieksandhowls.substack.com/p/agni-dei
shrieksandhowls.substack.com/p/agni-dei
November 21, 2025 at 4:30 PM
In the latest edition of my essay series on horror & comedy films, I discuss SORRY, BABY and THE DEVIL'S BATH. St. Agnes, suffering, and specialness.
shrieksandhowls.substack.com/p/agni-dei
shrieksandhowls.substack.com/p/agni-dei
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A little bit of luck, a little bit of skill—you might just make it through the sweet spot.
Check out how to submit to them here: www.chillsubs.com/lists/sweet-...
#writing #writingcommunity #litmags
Check out how to submit to them here: www.chillsubs.com/lists/sweet-...
#writing #writingcommunity #litmags
November 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
A little bit of luck, a little bit of skill—you might just make it through the sweet spot.
Check out how to submit to them here: www.chillsubs.com/lists/sweet-...
#writing #writingcommunity #litmags
Check out how to submit to them here: www.chillsubs.com/lists/sweet-...
#writing #writingcommunity #litmags
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There were once dozens of newsstand magazines devoted to science fiction, fantasy, horror, and "weird tales." Those dozens eventually shrank to three: Analog, Asimov's, and The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction.
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November 21, 2025 at 3:58 PM
There were once dozens of newsstand magazines devoted to science fiction, fantasy, horror, and "weird tales." Those dozens eventually shrank to three: Analog, Asimov's, and The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction.
1/x
1/x
Episode 1004…
“This?” the man behind the counter says. “Why, this is Madame Painte.”
Madame Painte: For Sale, by John Langan
Narrator: Ian Gordon
Host: Graeme Dunlop
Audio: Chelsea Davis
pseudopod.org/2025/11/21/p...
“This?” the man behind the counter says. “Why, this is Madame Painte.”
Madame Painte: For Sale, by John Langan
Narrator: Ian Gordon
Host: Graeme Dunlop
Audio: Chelsea Davis
pseudopod.org/2025/11/21/p...
PseudoPod 1004: Madame Painte: For Sale
“This?” the man behind the counter says. “Why, this is Madame Painte.” The figure is short, a foot and a half tall, and squat, about the same dimensions across, composed of what might be porcelain.
pseudopod.org
November 21, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Episode 1004…
“This?” the man behind the counter says. “Why, this is Madame Painte.”
Madame Painte: For Sale, by John Langan
Narrator: Ian Gordon
Host: Graeme Dunlop
Audio: Chelsea Davis
pseudopod.org/2025/11/21/p...
“This?” the man behind the counter says. “Why, this is Madame Painte.”
Madame Painte: For Sale, by John Langan
Narrator: Ian Gordon
Host: Graeme Dunlop
Audio: Chelsea Davis
pseudopod.org/2025/11/21/p...
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♫ How do you solve a problem like Cthulhu? How do you catch Old Ones and pin them down? How do you even pronounce Cthulhu? I'm horrified as my shattering mind melts down! ♫
November 21, 2025 at 11:52 AM
♫ How do you solve a problem like Cthulhu? How do you catch Old Ones and pin them down? How do you even pronounce Cthulhu? I'm horrified as my shattering mind melts down! ♫
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"The five of us were gathered on the floor of one of the last houses"
House Traveler, by Thomas Ha
Narrator: Preston Buttons
Host: Scott Campbell
Audio: Chelsea Davis
This story first appeared in Bourbon Penn #34 and is reprinted in Thomas Ha’s debut collection, Uncertain Sons and Other Stories
House Traveler, by Thomas Ha
Narrator: Preston Buttons
Host: Scott Campbell
Audio: Chelsea Davis
This story first appeared in Bourbon Penn #34 and is reprinted in Thomas Ha’s debut collection, Uncertain Sons and Other Stories
PseudoPod 1003: House Traveler
The five of us were gathered on the floor of one of the last houses, trying to decide which of the group would be the one to go outside. Sitting around an electric camping lantern…
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November 14, 2025 at 11:05 PM
"The five of us were gathered on the floor of one of the last houses"
House Traveler, by Thomas Ha
Narrator: Preston Buttons
Host: Scott Campbell
Audio: Chelsea Davis
This story first appeared in Bourbon Penn #34 and is reprinted in Thomas Ha’s debut collection, Uncertain Sons and Other Stories
House Traveler, by Thomas Ha
Narrator: Preston Buttons
Host: Scott Campbell
Audio: Chelsea Davis
This story first appeared in Bourbon Penn #34 and is reprinted in Thomas Ha’s debut collection, Uncertain Sons and Other Stories
I love a good moor!
Where would you rather be?
1. haunted mansion on the moor
2. castle ruins on the shore
3. night flight to Zanzibar
4. traveling through the stars
1. haunted mansion on the moor
2. castle ruins on the shore
3. night flight to Zanzibar
4. traveling through the stars
November 21, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I love a good moor!