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Reliably bitter, cynical, and sarcastic with usually a beer in hand.

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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 13h

I promise I’m not a total slob but I just discovered a stalk of celery that had liquified in the fridge produce drawer 🥴

North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 14h

I think I’m content with some pinwheel petunias and a Halloween clearance item

North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 15h

Let’s see what I get tempted by at the nursery

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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 16h

I think I’m a dodgers fan now

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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 16h

Part of me is sad that summer is over but the other part of me is happy I can again take a midday 3 mile walk without getting drenched in sweat

North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 1d

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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 1d

You’re so mean.

North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 1d

I think it’ll just be a one drink wonder but thanks!

North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 1d

North Florida Gay actually going out past 9pm

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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 1d

homer simpson from the simpsons is standing in front of a grassy field .

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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 1d

Something like that

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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 1d

a woman is blowing a kiss and saying `` i will cut you '' .

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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 1d

🙃🙃🥲

North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 1d

a woman wearing sunglasses is talking to another woman while another woman says not really .

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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 1d

My boyfriend is wearing shorts on a cool day and I made a John Fetterman joke about his attire and now I’m getting stink eye

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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 1d

I left New Mexico bitch 🤷🏻‍♂️

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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 1d

Perfect fall weather and a beer in hand 👌🏻

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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 1d

The lord is testing me at every turn today

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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 2d

So good!

North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 2d

Trick R Treat is honestly an underrated Halloween movie

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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 2d

There’s still time 😈

North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 2d

He’s just ignoring this thread and quizzing me about the wonders of ranch dressing over WhatsApp now

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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 2d

If he doesn’t, it sounds like he’s fallen short!

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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 2d

I appreciate that! Since I’m not always that brave

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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 2d

She seems iconic! I need to finally get a VPN so I can watch her on Celebrity Traitors

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