Clockwork Librarian
@jsands84.bsky.social
‘tis a blessed condition: to live in others’ dreams but not to have to be.
🎲🎮📚🏳️🌈 (he/him), lawful-neutral archivist (40) & vaguely humanoid void beast (emotionally unavailable cryptid). Formerly Jon_S_84 on Twitter.
https://linktr.ee/jsands84
🎲🎮📚🏳️🌈 (he/him), lawful-neutral archivist (40) & vaguely humanoid void beast (emotionally unavailable cryptid). Formerly Jon_S_84 on Twitter.
https://linktr.ee/jsands84
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So, financially speaking, this last couple of years has kicked my ass. I've employed part-time and my food/housing are secure, but I am not in a position to meet some other necessary expenses coming this month. If you're so inclined & in a position to lend a hand, I would be very appreciative.
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am super excited to share news of my next scaaaary picture book collaboration with my loverly wife, Angela -- A VERY SCARY BOOK!
February 5, 2026 at 11:44 PM
am super excited to share news of my next scaaaary picture book collaboration with my loverly wife, Angela -- A VERY SCARY BOOK!
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Join #FrightClub and post along Thursday's two-episode feature of Castle Rock, starting at 10:00 PM ET with S1/E1, “Severance.”
Then join us at 10:54 PM ET for S1/E2, “Habeas Corpus.”
Available on Netflix.
They've been waiting for you.
Then join us at 10:54 PM ET for S1/E2, “Habeas Corpus.”
Available on Netflix.
They've been waiting for you.
February 5, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Join #FrightClub and post along Thursday's two-episode feature of Castle Rock, starting at 10:00 PM ET with S1/E1, “Severance.”
Then join us at 10:54 PM ET for S1/E2, “Habeas Corpus.”
Available on Netflix.
They've been waiting for you.
Then join us at 10:54 PM ET for S1/E2, “Habeas Corpus.”
Available on Netflix.
They've been waiting for you.
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Ooh, just saw “without Asimov there would be no science fiction,” and no, you stale crouton, you waterlogged saltine, without Mary Shelley—harassed by her husband and Lord Byron—there would be no science fiction.
You’re confusing fandom for canon.
You’re confusing fandom for canon.
February 5, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Ooh, just saw “without Asimov there would be no science fiction,” and no, you stale crouton, you waterlogged saltine, without Mary Shelley—harassed by her husband and Lord Byron—there would be no science fiction.
You’re confusing fandom for canon.
You’re confusing fandom for canon.
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"Mr. Feldman has not, and apparently cannot, learn from his mistakes."
new AI lawyer submission disaster just dropped and it's a doozy
new AI lawyer submission disaster just dropped and it's a doozy
Hey, so, I don’t do civil litigation, is it generally considered good when the judge does this?
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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![Case 1:24-CV-09429-KPF Document 227 Filed 02/05/26 Page 2 of 33
Feldman [wals not excused from this professional obligation [of verifying that the cases he submitted to the Court were valid] by dint of using emerging
technology." (Dkt. #169 at 4).
Mr. Feldman persisted. A few days prior to the Court's hearing on the
Order to Show Cause, Mr. Feldman submitted a proposed reply brief in further support of Affable's motion to dismiss. Once again, his brief contained false citations. And at the August 22, 2025 hearing, Mr. Feldman was unable to respond directly to, much less answer, the Court's questioning about his
submissions.
Mr. Feldman has not, and apparently cannot, learn from his mistakes.
And while the Court does not oppose the use of Al to assist in legal research
and writing, it must take a stand where, as here, counsel repeatedly files
submissions with false citations because counsel refuses to verify those
submissions. This Court can do no more. For the reasons that follow, the
Court sanctions Mr. Feldman pursuant to Federal Rule of Civil Procedure 11
and the Court's inherent powers by striking Affable's submissions and entering
default judgment against it.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ssxnmhdtz6le6nxu7jfhglz6/bafkreigeefuabd636ruucelhxav3v3p43dezhotggrwlgjgsev2z2ggev4@jpeg)
February 5, 2026 at 10:31 PM
"Mr. Feldman has not, and apparently cannot, learn from his mistakes."
new AI lawyer submission disaster just dropped and it's a doozy
new AI lawyer submission disaster just dropped and it's a doozy
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Redrew this flapjack octopus from 5 years ago 🥞🐙
🦑🐡
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June 6, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Redrew this flapjack octopus from 5 years ago 🥞🐙
🦑🐡
🦑🐡
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tofu sitting up all proper and fancy with his tail wrapped around his paws, falling asleep while slow blinking at me
February 5, 2026 at 6:40 PM
tofu sitting up all proper and fancy with his tail wrapped around his paws, falling asleep while slow blinking at me
It’s the way retail can swing from a customer returning to gift your department with a $100 coffee shop gift card to a customer stopping just shy of suggesting you *personally* have stolen their credit card (that they dropped on their car floor) that makes me so fucking tired.
