North Florida Gay
@northflagay.bsky.social
Reliably bitter, cynical, and sarcastic with usually a beer in hand.
I wish I was in New Orleans for Mardi Gras
February 15, 2026 at 7:55 PM
I wish I was in New Orleans for Mardi Gras
So the one circuit was fixed but then now come to find out the circuit my bedroom is on is now out
February 15, 2026 at 12:30 AM
So the one circuit was fixed but then now come to find out the circuit my bedroom is on is now out
Gooning for this tiramisu right now
February 15, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Gooning for this tiramisu right now
Happy Valentine’s Day with @jmacisaac.bsky.social
February 14, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Happy Valentine’s Day with @jmacisaac.bsky.social
Just spent $350 on emergency electrical work so fuck it, I’m going for the 13% hazy quadruple ipa
February 14, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Just spent $350 on emergency electrical work so fuck it, I’m going for the 13% hazy quadruple ipa
Putting all my faith in a hillbilly electrician sent to my home to fix a partial power failure was not on my Valentine’s Day bingo card 🥴
February 14, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Putting all my faith in a hillbilly electrician sent to my home to fix a partial power failure was not on my Valentine’s Day bingo card 🥴
Today was going great until I come home to some of the electrical circuits (including the one with the fridge) being completely out and having to call the electrician
February 14, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Today was going great until I come home to some of the electrical circuits (including the one with the fridge) being completely out and having to call the electrician
Me to myself when I’m wide awake from 4:30 onwards on a Saturday morning
a woman in a white dress is sitting at a table with a glass of water .
ALT: a woman in a white dress is sitting at a table with a glass of water .
media.tenor.com
February 14, 2026 at 11:32 AM
Me to myself when I’m wide awake from 4:30 onwards on a Saturday morning
It’s 5pm Friday and your girl is ready for a beer
February 13, 2026 at 10:06 PM
It’s 5pm Friday and your girl is ready for a beer
What I’m wearing to the bsky valentine ball
February 13, 2026 at 8:40 PM
What I’m wearing to the bsky valentine ball
My dysfunctional workplace is taking a toll on my psyche but at least we almost made it through another week
February 13, 2026 at 1:22 PM
My dysfunctional workplace is taking a toll on my psyche but at least we almost made it through another week
The buffalo wing flavor pretzel crisps are my kryptonite I fear
February 12, 2026 at 7:21 PM
The buffalo wing flavor pretzel crisps are my kryptonite I fear
Trying to escape the feeling of dread this hump day and imagine that I’m back on the beach
February 11, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Trying to escape the feeling of dread this hump day and imagine that I’m back on the beach
Not feeling it today I’m afraid
February 10, 2026 at 1:18 PM
Not feeling it today I’m afraid
I’m not going to be outside much at all this week but 70 degree weather is returning
February 9, 2026 at 1:41 PM
I’m not going to be outside much at all this week but 70 degree weather is returning
Reposted by North Florida Gay
my whole timeline on every app is turning into football let me log off
February 8, 2026 at 11:41 PM
my whole timeline on every app is turning into football let me log off
Logging onto Bluesky when I’m not watching the Super Bowl and have no idea what anyone is talking about
a drag queen with purple hair and blue lips is crying .
ALT: a drag queen with purple hair and blue lips is crying .
media.tenor.com
February 8, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Logging onto Bluesky when I’m not watching the Super Bowl and have no idea what anyone is talking about
I haven’t decided what my Super Bowl counter programming will be since I will not be partaking
February 8, 2026 at 8:15 PM
I haven’t decided what my Super Bowl counter programming will be since I will not be partaking
There’s a vegan seafood food truck at the brewery, I don’t know how I feel about that
February 8, 2026 at 7:22 PM
There’s a vegan seafood food truck at the brewery, I don’t know how I feel about that
Anybody need anything at the hardware store
February 8, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Anybody need anything at the hardware store
This cold won’t go away but on the brighter side, I got 8.5 hours of uninterrupted sleep
February 8, 2026 at 12:18 PM
This cold won’t go away but on the brighter side, I got 8.5 hours of uninterrupted sleep
I maybe would’ve put “not” in the same color otherwise people may get the wrong message 🤷🏻♂️
February 7, 2026 at 8:27 PM
I maybe would’ve put “not” in the same color otherwise people may get the wrong message 🤷🏻♂️
At the Highland Games and ready to see some men in kilts
February 7, 2026 at 4:33 PM
At the Highland Games and ready to see some men in kilts