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Lexi
@notbasedbimbo.bsky.social
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nobody feel sorry for me bc i literally do not want a relationship and am love bombing them back
getting lovebombed by another 6’1 chinese guy but they’re so good at it that idec fr
he just asked to go later 🙏🏽
idk why i would tell my brother that i’d go to the gym with him at 7:30am
i’m gonna act like i didn’t just hear tapping on the outside of my window
i wish i could say certain things without sounding like i’m flirting because telling someone that their eyes are a pretty shade of brown does not sound platonic but i actually mean it in the most platonic way possible
in the same way that ppl ask me if i’m dominican even though i don’t have a dominican accent (i feel like they only do it because i’m black) i’m just going to start asking all yt latinos if they’re from argentina even though they don’t have the accent
24 will be my healthiest, sexiest, biggest brain, 4PF, most traveled, etc. year yet
bday in 34 days i’m abt to get more locked in than a bridge in Paris
heist at the louvre is probably the coolest thing to happen in this fuck ass year. love a little comedic relief
i hit 118.0 again when i gain another 6-12 pounds i’m actually never going to shut tf up and there will be a slight increase in thirst traps
oh nvm i think the story was supposed to be a thirst trap 😭. i’m so naive lmfaooo
i love when people that i’ve never spoken to a day in my life or had any type of interaction with just add me to their close friends like aw i fw you too
when i d!3 instead of pouring one out for me just play that movie
i feel like it’s painfully obvious that my dad taught me how to drive because i drive with my seat back and one hand on the wheel and only ever back into parking spaces
finance ppl and attorneys are in my top 5 nightmare occupations to date and i started talking to an attorney that works in finance… GG’s fr. and not to stereotype but he’s korean and i think i’ve heard girls call korean men everything but children of god😭
never did i eat twice yesterday, not workout, and i lost a pound. i need to start taking my creatine again but keep forgetting. i just wanna get up to 125 by halloween bruh
fighting the urge to get a chest dermal(s) after i get my 🥥🥥s done
Ry&B gonna be like ANTAGONIST 1.0
it was literally 80° today and it’s gonna be in the 50s all next week. global warming/climate change is putting belt to ass
it’s not even the calories of a cheat meal that are bad bc i need to gain weight but i be eating bullshit with no nutritional value 😭
when i eat salmon, green beans, and water on a weekend instead of eating the final boss of cheat meals. vacation body loading fr