February 5, 2026 at 8:32 PM
It’s the way retail can swing from a customer returning to gift your department with a $100 coffee shop gift card to a customer stopping just shy of suggesting you *personally* have stolen their credit card (that they dropped on their car floor) that makes me so fucking tired.
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February 5, 2026 at 5:19 PM
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If someone says they are feeling trollish, it would be taken to mean that they want to be bad to people on the internet.
Instead please assume that it means I want to cover myself in moss and leaves and tumble through the forest whilst yelling songs in unknown languages.
Instead please assume that it means I want to cover myself in moss and leaves and tumble through the forest whilst yelling songs in unknown languages.
January 29, 2026 at 2:59 PM
If someone says they are feeling trollish, it would be taken to mean that they want to be bad to people on the internet.
Instead please assume that it means I want to cover myself in moss and leaves and tumble through the forest whilst yelling songs in unknown languages.
Instead please assume that it means I want to cover myself in moss and leaves and tumble through the forest whilst yelling songs in unknown languages.
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Look at my beautiful new profile picture, drawn by @rossydoesdrawings.bsky.social
February 5, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Look at my beautiful new profile picture, drawn by @rossydoesdrawings.bsky.social
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It’s crazy how for 30 years, Disney has been trying to do something with the Muppets that clicks, and they finally realized “Hey, what if we just did The Muppet Show?” They really should just do one of these quarterly, surprise drop them, and make everyone happy.
February 5, 2026 at 9:29 AM
It’s crazy how for 30 years, Disney has been trying to do something with the Muppets that clicks, and they finally realized “Hey, what if we just did The Muppet Show?” They really should just do one of these quarterly, surprise drop them, and make everyone happy.
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The cat owner shrimping
February 5, 2026 at 1:00 AM
The cat owner shrimping
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Batman would hate you
February 4, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Batman would hate you
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BLACK HORROR MONTH ~ Day 3: T.K. CARTER
Today I had to tribute another great actor from one of my favorite movies, @thehorrormaster.bsky.social THE THING (1982), who sadly passed away last month. T.K.'s rollerskating chef Nauls to the tune of SUPERSTITION was 👨🏾🍳👌🏾 #BlackHorrorMonth #BlackHistoryMonth
Today I had to tribute another great actor from one of my favorite movies, @thehorrormaster.bsky.social THE THING (1982), who sadly passed away last month. T.K.'s rollerskating chef Nauls to the tune of SUPERSTITION was 👨🏾🍳👌🏾 #BlackHorrorMonth #BlackHistoryMonth
February 4, 2026 at 2:16 AM
BLACK HORROR MONTH ~ Day 3: T.K. CARTER
Today I had to tribute another great actor from one of my favorite movies, @thehorrormaster.bsky.social THE THING (1982), who sadly passed away last month. T.K.'s rollerskating chef Nauls to the tune of SUPERSTITION was 👨🏾🍳👌🏾 #BlackHorrorMonth #BlackHistoryMonth
Today I had to tribute another great actor from one of my favorite movies, @thehorrormaster.bsky.social THE THING (1982), who sadly passed away last month. T.K.'s rollerskating chef Nauls to the tune of SUPERSTITION was 👨🏾🍳👌🏾 #BlackHorrorMonth #BlackHistoryMonth
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BLACK HORROR MONTH ~ Day 2: KEKE PALMER
This #BlackHorrorMonth continues with a tribute to the extraordinary Keke Palmer as the charismatic Emerald "Em" Haywood in Jordan Peele’s 2022 original sci-fi/horror film NOPE. The film stars Daniel Kaluuya and Keith David among others. #BlackHistoryMonth
This #BlackHorrorMonth continues with a tribute to the extraordinary Keke Palmer as the charismatic Emerald "Em" Haywood in Jordan Peele’s 2022 original sci-fi/horror film NOPE. The film stars Daniel Kaluuya and Keith David among others. #BlackHistoryMonth
February 3, 2026 at 2:26 AM
BLACK HORROR MONTH ~ Day 2: KEKE PALMER
This #BlackHorrorMonth continues with a tribute to the extraordinary Keke Palmer as the charismatic Emerald "Em" Haywood in Jordan Peele’s 2022 original sci-fi/horror film NOPE. The film stars Daniel Kaluuya and Keith David among others. #BlackHistoryMonth
This #BlackHorrorMonth continues with a tribute to the extraordinary Keke Palmer as the charismatic Emerald "Em" Haywood in Jordan Peele’s 2022 original sci-fi/horror film NOPE. The film stars Daniel Kaluuya and Keith David among others. #BlackHistoryMonth
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Mothman! I added a bunch of prints to my inprnt shop if you feel like added some new art to your walls: www.inprnt.com/gallery/time...
