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"Six thousand dollars? It's not even leather".
Pinned
Remembering back in the 90s in London when we'd all just got the INTERNET at work & everyone downloaded those xmas lights that twinkled on your computer screen & the whole system crashed & we all got sent home & the IT department had a nervous breakdown.

Simpler times.
Saturday 18th April 2026 SWG3 Glasgow.
Anyone care to fuck the pain away & join me?
#TheTeachesOfPeaches
December 2, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Everyone should work retail for at least 6 months.

A military service of sorts. Mandatory.

It's brutal. Unless you've done it, you don't have an inkling.

It's December. It's mental out there in the service industry.

Be nice. You're truly not that important.

And say thank you & smile goddamit.
December 2, 2025 at 10:04 AM
When you don’t know why you had the MRI, that’s precisely why you had the MRI.
December 2, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Beloved films at night when you've got work tomorrow but you can't help yourself.

Lydia on her stoop, embarrassed:

"Oh. You don't want to come up"

Perry:

"Are you kidding? I've got a hard on for you the size of Florida".

The Fisher King.

So oddly rarely mentioned in Robin Williams' work.
December 1, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Mercedes Ruehl
This is a Bill Simmons game, but you’re stranded on a desert island. You can only have one actor’s filmography. You get it all, including cameos. But just the one performer.

I’m taking Cate Blanchett: Talented Mr. Ripley, LOTR, Life Aquatic, Black Bag, Tár, Ponyo, Hot Fuzz, Eyes Wide Shut, Thor
December 1, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Anjelica Huston
This is a Bill Simmons game, but you’re stranded on a desert island. You can only have one actor’s filmography. You get it all, including cameos. But just the one performer.

I’m taking Cate Blanchett: Talented Mr. Ripley, LOTR, Life Aquatic, Black Bag, Tár, Ponyo, Hot Fuzz, Eyes Wide Shut, Thor
December 1, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I miss Barry Norman.
December 1, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Reading all the tributes to Tom Stoppard.

Me:

"There's certainly a lot of love out there for him.

OH:

"Well, he also certainly put it about.
Dirty boy!
Poor Miriam, poor Felicity, poor Sinead.
Mucky boy!"

Fear not theatre reviewers, your jobs are safe.
November 30, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Saw Inside No 9 Stage/Fright at the Edinburgh Playhouse today

It's without doubt one of the best stage productions I've ever seen

Pemberton & Shearsmith are absolute comic geniuses
Their creativity & imaginations are breathtaking
All perfectly tempered by them both enjoying a good knob joke too
November 29, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Me & my brother dicking about.
I was about 16 years old, so approx 1987.
My mum bought the dress in Paris when she lived there in 1963.
The earrings were a serendipitous match, from Razzle Dazzle on Sauchiehall St.
I think the look was "Man & Woman At C&A".
November 28, 2025 at 9:06 PM
OH watching TOTP.

Nina belting out "My Favourite Game".

"Weird that nobody's ever made a cocktail called The Bacardigans?".

32 years of this shit.

I wouldn't have it any other way.
November 28, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Always & forever my telly spirit animal.
November 28, 2025 at 5:55 PM
vaginas say no.
November 27, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I worked at Time Out on TCR in the 90s
i-D were the floor above us & we shared a reception area
The arrival of unbelievably stylish people & delivery of designer clothes was near constant. One day we heard that Pam Hogg was in the building.
Mad excitement ensued. She remained elusive. Damn.
RIP PH x
November 27, 2025 at 8:30 PM
The Fisher King.
I adore this movie.
A film so rarely mentioned when people reminisce about Robin Williams.
Phenomenal support cast.
Jeter, Ruehl (won the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actress) & Plummer.
The driving message is empathy I think.
Absolutely gorgeous.
November 26, 2025 at 10:40 PM
"One of a kind" is overused as an epitaph but she was.
RIP Pam. Say hi to Vivienne from us xxx
November 26, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Zia Yousef, palpably furious, on Shelagh Fogarty's LBC show:

"Are you seriously asking me if Nigel Farage is a Russian asset?"

Yeah, she is. Because he absolutely is

The tacit entitlement of the rw coterie is in equal parts risible as it is contemptible

ps I love Shelagh, she's the bee's knees
November 26, 2025 at 2:34 PM
“We are freezing known Russian assets.

But let me be clear.
I don’t actually mean the honourable member for Clacton”

Like taking a bullet.

High five Rach.

Solid burn.

#Budget2025
November 26, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Prepping for Christmas

Watching Morecambe & Wise: The Lost Tape on BBC4

Been with the OH for 32 years now

Watching him watch M&W over those decades has never ceased to make me laugh

He's always made me laugh

He first got me into bed laughing *CUE JOKE!!!*

Lordy, I love him

I've had some wine.
November 25, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I vividly remember walking home from school with my Nigerian pal in the 80s.
The N word was so frequently shouted at her by total strangers.

She'd say:

"They're definitely not trying to hurt or insult me, it's just banter!"

And for 1 second she'd be broken.

Then not.

Fcuk Farage.
November 25, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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Lazy cunt
In today's least surprising news
October 16, 2025 at 7:24 AM
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I’m a past winner of the Orwell Prize & won partly because I exposed Vote Leave’s unlawful activities.

Michael Gove was its co-convener & refused to answer a single q. He’s now a judge of the prize & our world is truly one that Orwell would recognise

bylinetimes.com/2025/11/25/m...
Michael Gove Made Orwell Prize Judge Despite Record of Attacking Journalists and Dodging Scrutiny
Critics say "Orwell would have enjoyed the irony" of the former Conservative minister's appointment
bylinetimes.com
November 25, 2025 at 5:53 PM
"Wonderful World, Beautiful People".

Jimmy Cliff embodied the very antithesis of Reform UK.

Remember to tell the people in your orbit who are increasingly politically extreme rw inclined.

Especially before they enter a voting booth.

RIP Sir & thank you x
youtu.be/ZDwDSuFnf2c?...
Jimmy Cliff 'Wonderful World Beautiful People' LIVE Midem 1970
YouTube video by Jamrockvybzreggae
youtu.be
November 25, 2025 at 11:07 AM
I'd like to give Farage a kick in the dick but in a caring & complimentary way.

Not in a hurtful or insulting way. Honest.
November 25, 2025 at 10:03 AM