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notarizona.bsky.social
not arizona
@notarizona.bsky.social
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If you know my government name, no you don’t. Buy a boat. Go Dawgs.
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not arizona @notarizona.bsky.social · Jul 29
I’ve been on the fence about posting this reminder, but here goes:

Most of you know I dropped my name here to protect the innocent (me). Y’all have killed it with the aliases (Scottsdale, Tucson, Tampa, etc). Well done.

Like my profile says: If you know my government name, no you don’t.
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🎃 public HELLth guy 🎃 @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 4h
it’s auburn v georgia, what were y’all expecting
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Chapel Bell Curve @chapelbellcurve.bsky.social · 4h
Still don't really understand what's going on but go dawgs
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not arizona @notarizona.bsky.social · 4h
OH MY
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not arizona @notarizona.bsky.social · 6h
Ahahahahaha nevermind terrible
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not arizona @notarizona.bsky.social · 6h
A punt? And a penalty against Auburn? In this economy?
a woman wearing a white off the shoulder top is standing next to a man with #schittscreek written on the bottom
ALT: a woman wearing a white off the shoulder top is standing next to a man with #schittscreek written on the bottom
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not arizona @notarizona.bsky.social · 7h
You saw this ✨exact same scenario✨ two weeks ago against Bama, this isn’t new, bud
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not arizona @notarizona.bsky.social · 7h
Glenn looking perplexed on the sidelines next to Kirby is…not a comforting sight
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not arizona @notarizona.bsky.social · 7h
Something’s gotta give
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not arizona @notarizona.bsky.social · 7h
Death, taxes, and letting teams from Alabama convert on 3rd down
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not arizona @notarizona.bsky.social · 8h
I don’t wanna, either, friend, but we have to. Saddle up, pour a drink.
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not arizona @notarizona.bsky.social · 9h
I’m not a monster lol
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not arizona @notarizona.bsky.social · 9h
College kid.
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not arizona @notarizona.bsky.social · 9h
I did, however, compliment the kid on the button’s effort
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not arizona @notarizona.bsky.social · 9h
When I went to the Plains in 2021, I came upon an Auburn fan with a button that simply said “Please Stop Barking”

Reader, I did not.
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mondo™ @mondilator.bsky.social · 1d
fuckin auburn amirite
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mondo™ @mondilator.bsky.social · 1d
fuckin auburn amirite
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not arizona @notarizona.bsky.social · 11h
a woman is sitting on a couch with her mouth open and making a face .
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not arizona @notarizona.bsky.social · 11h
I’m gonna want all the good juju for tonight’s game. I don’t like night games on the Plains
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not arizona @notarizona.bsky.social · 18h
Nightmare fuel, but not enough?

I’ll see myself out
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not arizona @notarizona.bsky.social · 1d
I got the one bite that the husband fed me. I feel ya
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not arizona @notarizona.bsky.social · 1d
I didn’t get married in either
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not arizona @notarizona.bsky.social · 1d
Buddy, if this was my wedding I’d want a refund
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not arizona @notarizona.bsky.social · 1d
It was a wonderful wedding.

Because other people planned it. I showed up, took some bows, kissed the guy, ate a bite of cake, and went to Mexico.
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not arizona @notarizona.bsky.social · 1d
One city, two only children, six parents between us (Mr. NotAz’s parents are divorced and remarried). It was a thing
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not arizona @notarizona.bsky.social · 1d
We had 180 people, and it was 3 days long, what
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not arizona @notarizona.bsky.social · 1d
This meeting starts in ten days, and I’m once again reminded why I hired two event planners for my wedding.
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not arizona @notarizona.bsky.social · 25d
Success.

Now to do this again in five weeks, but with all 85 of my staff.
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