February 5, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Mothman! I added a bunch of prints to my inprnt shop if you feel like added some new art to your walls: www.inprnt.com/gallery/time...
So, financially speaking, this last couple of years has kicked my ass. I've employed part-time and my food/housing are secure, but I am not in a position to meet some other necessary expenses coming this month. If you're so inclined & in a position to lend a hand, I would be very appreciative.
February 5, 2026 at 12:42 AM
So, financially speaking, this last couple of years has kicked my ass. I've employed part-time and my food/housing are secure, but I am not in a position to meet some other necessary expenses coming this month. If you're so inclined & in a position to lend a hand, I would be very appreciative.
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Post your drawing app and the works you created with it!
I love talking about the app I use that 90% of people can’t identify it by logo because no one fuckin’ uses it and it’s the best feeling one of em all
(I use photoshop for finishing and prepping for print tho)
I love talking about the app I use that 90% of people can’t identify it by logo because no one fuckin’ uses it and it’s the best feeling one of em all
(I use photoshop for finishing and prepping for print tho)
February 4, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Post your drawing app and the works you created with it!
I love talking about the app I use that 90% of people can’t identify it by logo because no one fuckin’ uses it and it’s the best feeling one of em all
(I use photoshop for finishing and prepping for print tho)
I love talking about the app I use that 90% of people can’t identify it by logo because no one fuckin’ uses it and it’s the best feeling one of em all
(I use photoshop for finishing and prepping for print tho)
Men of a Certain Age thread.
40+ besties drop a (non nude) selfie.
40+ besties drop a (non nude) selfie.
February 5, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Men of a Certain Age thread.
40+ besties drop a (non nude) selfie.
40+ besties drop a (non nude) selfie.
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My newest creation is Olivia the Semi-Vengeful Guardian of the Earth and Sea and Moon. I designed and hand-sewed her, & I hand-embroidered all her flowers & markings. Olivia enjoys gnawing on enemies of the Earth and Sea and Moon and slapping them with her tentacles.
www.patreon.com/jeremycreature
www.patreon.com/jeremycreature
February 4, 2026 at 9:12 PM
My newest creation is Olivia the Semi-Vengeful Guardian of the Earth and Sea and Moon. I designed and hand-sewed her, & I hand-embroidered all her flowers & markings. Olivia enjoys gnawing on enemies of the Earth and Sea and Moon and slapping them with her tentacles.
www.patreon.com/jeremycreature
www.patreon.com/jeremycreature
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the forbidden candy
February 4, 2026 at 10:32 PM
the forbidden candy
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The first black nerdy podcast hosted by two hefty butch queens to interview Durand Bernarr 6 years before the Grammy???
Check.
Happy Black History Month ✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿
Check.
Happy Black History Month ✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿
February 4, 2026 at 5:36 PM
The first black nerdy podcast hosted by two hefty butch queens to interview Durand Bernarr 6 years before the Grammy???
Check.
Happy Black History Month ✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿
Check.
Happy Black History Month ✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿
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I love being safe inside of my palatial bunker after destroying society when a knock comes upon the door. Ah must be my men. Coming to thank me no doubt. I'll have to award them an extra ration of broth.
February 4, 2026 at 10:46 PM
I love being safe inside of my palatial bunker after destroying society when a knock comes upon the door. Ah must be my men. Coming to thank me no doubt. I'll have to award them an extra ration of broth.
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This is beautiful. But also, **** that guy for asking. Like Americans haven't had multiple revolutions. And you didn't even respect our black elders when they tried to help you off your ass anyway.
this goes so fuckin hard
”A revolution must be started by yourself. An egg, opened from the outside, is food; opened from the inside, it is a new life.“
Ovum exteriore apertum cibus, interiore vita nova.
Revolutio exteriore est incursio.
”A revolution must be started by yourself. An egg, opened from the outside, is food; opened from the inside, it is a new life.“
Ovum exteriore apertum cibus, interiore vita nova.
Revolutio exteriore est incursio.
February 4, 2026 at 10:28 PM
This is beautiful. But also, **** that guy for asking. Like Americans haven't had multiple revolutions. And you didn't even respect our black elders when they tried to help you off your ass anyway.
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February 4, 2026 at 9:41 PM