Scott the Human
@flickerbucket.bsky.social
Definitely a human. Certainly not a bear. I'm totally safe. Come closer.
#BearWithMe
#BearlyHuman
#BearWithMe
#BearlyHuman
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Can't we all just agree that #ProWrestling is #Sex?
Well it is, but not for the reason you think. Give my latest post on Lavish Made a read and share with your fellow sickos:
lavishmade.com/blog_posts/607
Well it is, but not for the reason you think. Give my latest post on Lavish Made a read and share with your fellow sickos:
lavishmade.com/blog_posts/607
Pro-Wrestling Is Sex, Sex Is Pro-Wrestling by Tim
I've had an idea for an episode of my pro-wrestling podcast, The Work Of Wrestling, for...basically...a decade. And yet I haven't even approached bringing it...
lavishmade.com
December 3, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Can't we all just agree that #ProWrestling is #Sex?
Well it is, but not for the reason you think. Give my latest post on Lavish Made a read and share with your fellow sickos:
lavishmade.com/blog_posts/607
Well it is, but not for the reason you think. Give my latest post on Lavish Made a read and share with your fellow sickos:
lavishmade.com/blog_posts/607
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i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
I don't think I've had a functioning printer since college.
December 2, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I don't think I've had a functioning printer since college.
Remember that one Marvel movie where Iron Man suddenly cared about laws?
December 2, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Remember that one Marvel movie where Iron Man suddenly cared about laws?
It's dangerous to go alone... take this.
December 2, 2025 at 1:29 PM
It's dangerous to go alone... take this.
New rule: If your streaming service has ads, it should be free to watch.
December 1, 2025 at 10:12 PM
New rule: If your streaming service has ads, it should be free to watch.
The next year is going to be a long decade.
December 1, 2025 at 9:04 PM
The next year is going to be a long decade.
YES, I've been waiting for an update before I dive in.
December 1, 2025 at 7:39 PM
YES, I've been waiting for an update before I dive in.
If anyone has any pointers for coping with shameful/embarrassing memories, keep pouring till I say when.
December 1, 2025 at 4:50 PM
If anyone has any pointers for coping with shameful/embarrassing memories, keep pouring till I say when.
I have zero memories of standing under mistletoe.
WHO ERASED MY MEMORIES??
WHO ERASED MY MEMORIES??
today is the day I start standing under small amounts of mistletoe daily in order to build up a tolerance that way I'm immune by Christmas
December 1, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I have zero memories of standing under mistletoe.
WHO ERASED MY MEMORIES??
WHO ERASED MY MEMORIES??
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Cyber Monday is here and deals are going fast! These deals are diaphanous. They are receding even as we speak, becoming mere memories of deals, prices longed for but lost, hints at what could have been had for less. A golden slant of sun through window falls on an empty countertop. Act now.
December 1, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Cyber Monday is here and deals are going fast! These deals are diaphanous. They are receding even as we speak, becoming mere memories of deals, prices longed for but lost, hints at what could have been had for less. A golden slant of sun through window falls on an empty countertop. Act now.
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"There ain't no sin and there ain't no virtue. There's just stuff people do."
John Steinbeck
John Steinbeck
December 1, 2025 at 4:29 AM
"There ain't no sin and there ain't no virtue. There's just stuff people do."
John Steinbeck
John Steinbeck
If I were a better writer, I'd stop saying "soulmate" when I mean "kindred spirit."
December 1, 2025 at 3:03 AM
If I were a better writer, I'd stop saying "soulmate" when I mean "kindred spirit."
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If the streaming apps ever get around to cracking down on password sharing, they could save me a lot of money by getting me to unsubscribe from the ones I share with my family.
November 28, 2025 at 6:27 PM
If the streaming apps ever get around to cracking down on password sharing, they could save me a lot of money by getting me to unsubscribe from the ones I share with my family.
I guess I'm staying up all night.
I don't even have a good reason.
I just spent too much time playing Skyrim.
I don't even have a good reason.
I just spent too much time playing Skyrim.
November 28, 2025 at 11:19 AM
I guess I'm staying up all night.
I don't even have a good reason.
I just spent too much time playing Skyrim.
I don't even have a good reason.
I just spent too much time playing Skyrim.
In any relationship, I imagine you'll have more boring moments than exciting ones. Find someone you love being bored with.
November 28, 2025 at 9:06 AM
In any relationship, I imagine you'll have more boring moments than exciting ones. Find someone you love being bored with.
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I'm old.
If you're not, listen to this.
Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.
Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.
It's literally never been more important.
If you're not, listen to this.
Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.
Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.
It's literally never been more important.
November 27, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I'm old.
If you're not, listen to this.
Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.
Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.
It's literally never been more important.
If you're not, listen to this.
Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.
Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.
It's literally never been more important.
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I hope my wife buys me a $60,000 car without me knowing about it for Christmas
November 27, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I hope my wife buys me a $60,000 car without me knowing about it for Christmas
This season fills me with warmth, perhaps illusory but still welcome. And needed.
November 27, 2025 at 10:59 PM
This season fills me with warmth, perhaps illusory but still welcome. And needed.
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Practicing radical honesty this year 🙏
November 27, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Practicing radical honesty this year 🙏
Halfway through my week off and I don't think I could possibly play any more Skyrim.
November 26, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Halfway through my week off and I don't think I could possibly play any more Skyrim.
"There is always some money to be made from fanning America's culture wars on social media."
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
How X's new location feature exposed big US politics accounts
Dozens of pro-Trump accounts are being accused of misleading followers after the social media site began showing user locations.
www.bbc.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:27 PM
"There is always some money to be made from fanning America's culture wars on social media."
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
November 25, 2025 at 7:14 PM
"You'll be visited by three spirits."